I wntd to surprise her with a gift,so i hid in a thick bush along the path she normally takes,i waited 4 hours but she didn't show up,a wild thorn wrecked havoc on my left arm,had to visit clinic

Fery fery vhunny

Let me be unscrupulous,i found an eyeball in my poundo yam,i screamed for help only to be confronted by our cook with blood oozing from his right eye...hey,thats a lie,don't be sentimental with it...now,to be candid,I drank a tea my junior brother urinated in,My efforts trying to throw up proved abortive,i peed instead

PWEETYWIZZY: It has apnd to me also. A guy collectd ma number 4 different tyms, up til nw, he hasnt cald me

..thats cos you apply too much mary-kay.

chima-uga:
SEX SEX SEX!

Unlike what many people think, its not just an act. Its not just a pleasure thing.

Believe me "sex" is a covenant. Believe me "sex" is binding. Whatever the world,the society,the devil and friends must have said to u about sex, know
one thing today that there is a blood covenant that is share during sex, its spiritual & most people are not aware of it.

When u sleep with anyone,your are binded and a covenant is entered into unknowingly. If u sleep with a possessed person or cursed person, u have shared in that curse,its a FACT. If u sleep with someone who belongs to an occult,u are initiated automatically and they will begin to act in your
life, knowingly to u or unknowingly to u.

Even teenagers can be a member of occult so don't expect that am talking about men or women of 40 and above. If u are not spiritually sound & rooted,u can't understand this.

Its important u watch who u give your body to.Its not just about sex. Destinies are switched, life's are cut short, people become wayward and keeps
going, others become agents against their own family unknowingly.

If that innocent boyfriend or girlfriend can belong. People are not as harmless as they look this days. If a married man sleeps with a lady that belongs,trust me,he can chase and beat the hell out of his wife and sends her packing,to him its just an act of sex. A girl that sleeps with a guy that is cursed, definitely will begin to see things going upside down for her.

Guard yourself,this revelation has nothing to do with religion, it s a simple fact. Sex is not as safe as it used to be and Trust me a lot of people are initiated into things they are ignorant about. Don't be fooled by looks & appearance, people are not as innocent as they look.

The bible says "no ye not that whom ever gives his body to a prostitute has become one with her" Be careful,your problem is within u. Sex is more spiritual than physical..

says who? Don't try to dissuade me from becoming what I dream of becoming(Sex fanatic).my joystick is redundant if it's used 4 only one female"FACT"

5alive:
u are a dead proof

contentious nairalander,maybe you are a decayed proof

Asiwaju9ja: Hey Babes, I know the d guy Representing Nigeria. Anybody wanna hook up? By the way, he is on my facebook you can arrange yourself directly.

hey Asiwaju!,do you know what you are doing? .have you forgotten he warned us not to hook him up with anybody?.he said his hearts belongs to my sister only.TAKE HEED

Julieccentric:

story!the ones that have it don't make noise.#am sexy and I know it.

.lmfao.i just can't keep it to myself anylonger,thats y i had to spit it out.moreover,i only whispered,didn't make a noice,only you heard.

safarigirl: Mr. Nigeria....LIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

Did you just call me?..here I am

Julieccentric:

Oya let's see..just a quick peek

.last time i showed a lady,she fainted and it took world's best doctor 3 days to resuscitate her.you may also faint and i'll be blamed and arraigned for that

I love my six-pack a lot,thats why i'm covering it with a layer of flesh to protect my six-pack from prying and curious eyes

Mr Nigeria should av snapd wit pant only like Mr Sierra leone(whose joystick is smaller than a Nigerian toddler's),if He had done dat,he would av emerged d winner undisputably.9ja men ar gifted wit elephantine and erratically pernicious joysticks.i'm a living proof

edreesabiodun: Before I propose I'll have a sniper waiting for her head-shot, in case she says no. I'll just whisper "do it" into the mic.

great idea,i should av thought about it,if i had,d gal wouldn't av hookd up wit my best frnd.she would av been sent to d grt beyond immediately she said no but now "wailing"

iykeboyy: If she turn ur proposal down tell her dat it was april-full tinz dat u no even mean it or tel her dat ur joking

..good idea! but your advice is redundant cos that excuse can be used only once in a year

request 4 d table knife and just slaughter urself b4 u get lynched...mst tangible advice

She is a sex maniac,very creative in bed.although I love the fact that she is a sex fanatic yet I doubt her fidelity.her libido may make her adulterous [color=#770077][/color]