kaboninc:


OYAAA COME NAUUU....


I FIRE Pass THUNDER BALOGUN OH....WHEN I HENTER, NA YA BACK YOU GO SEE BALL OHHH

No be me you go see when you enter room sha

kaboninc:


You never DJAMMM my type......


You go WANNNNN

Forget yarns, Enter room

kaboninc:


Leavveee them....dey form WHOLY WHOLYYY

Na man like Truvky wey dey make noise all over the forum dey release only at common smooching Forget yarns, we know dem type

Truckpusher:
What?

Can't a man say whatever he wants and be free from his women?

KanwuliaJara, you see why I love you?

These girls don't get it - Man shall not live by bread alone.

I just said chaii you begin write epistle, OK

The women wey don free una from tey tey? Hian! Na now morning reach ya side?

On the contrary, make you and KanwuliaJara carry go. I dey feel una Na OP I pity pass. This is not what he bargained for

Truckpusher:
We are on the fuccking phase.

Are you horrny again? Ama help ya , just to lick it with ice cream - I won't put my pipi.

But I ain't paying for it - I love Oshofree things.

Chaii

bakynes:

Me cry over women? Very funny.

Who said it was over a woman naw?

safarigirl:
98% of girls with maternity bags are carrying them empty. It's only textbooks I need such a bag for and na hand-me-down I get sef. The N500 bag is the only bag I've ever bought

Before I post what's on my mind, what is "hand-me-down"?

bakynes:

You guys are all the same na for Nairaland una go dey form Miss independent na LIE!

Why do I feel like you were crying when you posted this?

safarigirl:
just a small handbag, akin to a sling bag. It was okirika and I paid N500 at Nyanya market in FCT. I don't 'jones', I just ensure I spend as little as possible on things I need and I don't need the maternity bags girls carry about in the name of fashion

You didn't specify tho. Anyways if it serves you same purpose as a normal handbag - which I doubt it does, then it's cool.
Mind you, the 'maternity' handbag girls carry can be in noway compared with sling bags. They serve for entirely different purposes.

safarigirl:
only handbag I've ever bought was N500. I've never fixed for more than 2k(weave-on inclusive). I've never fixed nails, mine are perfectly fine. Never spent more than N300 on a bra. I don't buy g-string. Make-over kit? Dunno what that is. And I can spend 20mins on bathing and preparation. This does not apply to me

Abeg I need to see ya handbag customer. Which kain handbag you buy for N500? Even okrika handbag cost pass New one..No dey jones jare.

Mind Over Matter - Timaya ft D'banj

Truckpusher:
Just pulling ya pants oops! legs rather.

I see you berra repent Obi

JoeCutie:
You know I've absolutely no clue wayasay.

That's the essence

Truckpusher:
Would get back to you,though still on that shitty schedule.

Your siggy is crazy - funny girl.

Where do you always get these funny siggies from?

OK OK. Can't wait or maybe I can

Thanks jare but ain't telling You know I always have my secret formulae

Tell me what I missed jhoor I know I missed you, ehen what else?

JoeCutie:
...for Waje, Wanyama or Waec?

gbogbo erò

Truckpusher:
I stopped drinking that shiit.

Strictly on rum or brandy.

Was up with ya, Won't you come around?

Oh, okay..Mehn I need updates


I sure will, you know na

Truckpusher:
Nah! I'm done rolling with anyone that wants to engage any kind of riffraff in this forum.

I gbadun ya style jare I owe you one bottle of orijin

Truckpusher:
Hi! long time no river abi na sea sef?

Who be this one again? Abeg you no go reply ya mention from up above?

Nawa!!

Dennis Okike, Festac boy

Errrmm see muscles everywhere, why girls go dey challenge guys for this kain thing sef

Girls' edition should be done separately jor

Calvin Harris - Feel so close

llaykorn:
Tashaamania, we got unfinished business, remember? You keep running from me!

I'm not running. I'm not disposed for rap now.
And the last I checked we finished our business, you just want a rematch.

YourMain:
Yeah. I'd turn up looking sexy.

Like this?

AgapeCharis:
Smh

Beyonce - 7/11

Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out loud..

So honey now
Take me into your loving arms
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Place your head on my beating heart
I'm thinking out loud
Maybe we found love right where we are

When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
And the crowds don't remember my name
When my hands don't play the strings the same way (mmm...)
I know you will still love me the same..

sinizia:


Sweery, amma lova not a fighter. Did i tell you i have a £25K cash non-troublesome trouble to dash out? Real talk!!

Keep it to yourself goodnight hun

sinizia:


I need deliverance, so AMEN!!

sinizia:


How much trouble should i make for you.

I no dey buy biko. Amma peacelover

sinizia:


Okokobioko!! You just wake up from your short sleep abi na convo with her and the only thing wey dey your mind na - QualificationS not Qualifcation?


The skin frosh sha, at least more frosh than your scrawny-looking skin.

God go help you, say "Amen"

sinizia:


Nothing to suspect o.


But it's obvious from your convo that she likes you, at least likes chatting with you. The blind know this.

Confirmed troublemaker

sinizia:


That sleep better leave you alone, it's morning.


Okay, i reverse my decision - let me go for your friend from the SAME MOTHER. That one needs no qualification. She's even longing for my kiss as evidenced by her lips posture.

Ovoko longing for your kiss ke? Thats just an innocent posture and she really need qualifications to maintain that frosh skin you see there

So, how's it gonna be?