Kslib: Kai,corruption don finish naija... Haba,una dey theif our money,dat no satisfy una.. Una con begin thief inside the money wey dem suppose use do public work again.. Haba,dis is too much for me to bear...
It's like GOD deliberately sent me to this time/generation of Nigerian leaders to pay for the sins i committed in my past life...

LWKMD

afam4eva:

1. Leni Leni emi ati sanda ni.

2. Ife re ma pa mi danu

3. Iwo ni banana mi to dun

Ogede

Another tip for the OP, always make sure you never get hungry, you can do this my making sure you have snacks available with you all the time. Anytime you are hungry and you don't eat on time your body will breaking down your muscle and this usually takes time to replace back.

annawhite: I'm lost ! what do I do?

I will recommend some Yoruba books for you, start from Alawiye by JF Odunjo and gradually progressed to DO Fagunwa's books like 'Ogboju ode ninu Igbo irunmole' and later to 'Asa ati Orisa ile Yoruba' before you know it you'll be able to read and write in Yoruba.

Siga: He should have walked off the job....

You want make im lose money? An English man for that matter!

Foster cat: SMH.pls explain to me hw my statement implies dat I meant its only yoruba woMen that cheat!she is not igbo neither am I one.I see y u failed comprehension in English.too bad

Foster cat: I can bet my balls u are a yoruba lady.we see wat u do in lagos here.married nd un married no difference.poking any tin pokable.if na my place una for just de die like chicken.if ur husband is not doin well,den the option is to go commit adultry.naa una way shaa.gd luck

You're one angry dude say the truth have someone phucked your wife before?

Its easy for people like you to come on the internet and brag about your comprehension skills when you don't even know who you're replying to. if you're not insinuating that only Yoruba women phucked around how come you're so sure to the extent of betting on your balls? It doesn't matter what tribe you are but its easy to see how angry you are and this can only be for one reason for which you know the answer.

Foster cat: I can bet my balls u are a yoruba lady.we see wat u do in lagos here.married nd un married no difference.poking any tin pokable.if na my place una for just de die like chicken.if ur husband is not doin well,den the option is to go commit adultry.naa una way shaa.gd luck

You'll lose your balls for nothing, she is 100% Ibo woman! You're just an ethnic bigot to conclude that only Yoruba women cheat, because you live in Lagos it's easier for you to see more of Yorubas those who lives in the east will find something negative to say about ibo women too.

360command: Logic behind having a male child. You can try this at home with your wife.
People say its the sex position that matters in other for you to determine how far the sex of a child would be. I say, this is a big NO.
If you are married and desperately in need of a male child, try this with your beautiful wife.
When a man ejaculates(releases,cums) inside a woman, the sperm is of 2 entities. We have the male and female sperm. The male sperm are active and very fast in the begining but they tend to die quickly unlike the female sperm, they are slow in the begining but with time, they speed up their rate and tend to be alive for long(maximum 3days).Now, during ejaculation, make sure your c0ck or deick is deeped inside her VJJ very well in other for the male sperm to swim faster so as they can have the energy to be faster making the distance closer for them to reach the womans eggs..

There is still another method, if you want to know pm me Ok.

this is how far men go to acquire a male child. so when next you see a male born child, note that the man must have deeped his c0ck inside her very well so as the male sperm can reach the finish line.

try this out and give me feedback!

Chao chao , merci mon frere from 360command.

Thank you, I will try that with my wife and let you know the result in 9 months time God I really need a boy now!

ciwi:
Pls send 2me......pleaseeeee

If you live in the UK mate, I can't get it over to Nigeria it's too heavy. The last time I came to Nigeria I have to pay for extra luggage to take some along for my brother.

I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!
I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!
I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!I WANT A BOY O!

I was skinny in my 20's and still skinny now in my late 30's (weigh 67kg)
@OP try Serious Mass if you can find it in Nigeria:

http://compare.ebay.co.uk/like/370684584091?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&adtype=pla&crdt=0

I hope it helps you, I took it for some weeks but my GP insists he won't endorse a very high protein consumption because of my underlining medical condition so I have to stop using it. I still have a very big bag of it at home (strawberry flavour) God knows I will give it to you cheerfully if I can get it over I perfectly understand how you feel as i was once in your shoes especially the rejection you might get from female folks. This may gear you up to work harder and be very successful. When I was in Nigeria, despite being skinny and unattractive physically (I am not ugly o as I have a very cute baby face but being skinny ruined it all) I was still able to pull beautiful babes as I had a very succesful business, drives a good car and dress very well.

