softwerk:


I don't like identical twins or triplets!

I had a sad experience in the past dating a twin.....the idiot left me for one small girl and willed me over to his "fuc%k boi" twin brother!

I didn't realise the switch until after 4months!

. my dear u need to gist us in full details o. I wish to know everything, pls pls pls pls!

Nice

Facts

LuciferChristi:
Is it the same Wizkid that was issued quit notice from his rented apartment two years ago?

Is this still about that imaginary forbes list? I've searched the whole forbes.com for it & couldn't find it. Can any Wizkid/Davido fan plase drop the link? Seems the list only exists on Nigerian blogs.

If Wizkid is worth billions, why can't he just buy the whole house from his landlord? A 5 bedroom detached house with BQ at Lekki is around N200m. N200m should be nothing out of billions for a house na.

Where's Davidos jet? Where's the Porsche?

Banky W drives a rickety Range 2002 model but flashed jewellry in our faces while telling us "Ain't no party like a Lagos party".

Cynthia Morgan makes millions per show but could not afford N1.3m house rent at Omole that most Nairalanders pay yearly.

Tiwa Savage just bought a house after almost 10 years of hustle. She even tried, most of them have no property to their names.


They depend on video directors to smothen their faces & pose with rental luxury cars & dimwits think its how they live everyday.




Lol

This generation is truly dumb.

This guy just throw him life away

She looks good

A criminal's mind

Why now, make una leave this chick alone
She is looking to check for her ruin make up after a serious quckie .
Don't ask me how I know

Shame
Shame
Shame

Anyways, he tried

Hmmm, nawa o

Rubbish!!!!

With agbero money?

My brother. U met her and some months later u lost your job ?? Oh dear!!!!
U said she is supportive??
What I fail to understand is why she's bworried;,for the fact that your r broke and outa job or it's her fault you r out of the job?

So sad! I know that feeling ,bro.

Red,I love you

How does he manage

MrCork:




...that OP boy don't have taste..can't u see the way he look?...does that look like person with moiney to u?...serrrrrrrrrioooooooously ((shaking my London head))

but I want you to know ,not everybody wants the same as you!

Why am I not surprised !!! Cork, no b everybody go b like you o

MrCork:




...see yor kangaroo face like Magododo the gorilla from London zoo.
. ..... there is a reason why lightskin females invented... .to help guys like u stick wit yor level. We deal with lightskin females cozzz we have moiney. ..u don't. ...so my niggggga. .I beg u in gOds name..there are girls like Hisduchess, Onstelly .Saff fully ready made for yor type!!! ((True story ))

What's this 9ja turning into

Jobless fellow

That one na whahala now

Weird

Man must eat

ceejayx:

Because she is my wife and shouldn't starve me of sex

and if u r starved??

MrCork:




..so yor idea of self defense is to punch men in the priiiiiiicck...correct? ...ok so if u punch our big priiiiiiicck. ..wot r we expected to use.. u r a wicked woman!! (((Shake my head continuously )))

so what r saying

MrCork:



..did u watch *Snake in the monkey shadow?*

Mr cork, u again ?

ceejayx:

Thus is a murder attempt, small play u want to blow his heart and ballsack,can u do that to Ur husband if he forces himself on you?

my husband can never force himself on me! why can you do that to your wife??

CaptJeffry:
This is good. I encourage ladies here to study the pictures closely and practice them frequently in order to master those moves.
Remember, the aim is to get away so the moves are meant to temporarily destabilize the attacker so run as soon as that happens.

Lalasticlala, please this deserves front page.

such a things as these never make it to front page....

Chukstotti:


@Starbukola.......i checked your profile and cant find any means to contact you. pls i need to talk to you about the cooking gas biz you suggested

what do u wish to know?/

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