Hilarious!!!

Sile12:


Haven't seen that, interesting?

Like seriously? Yeah, pretty interesting. Part two- I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Eiya. Just remembered when she was dancing and singing 'carry go, carry go, Goodluck Jonathan carry go' at the rally in Benin. No condition is indeed permanent. Just a month ago, she was like the most powerful woman in Nigeria. I like how God does His things. When you're feeling like a god, He brings you down for you to remember that He's still God. Lesson learnt!

How the mighty have fallen!!!

CR77:
seeing is believe

Make Buhari talk to his boys to release girls as we don vote am in nah

Does your comment correlate with your signature? Hypocrite!

Nigerians sha! You guys prayed to God for peaceful elections. He answered your prayers through Gej. Instead of thanking God, you immortalize the vessel He used. Little wonder prayers are left unanswered. Smh!

I don tire for all these lie lie stories for NL. Una no dey tire. I caught my grandmother having sex with my younger brother. I caught my dog having sex with my cat. Diaris God o

Shameful!!!

This is a plot for your story, right?

Thanks @op. I'll give it a try and get back to you. But won't the smell of the super glue affect the food?

spellingcheck:


I understand, hopefully buhari put a stop to it come may 29

Amen!

spellingcheck:


R.I.P to the dead

GEJ nor get time again o, if the entire borno people die sef he nor go shake. Remember they all voted against him?

My dear, the thing tire me o. What about the 'Never Again' chant? What about the crushing of boko haram in six weeks campaign? All na propaganda. I'm leaving the north ASAP. Heard they are on the move and the military are doing nothing to stop them since our hero don't give them directives anymore. God help us

My moniker

Steven Spielberg

1. Heaven is for real - when that woman saw the spirit of her son in the church. I was touched that she was wondering whether her son went to heaven and God showed her his spirit for her to know he was in heaven.

2. The best man holiday- when morris chestnut finally broke down and cried at his wife's grave. And when taye giggs was crying when he admitted he was broke.

3. You're Not You- when Hilary Swank died.

Well, those are my teary-eyed movies for 2014

Memories!!!

'I Know What You Did Last Summer'

jcmaiah:
Seriously, if buhari can cut down on this I will know he means business.
However, I am really anxious for that 1$-1N matter. I want to experience the magic big time.

This is Buhari's manifesto. Please show me where he said th 1$-1N matter.

abusidiqu.com/manifesto-vision-nigeria-muhammadu-buhari/

It's neither a loss to pdp nor a win for apc because the guy is just like Sambo, even worse sef. Ghost worker part two

gmaribel:
Gej should have allowed another person in the PDP to run instead of himself. He had consented to run for only one term but since he knew there was No written agreement he reneged. That decision haunted him in the long run.

Very true talk. He would have being my hero now had he decided not to run again. People don't really know that that was what pissed off the north. They had an agreement that he'd hand over to them after his first term in other for them to complete the four years yar adua should have done. That was why the likes of Sule Lamido wanted to come out to contest. But he didn't honour the agreement and even lied about it. And the worst he did was surrounding himself with the same people he betrayed. Payback is a b.i.t.c.h

Thank God the truth is gradually coming out. I told people that the election wasn't meant to be free and fair because of gej's desperado campaign but they all shut me up. More truth coming up about his conceding and all.

Billyonaire:
Oh yes, it makes me feel JOY.

Enjoy!

Billyonaire:
It is NOT hatred, Buhari is my President-elect. By May 29, he will be my President. Do I not have the right to insult my President again ? I thought we had the rights to insult Jonathan...so what is good for the goose, is good for the gander.. Shikena.

Abuse away then, if it will make you feel good about yourself

Billyonaire:
Buhari is now a courtroom jester ? This is a man elected to be President, that will fight corruption, yet he is sitting down cracking jokes with Osingade, the corrupt surrogate of Tinubu, who is by the way, one of the Directors of Alpha Beta, a company used to defraud me and my companies of my tax money.

I will be a Buhari fan, the moment he starts arresting corrupt politicians including Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the Chicago Drug KingPin turned Politician, whose fraudulent acquisitions of land and ocean bays have left the mouths of Ibeju-Lekki Residents agape with awe.

Buhari, prove to use that it was you and not Tunde Idiagbon that ran things in the yesterday. You do not have 4 years, if Jonathan could be rigged out after making trains to move, after making fertilizers to go digital. You will definitely be booted out in a show of shame.

Stop the aged smiles, get to work and show us how you will stabilize the price of crude oil.

You well so? The guy hasn't even been sworn in. Save your rantings till then. So because he's the president elect, he can't crack jokes again? Your hatred doesn't even make sense! Smh!

You only said you were going to change your name to 'bastard'. I see

VickyRotex:


You reasoned well!!!

Thanks

And they want Buhari to honour that thrash? I laugh in swahili. The guy go just dribble them till e comot for there even if he said so. They don't know there are Nigerians already in prison in the north caught during gay sex. But let's watch and see how Buhari decides. Religion or Power?

Did omoni oboli really say 'I can never regret anything I do' Heck, who doesn't regret one thing or the other one has done in this life? Is she superwoman? I smell fear in lancelot imasuen's comment. Who said anything about ICC and arresting them? Guilty conscience!

Oh, well! No more weekly dinners for them in Aso rock.

amakaobiemeka:
dont be alarmed, apc cant stop anybody frm joining them as a result of freedom of association. But it wont be business as usual to eat national cake. With buhari as apc head and president, discipline is restored and like he has been enfacising that he wouldn't tolerate corruption in his govt. These people knw this even their tinubu and co. Its just to revive their political career so that they do not fade into extinction.

I hope so. Keeping my fingers crossed though

If this is true, then this is just the beginning

Is there a way for apc to stop these defecting thieves? Damn! At the rate at which people are defecting, it's going to be the same thieves in government all over again. Smh!

Keegan:
If this is the only way gej sympathisers can console themselves its okay for them. Because a robber spared your life and now you find yourself at the church or where ever given thanks to him, it is absurd. If gej had done otherwise what guarantee he will be where he still is now? The guy did what he swore an oath to do so there is nothing special. Where is Abacha today? He too might still be living today, who knows? Jona is not a hero. All praises should go to our creator.

Thanks for this comment. I've come to see their praises as consolation prize. I commend what he did but that doesn't mean we should forget every thing that went wrong in his watch and eulogize him. They should go and call him a hero before a chibok parent or someone who lost someone to bokoharam na

A lot of you don't understand the dynamics of politics. While I commend Gej for what he did because I know the general would never have done such, going so far to call Gej a hero is just overdoing it. That guy aint a hero. Someone who spent billions of naira campaigning and kneeling before everybody. Do you know he was with the international community when the results were being announced? He was held by the balls. Don't joke with foreigners. They played this heroic scene before him and he swallowed it. Had his vampires been the ones with him, he wouldn't have been so magnanimous. He's a good man. He was just used by self-centered people

Wait o. No be dis guy wan go on exile that time?