Well noted but I do Titus and Kote (but more of Titus) But about a week ago, I did (ate) Satin fish, and I've been checking online to see the health benefits of Satin fish. Pls what are the health benefits of Satin fish ?
Be it old or new marriage, I don't support such act. Either married man sleeping with other woman's hubby or married woman sleeping with other man's wife, what's not good is not good. We should try and do away from anything that bring shame to the family..adultery is nothing but sin. If it's bond to happen, the woman in question should try and avoid such an act cos if she accept and doing it secretly, one day kasala go burst.
wilsonchilboy: My brother once a hoe is always a hoe.. lemme nt lie 2 u o, me i dnt believe in love covering multitude of sin, i can 4gv but i no the 4get shii cus as time goes on it wil flash back anytime she misbehave. Trust me if i am in ur shoes i wont marry a lady who lie asf... I am nt saying i'm perfect but i alway thnk of 2maro b4 taking any action.. I put it to you that after ur wedding she wil tel u tnz that u wil jst kuku die so i wil advice u 2 discharg her nw b4 lawyers start eating ur hard earned money as filing fee and appearance fee for ur divorce matter ... God save us frm all dis hoeloshos distracting my fellow men
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Lol,you don't know the human psyche bro...lemme tell you some things:
1. An average human can make use of 15-20% of his brain power, most people through faulty DNA,disease and poverty use less than 10%. What manner of maturity do you expect from them bro? Since a human has no access to full range of his brain power,he/she makes decisions based on his limited intellect and shiit goes awry. The day I saw a cock attacking its own reflection in a mirror and a dirt poor Hausa guy sniffing the toxic fumes emanating from a 'soakaway' was when the point struck home.
2. Do you know that 75% of the human DNA is classified as JUNK DNA? This means they have no use(either inert,latent or inactivated),so in essence they are kinda useless or blocked. So most humans can't even access the hidden potential of their bodies. Everyone uses 25% or less to live on planet Earth. Why on earth won't we have issues bordering on psychosis? Check most comments on NL(Front-page and romance) and you wonder WTF is wrong with the commenters,like do they have sense at all?
3. Humans are flawed creatures. We are a mix of different genes,produced and cultivated by higher beings for their own purposes. Even in terms of evolution,we can't just seem to evolve because we are still controlled. Let me give an example, we have like what, 12 original DNA strands,but we have been sequenced down to just 2 DNA strands now. And those strands are what guide you and me on base decisions about life,love, career, peace, war and death. How can just 2 strands be enough? And even most of the DNA is inert again. How do you function as a complete YOU? Just look around you bro, if people are not fighting about religion,it is tribe or race, status or some other BullShiit, and I just look around and wonder to myself, can't these cats see what I'm seeing,how pointless and dead all these shiit they fight on, are? And to crown it all,every second is a fuqin race against time,before you know it,you grow old and die,using like averagely 70years for men and maybe 90 for women. What exactly is the gain?
Conclusion: We are a flawed species,just occupying space till we die. Know that and these dreary news won't surprise you anymore. We think we are born,but actually we are made to serve as food,entertainment or chess pieces in a greater game our brains are too incapacitated to even understand.
..honestly, I love this write -up.. it's worth sharing
wolesmile: I saw this piece somewhere, and I actually thought I should share it on this thread, since it captured my observation, and that of some, I believe, about the Islam thread on nairaland. I hardly express views here, my main reason being the high level of discrimination being perpetrated here. I realize that even amongst we Muslims, there is no unity. If we cannot stand together, how do we want to stand against verbal attacks on us.
Enjoy the write up. It is titled: BUSY AT NOTHING! (A CASE STUDY OF NIGERIAN MUSLIMS)...