Godman_n: Nigerians are illiterates. I have always known even without visiting Borno Or Yobe; just from news reporting and sentiments pouring out; that the military are killing innocent civilians.

It happened in Jos during the crises. The military Muslims were on the slimmest excuse to kill a Christian while their opposite Christians were on the same excuse to kill Muslims.

We should all go back to the caves if we can not learn how to tolerate one another.

Within GEJ, cabinet, I swear they know the Military are killing innocent Civilians. I am Igbo but have a brother in Maiduguri; had to call him and tell him to always dress well; because my understanding of Nigerian and how they profile people tells me they can label anybody as Boko Haram and kill him ones you look like a dirty Muslim.


I have fought severally with Southerners in Lagos calling an ordinary Huasa boy Aboki in derogatory terms. When are we going to grow up and see all humans as the same and equal?

Thumb up for you, we need more Nigerians with your mindset.

REVOLUTNIS: What is wrong in soldiers killing criminals and terrorists? they are all Boko Harams.
they should be wipe out of Nigeria. All the Nigeria Northern muslims are murderers and terrorists.
The spirit and the blood of innocent Nigerians they killed will keep hunting them and their children till
the world comes to an end. SOLDIERS GO ON I GOT UR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're a sadistic bigot and very wicked.

Okija_juju: Mine was in 2010,

I saw my picture on the wall of the US EMBASSY as VISA applicant of the decade..

That was my 20th Visa application in 10 years.. No space to stamp 'denied' again on my passport..

Lmao I never knew you have some sense of humour.

Pennywise:

If that is the way things are now, then good. I have had the impression since 2005 that American VOs are unnecessarily difficult denying legitimate requests without bothering to look at documentations bc they believe anything can be forged in Nigeria. I had requested a tourist visa for self and wife same year. As at that time we had been to Europe at least twice, I had a robust account (since I not dey do things wey not get head)and all that usual gbogboe that makes you a fit and proper person (more than necessary). Anyway visa was denied me and I was asked to reapply in 6mths time-that was 7yrs ago.

I know a number of other peeps, responsible, very well placed in society and extremely comfortable who have been denied for no apparent reason other than the fact that the VO can. Apart from my self pride that was dented I cant say I missed anything. Even more so when I consider what return ticket could have cost me and other expenses, a lot of savings.

You're very correct, US embassy staffs usually have no apparent reasons for refusing people like you and many more who may be genuine visitors and financially comfortable, they do it just because they can.
I remember when my brother applied 9 years ago he wa refused despite having been to Canada, hold a good job and financially comfortable. But I know a lot of peeps that got the visa out if sheer luck, in most cases these lucky ones are usually the potential migrants who will choose not to return to Nigeria.
As much as I believe it's within the right of US visa staffs to grant visa or deny it, the method they have been using is not only laughable it is nothing but a gamble. For this reason I have never applied for a US visa, there is no level playing ground in their application process its just a mere gamble.

wesley80: Very funny thread I've got to say. This is akin to a bunch of 'uncircumcised Philistines' having a discussion on who's fit to be king of the Jews! If only you guys would choose to dissipate this much energy criticizing your imams, you'lld succeed in helping lift an entire generation of people from certain abject poverty and perpetual backwardness.. Nigerian Christians are already a century ahead of you and all you guys do is bicker about their leaders? Open your eyes pls, there's a bigger problem inside your pants!

Rubbish!

esere826
WTF is wrong with ya?
I've recommended you for a ban for that fckking ridiculous posts above.

Morayo747:

Wrong. If you are married you have a right to stay. Where children come in is if you are not married but have kids with someone who's British even without being married to them then you have what is called a paternity right to a family life. The best interest of the child overrides nay immigration cockup. There's no longer any real difference between EU citizens and British citizens. Like I said earlier that's why the certificate of approval has been cancelled. Your argument is obsolete.

