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Crime / Re: Benin Police Men Shot At My Friends. Graphic Pic by TheGreatIYANU: 12:30am On Apr 18
They were impatient with Policemen doing their jobs?!

It's the NPF I blame for belittling themselves with shenanigans of a spoilt few.

If Cops in the States pull you over and you are 'impatient' for them to do their job, then decide to run through them or speed away, you would wish you never left your house that day.

Nonsense yahoo yoot

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TV/Movies / Re: Name An Actor or Actress Who Was Perfectly Cast In A Movie Or TV Show by TheGreatIYANU: 12:23am On Apr 17
woojin:
Gustavo fringe in breaking bad. I dnt knw his real name

Giancarlo Esposito
TV/Movies / Re: Name An Actor or Actress Who Was Perfectly Cast In A Movie Or TV Show by TheGreatIYANU: 12:22am On Apr 17
EmmyMaestro:


Chadwick Bosman as Black panther
Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr Strange
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine
Jonney Depp Jack Sparrow


I literally just finished watching all five POTC movies again. I watch them every year and they are new everytime.

Without any iota of doubt, no one one Earth could have played Jack Sparrow better than JD.

As matter of fact, the character Jack Sparrow was a sub in the initial scripting.

When JD came in for the read and put his own twist to the character, the whole movie (Curse of the Black Pearl) had to be redone to accommodate the iconic Captain Jack Sparrow.

Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley would have bored us with their romance, as they where initially top billed.
Phones / Re: Kindly Advice Me Family by TheGreatIYANU: 12:11am On Apr 15
Jacku:
Infinix can actually outside Nigeria. It depends on the country sha

Funny enough redmi works in N.America
Phones / Re: Kindly Advice Me Family by TheGreatIYANU: 9:55am On Apr 14
Speak2Shantelle:


What would you suggest?


The legacy brands are still okay. Not sure about the price in Naija, but I'm having whatever Samsung, Apple, etc are giving.
Romance / Re: Should This Man Do DNA Test for this boy To Be Sure (pix) by TheGreatIYANU: 5:43pm On Apr 13
Weknowbetter:
God brought this man here twice!

Lol! And in same lifetime cheesy

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Phones / Re: Kindly Advice Me Family by TheGreatIYANU: 5:42pm On Apr 13
In all your buying, buy something you can use outside the shores of Nigeria, especially with the amount you have quoted. Wifey's iPhone was stolen and she bought ****. She came to join me and now the phone is useless except with Wi-Fi.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Honours London-Lagos Solo Car Rider With New Car, House, Others by TheGreatIYANU: 2:47am On Apr 10
thesicilian:
Expect more Nigerians to start driving from one country to the other

Lol! Your passport go let you?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Runs Mad After Discovering The Increasing Rate Of Ashawo by TheGreatIYANU: 1:28am On Apr 10
Orika385TV:
A Nigerian man was seen seriously expressing his anger in a viral...
https://youtu.be/2MQHdXdt

So op, you made a whole three-minute video to interpret the Chinese, Edo guy was speaking right?

This is how you want to grow on YouTube? angry
Romance / Re: Mam/dad, " This Is The Woman I Want To Marry" Reply As An African Parent.. by TheGreatIYANU: 11:10am On Apr 08
SHIVA001:
If this one give you Head grin grin you Are Gone.
We can only be naking Sha, but I can still marry her if she is polite and respectful despite the piercing.

For someone who's this peirced, you'll have more to worry about than how 'polite and respectful' she is

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Food / Re: 'How Tomato Paste Importers Are Killing Nigerians' - Erisco Foods (2015) by TheGreatIYANU: 4:53pm On Mar 28
Smh

Family / Re: Walked Into The Introduction Ceremony Of My 6yrs Relationship by TheGreatIYANU: 3:29pm On Mar 28
Irreplaceable01:
The person that said "fear woman" was right. Fear that gender and trust them at your own risk.

Let me share my story anonymously...


Man I read your story with shock and wonderment. First of all, you don't know how unintelligent a majority of the populace is until you begin to interact. #SMH

To your story, I wish you love, light and strength. As a man, you are expected to brave through it with stoicism and valour, but I say, take time to cry, express yourself like you've done then move on.

It is unfortunate there are still people in that country poised to make our national unity impossible. If we are honest, there is always one tribe that plays the tribal card always. Unfortunately, you fell into their pit.

You would rise above it with your head held high. Keep grinding, keep pushing. Focus on yourself... not for them, but for yourself.

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Crime / Re: UNIMAID Student Attacks 21-yr-old Lady For Rejecting Love Proposal (graphic Pic) by TheGreatIYANU: 8:52pm On Mar 23
I always ask myself, don't victims of these heinous crimes have relatives?

You can't do this to an acquaintance, talk more a relative and continue to exist freely. You're either in jail or the grave.
Education / Re: WAEC Blacklists Abia Schools Over Exam Malpractice by TheGreatIYANU: 5:06am On Mar 21
Is this not the state where their students bag 9A's in WAEC, every academic year?

