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Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi Shares Weight Loss Transformation And Reveals How She Achieved It by Tolbanks(f): 3:09pm On Jan 15, 2021
THE GREAT SURVIVOR!

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TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Names Erica As An A-List Nollywood Actress by Tolbanks(f): 9:44am On Sep 03, 2020
lol
Celebrities / Re: Makeup Artist Transforms Her Face To Davido And Williams Uchemba (Pix) by Tolbanks(f): 10:19am On Jul 24, 2020
bouncin04:
Damnnn Niggarrr !!!

She try ..

but doesn't look like Niggarrr Davido for my eye ... maybe it is due to too much weed and alcohol...omo pussy just dey hungry me this morning..

Issorite


Na people like you go do am now and give the lady belle go now come back to NL and start asking people for foolish opinion saying, "advise me because i only did it once, we never loved each other".

IDIOTA!!! undecided
Celebrities / Re: ''Shindara Fatoyinbo Born 2002, Krest Shutdown In 2001" - Kemi Olunloyo by Tolbanks(f): 12:37pm On Jul 10, 2019
Everyone is talking about the year Krest stopped production but failed to realised that they stopped production in LAGOS and not ILORIN!

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Adebola Makanjuola And Cassandra Omage: Mo Abudu's In-laws by Tolbanks(f): 10:20am On Jul 10, 2019
incminx6160:


IT IS FAKE AND SCAM! DO NOT TRY IT! OLE NI WON
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Korra Obidi Participates In ”So You Think You Can Dance". Wows Judges by Tolbanks(f): 1:13pm On Jun 13, 2019
Ciaos:
Some women dey lazy intensionally when dem get belle. Dem go take belle do excuse.


It's not their fault. We are different humans with different bodies. Can you fight like Anthony Joshua? Can you run like Usain Bolt?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For An Hr Officer (job Ref: Chro-1) by Tolbanks(f): 11:07am On Jun 01, 2019
Thank you.
Health / Re: N2 Billion Fake Drugs Destroyed By NAFDAC In Ogun (Photos) by Tolbanks(f): 3:50pm On Apr 04, 2019
Very good NAFDAC!

Keep up the good work

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Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul To Become The First Stand-up Comedian With A PH.d In Nigeria by Tolbanks(f): 12:58pm On Mar 29, 2019
Deji63:
Who is fooling who? PhD in Nigeria is bagged by the illiterate who can't even construct a sentence in English. It's all about wearing gown& title and answering doctor that their levels of intellect don't match. Her caption says it all "first stand up comedian to bag a phd' That is all Helen Paul couldn't wait to say. PhD my foot .Nigeria is a mess even a danfo driver will bag a PhD if he greases the right palms.


Pele! We all understand! sad

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Properties / Re: Fake Estate Agents Defraud Newly-wed Couple And Pastor Of N3.9m by Tolbanks(f): 1:38pm On Mar 28, 2019
GOFRONT:
cool

This is Nigeria, everybody s a criminal......Falz

That is to say, the newly wedded couple are criminals....
The pastor is a criminal,....
The estate agent is a criminal....
The police that arrested them are criminals....
Even the person typing this is also a criminal....


We need to put eyes and check up on you! sad angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Employment For The Position Of A BSR (Bike Sales Representative) by Tolbanks(f): 1:39pm On Mar 26, 2019
Good day Seun,

I want to place an advert about our company ADNL (Al Afia Distribution Nig Ltd). We currently and urgently need 70 (seventy) BSRs (Bike Sales Representatives) in Lagos. The salary is 45k and they will get incentives based on their job performance monthly. The incentives can be between 20k and 50k depending on the level of performance.
Our head office is at 21 Ibiyinka Salvador Street, Off African Lane, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos - Nigeria or they can send their CVs via mail to recruitment@alafia-ng.com.

They can get me on my personal line: 07035754385

Thank you so much,
Omotola F. Begun
HR Executive Recruitment
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Rocks Army Camouflage. Photos by Tolbanks(f): 12:57pm On Mar 19, 2019
No be river be that? You dey snap beside river like that...

Hmmmmnnn... No make crocodile come chop you for there ooo all in the name of 'selifie'
Travel / Re: Woman Crushed To Death By Speeding Truck During Rescue Operation In Ogun. by Tolbanks(f): 11:40am On Mar 07, 2019
So so sad... RIP

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Shares Free Bottles Of Coca-cola At Admiralty Toll Gate, Lekki (video) by Tolbanks(f): 9:40am On Mar 07, 2019
And the funniest thing was, no one noticed the coke had expired! angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Boyfriend Faints After His Girlfriend Got Crushed To Death By BRT Bus In Lagos by Tolbanks(f): 3:50pm On Feb 07, 2019
Damn!

That's so terrible. May her soul Rest In Peace cry

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija 2019: Crowds Storm Enugu Audition Ground As Early As 6am (Photos) by Tolbanks(f): 8:05am On Feb 01, 2019
And these ones are supposed to be on their way to their different places of work... Na wa ooo

Lazy and foolish yoooooots! angry

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Shares Workout Photo by Tolbanks(f): 5:12pm On Jan 31, 2019
Skyfornia:
Let's go there!....my future wife please coman see your fellow woman. Don't tell me it is child bearing that makes you blow like bazooka.