If you're married to a British citizen and you're illegal or on visitors visa you cannot change your status without first returning to Nigeria. In fact the new rule for spouse of British citizens and settled migrants stipulates that either of you or both must be earning above £18000 (or thereabouts). However, if you are married to a EU citizen you do not have to meet this earning criteria. Your argument about paternity right to family life is right but other stuffs you posted above is nothing but fantasy. Some people are given discretionary leave to remain not because they meet the criteria but out of sympathy and that may not set a precedence for any similar case.

Modified!

Except children are involved resident permit will not be approved just because you're married to a British citizen. However, if you're married to EU citizen you may have more rights whether children are involved or not. It all depends on your circumstances and how knowledgeable your lawyer is as there are many loophole to play around with.

Sisi_Kill: That nasty baby poop looking soup called GBEGIRI.

I swear I will cut out my tongue AND chew it before I put it in my mouth.

I've just finished eating amala and gbegiri soup with ewedu yummy yummy

maclatunji:

What's wrong is wrong. I have no problem with killing the rat, I have a big problem with torturing it to death.

Exactly!

I once killed a giant lizard with my car.

ItsModella:
Yes, sick! sicker!! sickest!!!

You sound like a potential BTK serial killer, no offence intended.

ItsModella:
kai, we used to show them love o but these bloody rodents have bitten far more than they can chew. We have declared a revenge mission on them in my household.

This one day my bro and I killed a rat, it was joyous. I was hanging out with my him and his friends in his room and as we were talking, this stu.pid rat decided it was gonna pass through our corner to get to its destination. Bad idea...cos boys were angry that day. One of his friends caught the rat. O'boy, come see as all of us dey struggle to kill this rat. That was when my brother decided we were gonna punish the rat and make it die an electrifying death. He brought out some old wires and cut em open to reveal the n.aked part. I ran to get a bowl of water. We nearly drowned the rat in the water. We needed him alive but very weak. Then, my bro placed the n.aked wire on the rat...come see as the rat dey shock. You don't know how much delight I got from watching that show.

These days in my house, we love to punish the bloody vermin and make it die slowly but painfully...call us serial killers, we don't care. Their nonsense has gone on for too long.

Sick! Sick!! And Sick!!!

Na so so rats all una dey kill? And you call that bravery? someone even allued a rat for eating his WAEC cert! LWKMD

I wish Jimoh Ibrahim could be prosecuted in UK as well! That man deserve to be locked in prison and the key thrown away.

BoboYekini: - I really hate when folks make me wait/ambush me into giving them lifts, early morning and after work, just the time when pesin wan gather hin thoughts. Had this neighbor would spring out of nowhere just when you thought you'd evaded her!
- I hate when they ask to be dropped where there's no bus-stop, right in the middle of the road, intra-city. you go hear "bros, e j'en sare bole, sharp sharp". Were, so LASTMA go hol me abi?!
- That door-slamming thing drives me up the rafters! There was this character that consistently banged my door, until I took to stretching my hand across to check the force. Got a friend that currently does this, i still dey look am...
- As a bobo, sometimes you're looking to maybe pick up a random fine gal going your way(especially these sans okada days), na dat time everybody go wan cop a lift.

Lmao

Only those who move around like gypsies will support this fake and irrelevant policy. Give us SNC so we can have regional autonomy and resource control. To your tents or Isreal!

datola: Ebenezer Obey- "Olo mi je ka jo ma gbadun. Aya to mo yaayi lo n seke oko re. Telegan ba n tan e ko ma ma se gba o.."

Wa gbayi jo!

Ryda: A man asks, “I know you’re crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?”

The father replied, “I imagine that I’ll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear.

Then I’ll tell him, “Do you see that sweet, littleyoung lady? She’s my only daughter, and I love her very much.

If you were thinking about touching, kissing,or being physically affectionate to her in any way ...
just remember ...

I don’t mind going back to prison.

do u agree with him?

When he was knacking someone else's daughter he forgot how dear they were to their families? Like it or not someone must fcck your daughter, the ealier you accept this the better