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Romance / Re: My Woman Loves Me Less When I Treat Her Right. by TheGreatIYANU: 5:03am On Mar 21
So many tortured souls in Nigeria. Grew up in environments with zero love.

Zero love is how they show they love.

A traumatised lot.

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Education / Re: Notice!!! Ifitness Nigeria Is A Fraudulent Fitness Establishment. by TheGreatIYANU: 2:37am On Mar 20
Lol... Nigerians just beginning to enjoy direct debit service and there's commotion! grin grin grin

That habit of signing documents without going through the fine print will die by fire. cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Hoodlums Kill Army Commander, 2 Majors, Captain, Others In Delta by TheGreatIYANU: 5:48pm On Mar 16
If you have anyone in that community, this is not about my father's land. Tell them to pack their load and run!
Business / Re: Herbert Wigwe Surviving Children Show Strength At Funeral For Parents (photo) by TheGreatIYANU: 9:00pm On Mar 09
immortalcrown:
May God give them the fortitude to bear the irreplaceable losses.

Can misguided people now understand that money is not everything? Neither money nor poverty is everything.

If money is everything, these children will be absolutely happy even at the funeral and there will be no need to sympathise with them because they are swimming in wealth. Therefore, don't harm lives because of money.


POVERTY has so enveloped you, the very essence of your being oozes with it. Your brain function now paraplegic from the Virus of Poverty is erratic and unstable. I hope light shines into your life soonest because you are slipping down a very slippery slope and if you attain critical velocity on this path, there may be no turning back.

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Food / Re: Owl Meat by TheGreatIYANU: 2:41pm On Mar 09
StraightGaay:
Angel Gabe should do it know, I repeat blow the damn thing now.

grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Food / Re: Owl Meat by TheGreatIYANU: 2:40pm On Mar 09
Op, you should be tied to a stake and properly flogged
Education / Re: I Have Collected My PhD Notification Of Result. by TheGreatIYANU: 1:39am On Mar 06
Wow! Big congratulation to you Doc.

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Romance / Re: South Sudan Has Some Gorgeous Women by TheGreatIYANU: 5:01am On Mar 05
Ilamina:
The only kind of South sudanese women I saw growing up was...


There may be beautiful women in South Sudan but all the ladies you posted here are literally BAKED in make up. Maybe post some in their natural state so we can begin to guage their beauty. For now, these are just make up models and that is putting it respectfully wink

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Nairaland / General / Re: Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by TheGreatIYANU: 10:31pm On Mar 03
otipoju:


"Darkness market"I meant you never really know what you are getting.

Any man or woman who meets a partner that they are aligned on many fronts has indeed obtained favour from God.

The worst is to have a partner who is secretly competing with you. Your own don done be that.


Ah... lol okay. Well, still, if you 'shine your eyes', you will know who you're with. No matter how good or perfect an actor/actress is, their nature must shine through in certain situations. Not many, but in few occasions, their true self will show itself. It is up to the discerning ones to pick the hint and run away or run with wink grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by TheGreatIYANU: 9:41pm On Mar 03
tongue
otipoju:
Marriage na darkness market.

Some folks can pretend and act the part until they get married to you and have a couple of kids.

Then you will wonder if this was the same person you married.

He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtained favour from the lord. So a wife is a rarity...women are common place.



I concur with all you said, but marriage is not darkness. Some men have become great because of whom they married. A family friend in Abuja got his total life turn around after marrying a girl he met as a secretary. He was a hustler, called her company for some issue, she picked, he laid his complaint but loved her voice.

Asked for her number, she refused so he travelled from PH to Abuja to meet her.

Few weeks after they got married, hustling guy from PH got a contract. This was GEJ's period. The doors that opened for that man, till date, he does not joke with the well being of his wife.

Whether it's spiritual, grace or she just gingered him, I do not know. All he keeps saying, God used his wife to push him to destiny.

Marriage can be blissful but many are blinded by lust, and so cannot decipher the person they're with.

It goes downhill from there.
Nairaland / General / Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by TheGreatIYANU: 7:10pm On Mar 03
My response to edimina's post about his ordeal with his wife in the UK got some atrention on the thread and someone suggested I make it a standalone for others to learn from. Here is:

TheGreatIYANU:
Lot's of permutations on here, but the FACT is this - the man is not RESPECTED by his partner.

Bible never even instructed women to love their husbands. That instruction was given to men because God knows his creature grin

If you understand the psyche of women, you will know for a fact that the way men process love is totally different from the way a woman processes love. In the psyche of a woman, every woman, love is conditional. Whether it be your appearance, her perception of your ability to protect and provide for her offspring, etc, her love will rise and fall on various conditions.

It is only men who can love the person, not perception. When you start from here, you will finally come to the conclusion that to get a loyal partner and build a solid home is not by her beauty, intellect or current predisposition towards you.

The most important thing to look out for when choosing a woman that would ride by your side forever is her upbringing. Examine critically, the dynamic between her parents and family in general.