In as much as I would want this article to reach the totality of Muslims in this nation, if possible... I wouldn't also want a Non-Muslim to get a glimpse of this for it has gone beyond mere shame. It is a pitiful eventuality of caricature that shouldn't be learnt of by others, except that they laugh in profound mockery and revalidate their claims of fallacy that this Islam, is indeed a misleading invention (I seek Allah's refuge from disbelief). While the Christians are perambulating in severe strive, in the name of salvation, to gather more people into their religion and targeting the Muslims most especially, the Muslims are busy tackling and fighting against one another and giving the "trying Muslims" a headway to join the Christians. Who are "trying Muslims"? They are the Nominal Muslims, who just bear Islamic names but are not active in any voluntary or involuntary practices of an ideal Muslim. If they are, it happens just once in a blue moon. They are the ones that the Christians capture the most! This is because the knowledgeable Muslims are busy giving them "hot lectures"; lectures of... "if you don't do so, so and so, you go to hell". After that none the less, they ignore their welfare and expect them to be on the straight path! What vanity! The other day, a Christian organisation came into my school (UNILAG) with thousands of forms to be filled. Forms that display awaiting jobs to be taken after graduating from the school. They gave them to interested final year students to fill and you could see that they were specifically and particularly focusing on the Muslims, persuading them to fill the forms. So you could see even the small-Hijab sisters filling the forms so enthusiastically. Going down the footnote of the form, it was powered by a Christian organisation who invited the individual who has filled the form to come down to the church on two Sundays for orientation and shouldn't worry about breakfast for it would be handsomely catered for. I'm not uncertain that majority are not aware of the Redeemed Convention, whose ambitious objectives are to, apart from the situation of a Church of its in every Nigerian Street, make a Redeemed member, at least, a member of every single family! Now, they have even resolved into their men, marrying the Muslim ladies regardless of their Islamic religious beings! Can you see that we Muslims are busy at nothing! I've also heard stories of yet another church organisation, promising Muslim students who convert to Christianity, two hundred and fifty thousand Naira cash and Apple laptops each and some Muslims with half-baked faith lost their way through this! Are we supposed to continue this way? The seriousness with which the Christians pay their tithe cannot be over emphasised. These are what they use the tithes for! Get more Christians from amongst! But what are my fellow Muslims doing? After reading the whole Islamic jurisprudence, law, and literatures; then they go hunting one another and segregating themselves into sects and accusing one sect or the other of deviating from Islamic norms and order! Is this what should be given absolute priority at this time? A time when Muslims are fast converting into Christianity due to economic challenges, Islamophobia and welfare retardation. The Christians use this as a means to capture them, giving them a guarantee of breakout from their poverty-striken lives! What are the rich Muslims doing? They keep going to Hajj annually and ignore the Penury conditions of their fellow Muslims. Some travel to places where Islam is already established in the bid to call to Islam while abandoning their own nationality where Islam has a shaky leg. What can we call that? Busy at nothing! What pains me most is this! They say "we are doing Da'wah (calling to Islam)". For Allah's sake, who needs Da'wah most? Is it people who are already Muslims or People who are yet to believe in the Oneness of Allah? The Christians will have the impetus and audacity to move close to Muslims, appearing as one in all ramifications, in caps and Hijabs and preach the Gospel, all in the name of evangelism. This is an Islamic heritage! But the Muslims have abandoned it to the Christians. Lugubrious! What do the Muslims do? They place their overall Da'wah on another Muslim who comes to mosque everyday but doesn't fly his trousers or keep his beards! They creep behind one another in secret observation and come back with news of... "I saw that brother talking to another sister in the close or I saw that sister not lowering her gaze upon another brother while they conversed", what misplacement of priorities! They, among the Muslim women, do nothing about calling a non Muslim lady to Islam but rather, they concentrate all their acclaimed Da'wah on a sister who's already a Muslim in a little Hijab or pashmina, telling her that "if you don't use a bigger Hijab, you will go to hell!" Now tell me, how wouldn't such be enticed by Christians and yield so easily? Some Muslim men have the whole Quran, Minhajul Muslim, Sahih Bukhari, Riyaadus Soliheen and other Islamic documents in their memories by heart, but have never set out one day to go preaching to a non Muslim on how to become a believer. Rather, they sit down in mosques, and wait in "intellectual ambush" against another Muslim, observing their practical and verbal mistakes and raising unnecessary arguments over such when they are eventually committed. What are Muslims doing? Busy at nothing!!! I have intentionally decided to forgo any Quranic verses or Hadith references in this write up! It is a deliberate attempt to project the fact that the eyes and brain that Allah gives us to see and judge things respectively, aren't just there to read literatures and memorise Quran and Ahadith alone but to behold what goes on in our surrounding and ask ourselves judiciously, "what are we really doing? Da'wah or Dower?" Let us think!
Babacele: which yeye sense? Many of you just come online to talk without asking questions or care to do a lil research? When Obj wanted to punish innocent Lagosians by withholding the allocations to Lagos while many of these sell outs parading themselves as afenifere where raping the masses by nudging Obj on, it was the political deity called Tinubu that rescued the people. That Tinubu's boldness reverberated all over the nation where fellow governors had chicken out from confronting the brute valled Obj that worked against government being close to the people: what you call Local Development Areas today.
Without Tinubu protecting Gani Adams wouldn't he have been finished long before now especially when the then Obj govt had hung a murder case ,of a police officer on his neck while at the same time facing a PDP sponsored Fasheun war in OPC?
When unharmed robbers stole the people's mandate in Edo, Ondo, etc it was a Tinubu who didn't allow the people to take the law into their hands by encouraging the law courts to safe democracy. I just can't describe the numerous positive attributes that makes Tinubu a national leader. If there is any force that the devilish political elite called PDP fears , it is Tinubu. Why? Go find out. You think Jagaban of Borgu bestowed on Tinubu was a child's play? Even when the hawks in this government had wanted to increase fuel price beyond the present one ; introduced some useless tax ,or some anti people's policy, it was the admonitions of a Tinubu that halted them.
