Don't worry, Israel will definitely start this war. WW111 Modern warfare.

Gen X
........I no dey see my mates here again. Only toddlers.

The right phrase is "by heart". That is something that has been memorized.
Offhand means a spontaneous response without any aid or preparation.
Any thing like Offhead?!

Wahala for who dey find wife and How long can you feign those attributes?!

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A country that celebrates mediocrity and thuggery can never get it right.
We at the Verge.

Not a cobra please,more like those rat chasing snakes that you can tame. He must have watched someone do it a trillion times.

I don't know what to say here but it was wrong of you to ask the guy to pay for honestly accepting your invitation.
Just this year ,I was shopping at a super market. While I was trying to pay for all my stuffs. A matured man that was with his four young's kids behind me joking said "bros na all the supermarket you buy so ohh, be like say we go take some ohh" I joking said "take".To my greatest surprise the man took a loaf of slice bread,2 Titus,butter and one plantain chips and said "Thank you,my brother. You know say we many". I just weak and I was speechless. The "no problem,it's fine" came out much late. As a matter of fact,I was speechless because we never knew from Adam.

Madonna university na the case of pikin wey don spoil well well but for house dem still dey think say na good boy.
Girls choke for the school maybe na why the man dey boost. Father Edeh that admits mostly females just to reduce the number of cultists in the school yet Eiye,Aye and Akpa men full okija campus.

Uzorbaby:
Good evening house, I opened a new account for this issues. This is my ninth years in marriage with 3 kids and since the third year till now the problem I keep having with my husband is infidelity, when ever I catch him he apologises but still continues. Recently I found out he is into a single mother who claim to be a deconess and he opened a business for her and doesn't feel apologetic about it, this same lady when I had not discovered their affairs he sends her his last card and begs me for money. He calls her everyday , video calls her and sends her money frequently.right now I feel faustrated and depressed. I will really love to leave him and rent a house close to my shop but the amount to do that will greatly affect my business if I do that because I just started it 3 months ago. I just need someone I can talk to, gist about normal stuff of life so that my mind can move away from him pending when I will be able to rent a house. I just want to be happy

Send me a message on Whatsapp 0*8*0***
I can no longer access this email.

Kobojunkie:
You never mentioned what became of the lady?

She had the career before the marriage,thats the point.

A lady left her 345k Oil and gas job in Ph to be with the husband in Lagos. If you value your marriage you would leave that Job and go start a life together with your husband. If not you should have just stayed single and face your work.

Where are those always saying "no one can love you better than your mama?! some mum's are mourn.

Why can't they take these mad peeps off the streets?
Some weeks backs that's how one used stick to break the side window of a parked Jeep.
We were all watching helplessly.
Even when the owner came back and heard what happened the mad man was til around the corner displaying.
Na sorry everybody dey tell The man,sadly after a while he just enter the car and drove off.
Some people just dey murmur dem never beat that madness comot for him head but na which sane person won beat person wey obviously no dey alright?

Stop hoping on Bubu blu la bu.

A woman who's not self reliant or self sufficient certainly has no business opening her smelling legs . She's a total liability to the earth.Her children will definitely suffer for her waywardness.

Palm lines called palmistry lines.

It's not a crime not to trust you na.
Infact,I think she's wiser.
I love people who give simple reasons for not being nice.

In this generation it's nothing to be ashamed of ....Some lost count at 25yo.. Loyalty and trust doesn't exist.

We are here for friendship and extra marital affairs. Just holla or pm. I assure you, We'll make you feel better that you'll forget your husband in no time. Everyone deserves to be happy ohh.

Speed kills!!
I was doing 150km on a highway and was trying to over take a trailer when a big ditch sudden appeared in my front.
My mistake was to touch the brakes.
My car was on a free roll. Luckily for me no vehicle was on the opposite lane or behind the trailer.
The car landed on it's tyres after doing 4 side flips.
I sha learned something new.

This is a crime.
Someone coerced into something is acting under duress/coercion.
All his village elders should arrested and locked up,shikenah!!

You've been to different countries and met several women,why the damn question?!

Them cross wetin no nice here.
The legs are that of an antelope while the eyes are that of an ekuke but the body is that of a dobermann.
E no look good at all.
Bro,carry am go dash vet or research institute make them study the breed and behavioral pattern.
The thing fit no survive vaccination.

Hahaaaaaa.....Same 20k wey cos problem for me last weekend with one olosho. Girls are not smiling ohh..LOL

Car I bought for 5m is going for 14point now.
Change is real!! Na fuel dey drain person now mehn.

Chanchangi Airlines and Kabo Air

You sound like someone whose only hope relies on the sister . Abeg,mind your own relationship and let them be. She's no kid.

This thing is yam. It goes well with eggs and chicken .

I bought a package 8500 instead of 6k

Guy,go throw that thing away before belle worry you.
Na wa ohh.
You know how many soup with chicken guys don throwaway this month?