Na wa o. Life is hard...

ThatCEO:

Why go through all these childish nonsense cos of a p***y anyway when you can make the girl feel you are doing her a favor by banging her? Well, these only happens to boiz who have nothing to offer except their prick. A typical Nigerian nigga:

1. No swag
2. dirty-sweaty-smelly body n armpit,
3. Days of boxers not getting washed (no wonder they never get a Mouth Gig)
4. Scratchy dandruff infested hair
5. lack of small little romance.
6. Poor dress sense.
7. Dull in communication.
8. Never used a perfume.
9. The girl can't kiss them because their mouth is constantly oozing with of Alomo which they foolishly believe will enhance their banging mileage.
10. And when they finally get the chance to f**k, they won't last 15minutes per round because of poor diet.


But you see the foolish boys blaming their lack of money for not finding a girl to mate with. A beg o, in all the 10 things I have mentioned, which one requires money?

Mind you, I have slept in a room severally without touching a girl. Well, I know the worth of my d**k. why beg you for sex, when you should be the one thinking of how to rape me as we lie side by side on the bed?

These boiz just refused to grow. We always blame the ladies but our fault is just even worse.

You ooz confidence just like my younger brother. He is in his final year in uni. I was shocked to see his girlfriend correct chic!
My sister was laughing when she saw the shocked look on my face... then she told me they have been dating for years!!! I said see this small boy o!

On the other hand our first born a man of 33years has NEVER had a girlfriend because he is everything you just listed above. Every time he tells me "I don't know how Alex does it" Alex is the younger brother.

EtherealAnn:
Only naive girls fall for their whims

Most young girls are naïve....

Except they are specifically rained to spot these tricks men play.

JONNYSPUTE:
If this is true,then Buhari is fast loosing his popularity Nd trust as Mr integrity. He should do the needful Nd resign except he is not what he made us believe he is.

Abeg which popularity and integrity are u still talking about

This pic of buhari proves the saying "beware what you wish for"....

All the years he was contesting and losing for this president seat he look normal. Today he is president and he resembles a walking corpse!

He would have been better off without winning.

Health is wealth!

three:
Silly....

Clearly different people have different ideas as to what a goverment is....

Let's have a Referendum Already.!!!

The threats against ethnic groups against other ethnic groups and state actors against citizens are on the increase.

There are subtle moves to contain freedom of speech under the guise of 'controllling' hate speech.

Before it is too late Nigerians Must put pressure on their elected representatives in the National Assembly (http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/13/saharareporters-publishes-contact-information-nigerian-lawmakers) To Urgently Pass A Joint Resolution on the Immediate Convening of a Referendum where Nigerians can indicate their Choice of these three options.

1. RESTRUCTURING: I agree that Nigeria should be restructured along Federal, Regional and Local Government lines.

2. BIAFRA: I support the creation of the sovereign state of Biafra.

3. STATUS QUO: I vote that the Status Quo remains


PS. The National Assembly might also be advised to amend the number of days a President can be away from duty so as to prevent a reoccurrence of this unsavoury situation.

We cannot and should not as a Nation be dragged back to the days of absolutist undemocratic government supported by a few.

Parasites will never agree

Lol this country is crazy

Zombies Oya time calculate.

Emma no reach five minutes

Where are all those idiots who were abusing emeka Ikes wife for divorcing him??

Those who said a good woman will not leave her home no matter the circumstances just because she has kids?

Hope u can see the result!

What nonsense is this?? It's not like they are 2year olds.

BabaRamota1980:


Thats not the real story. That is a plot concocted to hide the truth. In Ngwaland anything and everythig does happen you know.

Pls what's is the true story?

Imagine wickedness.

The lives of 2 young children because of biscuit?

Anything we see we chop

Na wa o

augustine:
Honest truth? Nah. Myopic truth? Yah

I'm Ikwerre here on rivers state. If I'm to be bags it would to against hausa.
But the truth must be told.

Habakus:

You be pure Mu*mu.
So the Igbo boys take the Abokis in lying classes according to your chaff reasoning?
As if an adult Northerner cannot differentiate between wrong and right.

Say what ever u like! The truth remains that the average aboki is more honest that our people here in the south. Especially igbos. It is those who have lived long here in ph that have been corrupted by mostly Igbo traders that tell lies. I'm Ikwerre from rivers state. I'm not in anyway bias to hausa at all but the truth remains the truth.

It's not all the time we should pick offence even when we know deep down the critic is true. Rather work to change that perception.
For instance I won't defend my brothers if an outsider calls them horrible husbands, because that is usually the average Ikwerre man for u.
We dont marry our wives well and like to maltreat them.
That can't be said for the average igbo man. They usually make for good husband.

So pls if u love ur people. Work on honesty. Most igbos are traders but a lot of them are dishonest.

papiforreal:


Yes, but when it comes honesty, Muslims are more honest than Christian.

Sadly I have to agree with u
It is the igbo boys here in ph who teach aboki how to talk lie.

I'm not being tribal it's just the honest truth...

Black is a classic colour for most stylish women.

BluntBoy:


Just take it easy before it reaches 20.

I have the means to take care of them.

Dlordsamurai:
People dont actually learn in life, IF this story is legit, then this girl is the most stupid, most foolish, most kolo, most mumu, most ode, most yama yama girl i have ever seen in Nigeria. "common sense which she dont have is what will make both ritualist and guys looking and desperate for riches, offer her the money and destroy her destiny forever. "i pity her destiny in advance. "any guy that will later get married to her, will be getting married to a dead wood.

People all over the world sell their virginity. It's not a big deal. Read up about it. It's her body and he4 choice.

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See evil o.

Person fine daughter

Lock the bastard up and throw the key into the Atlantic.

May my breast satisfy my husband in old age.

chibuzorAbia:


So one of my Mobil engineer paddy talk 20 years ago. Now he don retire, money not flowing like before and 5 grown kids walking all over lagos with foreign degrees looking for jobs that are just not there. Good luck sha.

Foreign degrees u said!

He has done his part by giving his children a great education. It is left to them to make a life for themselves. Or do u expect a parent to take care of their adult children all their lives just because they brought up into this world?

Odianose13:


U sure say sense dey ur head so? She no born pikin for the husband? So in ur myopic reasoning, the children can die just because of her selfish motive of leaving her husband (which ure not even sure was abusive). Recieve sense! Ur talk no make sense! Rather say nothing until ure sure of what is going on btw them.

Dyslexic you are.

This guy moved out if their home to another town. Her children live with their mother.

Odianose13:


Have u told ur husband these?

I would say such to a stranger and my life partner would not know

Besides I'm married to one of the extremely few civilised Nigerian men.

He wouldn't even think of such. He teaches my son to respect girls starting with his sisters.

MrHistorian:
THE NIGHTMARE OF ALL WAILERS AND I-PIGS.

Welcome Back Sir.

List of things that need your urgent attention;

*ASUU Strike Action.
*Nnamdi Kanu.
*Restructuring of the Country.

Him go green??

chibuzorAbia:


Just use your goddamn ovaries smartly. Rich is relative.

I plan to have more kids. Oya come and stop me.

You guys should realise there are a lot of rich folks out there.

This guy is too old for her

chibuzorAbia:


Yes, though not actual written law BUT common sense law. 6 is way too much in Nigeria or anywhere else.

Unless you have millions of DOLLARS lying around, you have than likely inflicted poverty and want on yourself, husband and those children.

Use your ovaries with sense.

Fuçk u.

I'm rich enough to send my kids to the best schools in town.
I don't tell u how to live ur life.
Mind your goddamn business.
My hus and I will have more kids if we please. We are health and RICH!