Ode oshi! angry As if you have the kinda money she alone has

IDIOTA!

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Celebrities / Re: Katie Price To Adopt Nigerian Orphan by Tolbanks(f): 9:48am On Jan 29, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Gbenga Adeyinka Shares Amazing Weight Loss Photo by Tolbanks(f): 3:25pm On Jan 15, 2019
Hmmmmnnn. Good for him

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Romance / Re: Filipino Newlyweds Drown While Honeymooning After Ten Years Of Dating by Tolbanks(f): 2:53pm On Jan 15, 2019
Centcanada:
Love it



Is everything okay? Have you shared your 10 years throwback picture challenge

IDIOTA!!! angry
Celebrities / Re: JJC Skillz Steps Out With His Twin Boys by Tolbanks(f): 4:08pm On Jan 11, 2019
GREAT!...

GOD IS GOOD grin

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Celebrities / Re: "Delay Is Not Denial" - Linda Ikeji Boasts Of What God Did In Her Life by Tolbanks(f): 12:20pm On Jan 11, 2019
suxes2005:


o

p = op

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Looking Gorgeous In Makeup Photos by Tolbanks(f): 10:40am On Nov 23, 2018
Beautiful

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Celebrities / Re: Tosyn Bucknor Death: Falz, Olamide, Toolz, Celebrities Mourn by Tolbanks(f): 2:01pm On Nov 20, 2018
awa:
Rio

You must be watching a movie right now right?

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Food / Re: The Creative Design A Pregnant Woman Made With Abacha Ingredients (Photos) by Tolbanks(f): 12:44pm On Nov 06, 2018
WOW! How did she do that?

Am sure its in both sides of the plastic cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Back To Lagos After Spending Time With Chioma In His Village. Pics by Tolbanks(f): 12:40pm On Nov 06, 2018
enemyofprogress:
Won't she burn for him or is she wombless?


Ko da ki eyan ma lo si school sha!
Go to school, na lie, you no go gree go!

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Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 6x Vs Hot S3x: What Is The Difference? by Tolbanks(f): 7:38am On Nov 06, 2018
There is really no difference. It's just another means and way to chop our money ni jor!

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Events / Re: MC Tom Dancing During Wedding Ceremony (Photos) by Tolbanks(f): 3:15pm On Oct 29, 2018
When then

Should i fry ponmo

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Crime / Re: Ebenezer Adejimola, Seun Ajila's Suspected Killer Arraigned by Tolbanks(f): 5:01pm On Oct 22, 2018
Na wa ooo. kill him too if he is found guilty! angry

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Culture / Re: PHOTOS: Ooni’s New Wife, Silekunola, Enters The Palace With Grace, Elegance by Tolbanks(f): 4:01pm On Oct 19, 2018
Powerful combination!

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Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Pics by Tolbanks(f): 11:25am On Sep 21, 2018
Airforce1:


Yep, but ugly girls too much


WOW! You 'hare' so 'ansomely' 'ansome' sad
Celebrities / Re: Davido Cancels US Tour For NYSC, Heads Back To Nigeria by Tolbanks(f): 1:43pm On Sep 14, 2018
N0favors:
Ise Logun ise [Work is the antidote for poverty]
... Mura si se re, ore mi [Work hard and work smart, my friend]
Ise la fi ndeni giga [Hard and smart work brings success]
Bi a ko ba reni fehin ti [When there is no one to rely on]
Bi ole la ri [Its like we are lazy]
Bi a ko ba reni gbekele, [When there is no one to trust]
A te ra mo se ni. [We focus more on our work]
Iya re le lowo lowo [Your mother might be rich]
Baba re le lesin lekan [Your father might own a thousand and one horses]
Ti o ba gbojule won [If you rely on them]
O te tan ni mo so fun o [In truth, you might be on sinking ground]

*Ohun ti a ki ba jiya fun, ki n le pe lowo rara (What we don't work for doesn't last)
Ohun ti a ba fara sise fun, ni n pe lowo eni (What we work for always lasts)*

Apa lara igupa ni ye kan [families are like the arm, while extended family are like the elbow]
B'aiye ba fe o loni [If you are loved by the world today]
Ti o ba lowo lowo, won a tun fe o lola [If you are still rich, they will love you tomorrow as well]
Abi ko wa nipo atata [If you have an esteemed position]
Aiye a ye o si terin terin [You will be honoured with "fake"laughter]
Je ki o deni ti ra ngo [If you unfortunately loose your money or position]
Ko ri bi won ti nyin mu si o [They'll turn their back on you]

*Eko si tu n soni doga, mura ki o ko daradara (Education makes you great, prepare to learn well)
Bi o si ri opo eniyan ti won feko serinrin (As you see people not wanting to learn)
Dakun mase fara we won (Do not copy them)*

Iya mbe fomo ti ko gbon [There is suffering for the foolish child]
Ekun mbe fomo ti nsare kiri [and there is sorrow for the child that have no plan or vision]
Mafowuro sere ore mi [Don't waste your formative years, my friend]
Mura sise ojo nlo. [work hard and plan well now, because time waits for no one]

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