It is an insult to compare anybody in afenifere to Tinubu.
njuwo: John: bby am gonna tell u a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts Grace: alryt love John: okay am gonna start wth part 1. There was a husband n a wife, they were driving to a camp site wen they came upon a split road. The husband says "lets take the left one. The wife say i thnk we shuld take the right road." The husband slaps the wife across the face "whose driving me or u?" and they took the left path. Grace: hahahahaha.. John: now am gonna tell u part 2. Once they got to the camp the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook dinner. He comes back and the wife says "good now i can cook fish soup for us to eat." The husband says "but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife slaps the husband n says "who is cooking me or u?" and the ended up drinking fish soup. Grace: oh crap! Hahaha John: now am gonna tell u part 4. Grace: wat abt part 3? John: (landed grace a hot slap on the face) who is telling the story me or you?
donbachi: Make him come eat some of our expired made in nigeria products...if him intestine no go run leave am...na so i buy blood capsule wey still get 3yrs to expire,wen i open am with toothpick na groundnut oil dem pour inside.
Pastor Fatoyinbo, as expected, showed up at his church today where COZA members were hoping to hear from him. He, however, said he received instruction from Holy Spirit to cancel the earlier scheduled seven-day programme of the church. When his wife also spoke, she told her husband is innocent. If you are a Nigerian or even African and doesn't leave under a rock, the chance is that you've heard about the accusation against COZA founder and senior pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo. Busola Dakolo accused the pastor in an exclusive tell-all video. We will leave the link to our summary of the video at the top and the end of this video.
Smile4daddy: The victim, the accuser, Timi Dakolo, Busola Dakolo, The COZA, and the Pastor together with all the Yeyebrities, those in support of the Olosho victim and those against the Accuser, the mods, the bloggers, they are all mad fellows.
Dranoid: So because it's 'Timi and Busola that are not hungry', the accused is already guilty without sordid evidence and judgment from a court of law ba?
nanakgh: Lol don't blame feminism as a movement but the foolish African women who don't understand what it means and what its aims are but have adopted it as a way of life just to appear modernized.
Let them stay here and keep fighting men while trying to become men at the same time...absolutely,
Like Tamar, there are many wise women out there, just takes work to find them.
....absolutely, there are still women with best characters out there..
When dating turns into a full fledged relationship, you’re either in heaven or a bit of a nervous wreck… or maybe even a little bit of both. Well, it’s understandable. As happy as you are to finally be in an official relationship, you might get caught up on what being a girlfriend really means.
Going into a relationship with uncertainties and unrealistic expectations can put a lot of unnecessary strain on you and your BF/GF. So to ease those nerves, here’s a list of 10 things that you should know before making it official.
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(1) Make Sure You're Both On The Same Page Are you sure that your BF/GF wants to make it official? Or is it just you? Before you start referring to yourself as their GF, make sure that they consider you their GF in the first place!
(2) Don't Get Caught Up On What It Means To Be A Girlfriend Try not to focus too much on what it means or doesn't mean to be a girlfriend. You don't have to do anything differently just because you've got a title in your relationship now.
(3) Don't Become FB Official Without Talking About It First There's nothing more awkward than listing somebody as your BF/GF on FB without making sure you've actually confirmed with each other that your relationship has reached that level.
(4) But You Don't Have To Be FB Official In The First Place Look, if you don't want everybody on your social media networks to know your relationship status, it's not a big deal. That girl you had a sociology class with in freshman year doesn't need to know who you're dating.
(5) Don't Expect Any Grand Gestures If you're expecting some gushy love letter or a bouquet of flowers when your BF/GF tries to make it all official, you might be disappointed. You're more likely to get a shy, nervous request than a box of chocolates.
(6) Don't Keep It A Secret Your relationship is a part of your life now, and maybe your family should at least get a heads up about it. Don't make it into some big secret if it doesn't need to be. Besides, when they find out they may feel like you're trying to hide something.
(7) Don't Assume That They're You're Automatic +1 It's fun to be around your BF/GF but they don't have to be your plus one to every single thing you go to! There's nothing wrong with a little space even if you're official.
( Hold Them To The Same Standard You Normally Would Don't let your GF or BF get away with anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable with when you were dating just because you're their GF now. If they're suddenly not as attentive or neglecting your feelings, that's not suddenly okay just because you two have established how much you care about each other.
(9) Continue To Put Effort Into Your Relationship Just because you're in an official relationship doesn't mean that you don't have to keep putting effort into it to keep it afloat. While you shouldn't be worried about your relationship ending, you shouldn't get too complacent either or else your relationship won't blossom into something bigger and better.
(10) Don't Expect The L Word Anytime Soon Becoming official doesn't necessarily mean that the L word is coming up. You might not even feel that way yet and that's okay. There shouldn't be any pressure from your side or theirs to get to that point. It'll happen on its own or not at all.
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Hold Them To The Same Standard You Normally Would