That is exactly what will play out in your own family.

A lady who is indoctrinated in a family where moral uprightness (NOT only religious) and character are upheld will NEVER cheat on you, even if you are the poorest man in your community and she works as PA to Dangote .

On the other hand, a lady who is nurtured in a family with lax moral values and limited to no focus on character development will cheat at the slightest change in condition (or perception) -> dis-attraction from you, attraction to- or attention from- another male.

There are rich wives and wives of rich men in Abuja who have a harem of f*ck boys on call.

There are also wives of middle class guys who are grinding and hustling with their husbands to give their kids an excellent future. These ones have zero time for nonsense. If you as a man move to them anyhow, you will be lambasted and violently tucked into your place. It is even her husband that will tell her to take it easy with you.

All this talk of get money or be the boss or this or that is meaningless when it comes to the actual psyche of a woman.

You can work frigging hard, submit your entire salary to your wife and even lay down your life for her and all that effort will go un-appreciated to a woman with zero values.

On the other hand, you can go about you daily hustle, contribute your quota and your wife brings hers as well to the table. She will adore you, love you, respect you and even become your driving force to greater achievement.

More often than not, you can tell which category a lady will fall if you know what to look for.

If you are able to overcome the cloud of sexual desire, you will see her for who she is more clearly.

This is why even though I am a servant of God and Pastor, I sometimes lean towards the school of thought that supports co-habitation before marriage. You'd be able to see and assess where the VALUES of your wife-to-be lie and make your decision whether to go ahead or not.

However, God is still in the business of directing His children. If you are a man with vision and purpose, after God's heart, His kingdom and godliness, He will never send Jezebel your way.

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Romance / Re: I Am Going To Blow Your Mind (pictures Included) by TheGreatIYANU: 10:05pm On Feb 28
Lol, op your supplier gave you the wrong mix. Ever heard of the word MASONRY?

I guess the oldest temple in Ethiopia was also a building before it became a mountain then back to a building.

Lmao!

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Family / Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by TheGreatIYANU: 5:41am On Feb 28
Lot's of permutations on here, but the FACT is this - the man is not RESPECTED by his partner.

Bible never even instructed women to love their husbands. That instruction was given to men because God knows his creature grin

If you understand the psyche of women, you will know for a fact that the way men process love is totally different from the way a woman processes love. In the psyche of a woman, every woman, love is conditional. Whether it be your appearance, her perception of your ability to protect and provide for her offspring, etc, her love will rise and fall on various conditions.

It is only men who can love the person, not perception. When you start from here, you will finally come to the conclusion that to get a loyal partner and build a solid home is not by her beauty, intellect or current predisposition towards you.

The most important thing to look out for when choosing a woman that would ride by your side forever is her upbringing. Examine critically, the dynamic between her parents and family in general.

That is exactly what will play out in your own family.

A lady who is indoctrinated in a family where moral uprightness (NOT only religious) and character are upheld will NEVER cheat on you, even if you are the poorest man in your community and she works as PA to Dangote .

On the other hand, a lady who is nurtured in a family with lax moral values and limited to no focus on character development will cheat at the slightest change in condition (or perception) -> dis-attraction from you, attraction to- or attention from- another male.

There are rich wives and wives of rich men in Abuja who have a harem of f*ck boys on call.

There are also wives of middle class guys who are grinding and hustling with their husbands to give their kids an excellent future. This ones have zero time for nonsense. If you as a man move to them anyhow, you will be lambasted and violently chucked into your place. It is even her husband that will tell her to take it easy with you.

All this talk of get money or be the boss or this or that is meaningless when it comes to the actual psyche of a woman.

You can work frigging hard, submit your entire salary to your wife and even lay down your life for her and all that effort will go un-appreciated to a woman with zero values.

On the other hand, you can go about you daily hustle, contribute your quota and your wife brings hers as well to the table. She will adore you, love you, respect you and even become your driving force to greater achievement.

More often than not, you can tell which category a lady will fall if you know what to look for. If you are able to overcome the cloud of sexual desire, you will see her for who she is more clearly.

This is why even though I am a servant of God and Pastor, I sometimes lean towards the school of thought that supports co-habitation before marriage. You'd be able to see and assess where the VALUES of your wife-to-be lie and make your decision whether to go ahead or not.

However, God is still in the process of directing His children. If you are a man with vision and purpose, after God's heart, His kingdom and godliness, He will never send Jezebel your way.

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Health / Re: Rebecca Sekidika: Rivers First Class Graduate Dies A Week To Her UK Travel by TheGreatIYANU: 2:05pm On Feb 24
Men I wept like a child reading this story.

My wife had spinal anaesthesia as well for CS and nothing of such. The Doc must have punctured some major organ while carrying out the endoscopy, hence the angel vomiting blood.

I refuse to overlook the spiritual side of these things. When you have a major move to make, it is not every ear that should hear.

This is one of the simplest medical procedures. Should not claim life in such gory, painful manner.

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