BAT is evil.

Tinubu is a devil.

Ahmed is Satan.

Bola is a Demon.

Ashiwaju is a monster.

Nigerians asking God for mercy are jokers.
Your choice, your pain and sufferings.

Tinubu, the Rehoboam of our time. This is indeed the great Tinubulation. Even agents of the devil like Beer companies are crying hard.

Indeed I'm redeemed to flourish in hard times.

Useless ugly failure of a governor.

Augustine was just a walking corpse.
His grandmother had sacrificed him in the coven of witches the previous night.

Osama is just a victim of circumstances.

The Police should free Osama, but the government of Delta State should do better in eradicating menace of motor park agberos so that Osama doesn't fall a victim of circumstance again in the future when he is released from jail if ever justice would be served.

₦400 in the hand of a poor man under BAT is like ₦400,000,000 and so they believe it's worth dying for.

Poor men and anyhow kind of death is like Siamese twins.

This is called patriotism at its peak.
Say it the way it is!

God bless Davido's boy Dele.

At least he has done what Napoleon couldn't do by ensuring no compromise of information.

He meant to say they will prioritise food scarcity in Lagos.

Even Agbado and cassava no dey to chop o.

APC Judiciary.


Nigeria is dead and buried!

You wanted to be the man and you became the man.

No complains please!

Even if your so called husband became a degenerate, at least you enjoyed his preeq and the result of 5 children.

Be thankful to him for that.

Seems Wike is the president of Nigeria.

What BAT doesn't have the balls for, Wike will fvck it.

Symbiosis!

Story for the gods!

Between IPMAN and PMAN I don't know which group is less stupid.

BAT the Traveller!

He is only going to India to learn their dance steps.

His COS did say his favorite movie of all time was the Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Atta Atta Atta movie.

Shame Shame Shame Shame!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since FFK has been used and mellowed down in the APC, he keeps reeling out articles full of cow dung.

Was BAT legally & democratically elected?

Election rigging is a more dangerous coup that the military's.

The military coup is against bad leaders but election rigging is a coup against the wish of the majority of citizens in a state as in the case of BAT.

FFK is hungry again, food don finish for table and so, he is back to food hunting by posting rubbish on X.

E go shock una when Military go take over for Nigeria.

To say Nigeria military is disciplined and professional is to say an average Yoruba man's gbola is disciplined.

Shut up FFK!

Alex Otti is indeed a short man with giant balls.

Very commendable step.

Let them all taste the bitter pill.

Ikpeazu wuruwuru appointees should go work for him in his kerosene sharing business hub.

That is more lucrative than being a civil servant in Abia State.

Alex Otti, Na man u be!

Will there ever be a day in Nigeria post election that Peter Obi won't be in the news?

Come to think of it, is it a criminal offense for Peter Obi to sponsor the burial of Rufai's late father if true?

Don't Peter Obi like every other Nigerian have a right to freedom of association?

What really is Reno's bile for towards P.O and Rufai Oseni?

Didn't we hear the other day on same Arise TV that Oshiomhole's father's burial was sponsored by the state government?

Too many poorly directed script being thrown out there as news by the he-goat Reno Omokri.

P.O is a movement and he is a man God is with and if God be for a man, no one can be against him.

All eyes on the judiciary.

Do anyhow see anyhow!

Nigerians are tired of its corrupt leaders but lack the willpower to sacrifice for a better tomorrow.

But we will start by ensuring BAT is ousted out legally.

Oga we know this already.

It's stale news!

Can you please publish the names of the culprits?

Until the security agencies in Nigeria dare unveil the power behind the scene responsible for oil theft in the Niger Delta, I won't take seriously any beer parlour talk, not even from the Fulani NSA.

At least Asari Dokubo was bold enough to indict the Nigeria Military.

Till now, heaven has still not fallen nor a proper investigation activated to prove or debunk his allegations.

Nigeria indeed jagajaga!

Who does PR for the dead?

Clem Agba is a monumental failure.
The Oba of Benin stripped him naked in the market place.

Clem Agba is a nobody in the political space of Edo State.

He has been rejected even before the race began.

Let him save the money he stole during this time as minister of states.

Those Ugbor village and Ekosodin girls must chop their fair share of the loot, please don't waste it on political campaigns.

It is the turn of Edo central to produce a governor.

And like Clem Agba's GF said, Others can go and die.

Op, it's so shameful that Ada considers you useless & opted for two giant size cucumbers.

Ada is a smart girl & I'm happy she knows what she wants.

It's just a shame no one in your compound has the size of those cucumbers to satisfy Ada's ancient urge for fresh preeq.

Good thing he never identified with Nigeria during his playing days.

Would not have been considered a legend in African football.

No wise footballer plays for Nigeria.

Only those with low self esteem, terrible playing skills and poor competitive capabilities do.

Only one of the super fouls give me joy these days.

I will be your Obama where it matters dear Michelle.

WhatsApp female CEOs in Lekki and different red light district areas have hijacked online retail business from Jumia.

Nothing last forever.

Thumbs up to all female CEOs.

Your survival is in BAT's hands.
Those wretched looking potatoes won't alleviate your hunger pangs.

E go better Na poor man prayer.

Take action!

Nigeria jaga jaga

Criminals are uniting daily to continually tame the poor from uprising and birthing a revolution.

Meanwhile, the poor sees his fellow poor man as his enemy.

No Espirit de corp among the poor,
No we we among the downtrodden.

Wike is the most celebrated political Maradona in modern day Nigerian politics.

Hate him or love him, he has strategically dared to tread where Angels couldn't and today dines with the gods of political relevance in Nigeria.

Know your way no be curse!

You can't give what you don't have.
The president should keep his ugly mouth shut.

Only God knows how many women are parading the product of my seed as trophies won as a result of my shagging prowess.

Today, I saw a bus conductor that has striking resemblance with me with a pointed nose that reminds me of a 55yrs old woman I had pity on and kerewawalized.

In a sane society, a woman without a husband but posses with a child should be shamed.

Only marriage is the God ordained platform for legally fulfilling the scriptures that says be fruitful and multiply.

Sperm donors like me won't make heaven, so I have learnt to live heaven on earth.

Alex Otti should empower traditional healers and native doctors in the state.

No serious minded medical doctor will want to continue working for a state government that has owed them months of unpaid salaries.

If Alex Otti is able to clear all unpaid salaries, the smart ones should Japa without hesitation.