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Business / Opportunities: A Reliable Business Opportunity by Teenuolah(f): 3:44pm On Aug 31, 2018
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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Teenuolah(f): 1:09pm On Aug 29, 2018
Toilet room happened to be the only room you have a full length mirror in some offices and the staffs turned it to a photoshoot studio
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Teenuolah(f): 1:04pm On Aug 29, 2018
egorov:
Moniker? Is that not what we bear in Seun's toilet
Nairaland / General / Embarrassing Moments by Teenuolah(f): 12:05pm On Aug 28, 2018
Laying down, thinking about embarrassing moments and I remembered this very crazy one
On this day, I was forming "running late for work" when I got a bike to drop me at mile2 from first gate. The thing is this, there was traffic and I was actually running late not forming it ooo�. Anyway, back to my story, I took this bike, the rider decided that climbing a pavement would be perfect. In my mind, I was happy o because I also felt he should, since it was traffic free (wrong road , but it felt perfect at the time��). Coming down the pavement, this man just bumped down without thinking he had a passenger on.

THE EMBARRASSMENT
My gown tore from the slit all the way to my lower back. Uhmmmmm, this happened at mazamaza and there was still traffic. Now, if you are based in Lagos and you know mazamaza, then you know what i mean when I type embarrassing. The world is practically in mazamaza.
So I just got off the bike with my bag behind me and stood there wearing the sexiest embarrassing look ever. Wasn't sure what the prayer point should be. Should I pray for the ground to open up? But then I wasn't ready to die at the time.
Or maybe I should pray for miraculous stitches?
Or i should buy a scarf and tie around my waist? (How will I go about looking for that with a torn gown?)
Anyway, I sha stood there, since I wasn't sure what the prayer point should be.
Then a miracle happened, I forgot to mention that I had an extra cloth in my bag. Don't ask why because I don't have an answer to that. Right now all i needed was a place to change. Some how this mini bus came around, the passengers on the bus were on their way to a party (Yoruba's + Sundays= parties), one of them asked me to get in since I asked to change while another lady was asking the guys to close their eyes.
Yeepa!!!! Close eyes ke?
Ah!! Don't close your eyes o. I took the gown off without thinking, changed, thanked them and alighted.
Literature / Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Teenuolah(f): 5:30pm On Dec 06, 2013
Lolz
Literature / Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Teenuolah(f): 5:28pm On Dec 06, 2013
bquin2all:

He went to Aba 2 luk for updates...
Hold on
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Teenuolah(f): 10:45pm On Dec 05, 2013
Teenuolah: 90's feels just like yesterday. *memory lane*
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Teenuolah(f): 10:44pm On Dec 05, 2013
90's feels just like yesterday. *memory lane*
Literature / Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Teenuolah(f): 10:35pm On Dec 05, 2013
Christar where art thou?
Literature / Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Teenuolah(f): 5:30pm On Dec 04, 2013
Hehehe Christar, okay no wahala sha. I COMMENT MY RESERVE
Literature / Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Teenuolah(f): 1:29pm On Dec 03, 2013
Wow! Finally, i'm here. Wish i could av a taste of that bread and akara.
Christar, you've got a nice piece here *following*
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Teenuolah(f): 9:31am On Dec 03, 2013
Choosing what's right is always favourable
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by Teenuolah(f): 1:08pm On Aug 12, 2013
Nyz piece christar
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by Teenuolah(f): 8:28pm On Aug 06, 2013
Ok..let's get dis straight..u sure say chidinma way pure lyk dis?
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Teenuolah(f): 10:20pm On Aug 04, 2013
Peeping
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by Teenuolah(f): 9:12pm On Aug 04, 2013
Hahahahahahaha... Sandra is kul...bt seriously if u cheat on chidimma,i'l personally break ur head......*lyk i'm xpectn u not 2*...joke of d year
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by Teenuolah(f): 1:22pm On Aug 03, 2013
Seriously,u'v got a nyz piece ea....was referd ea 4rm fb nd i fink u guyz shld kno dat kemmystry nd her crew neva intndd wat hapund....d story was snt 2 dm......

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