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Politics / Re: Farouk Yahaya: El-Rufai Congratulates New Chief Of Army Staff by UbanmeUdie: 7:36pm On May 27

Soon and very soon Nigerians will know why Attihiru was sacrificed.

This new COAS will play ball.

Whether he will score an own goal is what I don't know.

Congrats to him though.

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Properties / Re: An Homeless Guy My Mum Helped Almost Sold Our House by UbanmeUdie: 10:01am On Mar 21

Helping a Nigerian home or abroad is a curse.

Be guided if you want to live long.

It's best you help a pig than help a Nigerian coz if the pig do anyhow, you still get the power to turn am to pork meat and flex am with kainkain.

Those who truly need help never get it except scumbags and bastards.

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Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of 4 Nollywood Stars That Will Be Buried In March And April (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 6:32pm On Mar 17

It seems having a preeq is an alarming cause of premature death in Nollyhood.

Meanwhile, the ones with pussy are buying new houses, exotic cars and living large.

Abi na bad thing to get preeq again

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Politics / Re: General Leo Irabo Pays Unscheduled Visit To Wounded Soldiers In Borno by UbanmeUdie: 7:37am On Mar 14

Nigeria their country!

Buhari is a grand commander of failure.

Mumu country.

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Crime / Re: Female LASTMA Officer Pulls And Punches A Vehicle Occupant In Lagos by UbanmeUdie: 2:57pm On Sep 12, 2020

This is the kind of woman that is capable of raping a man.

Without shameless women like this, Lagos would be an uninteresting water logged slum.

The occupant of that car must have been a merciful fellow.

I know for sure if I was the occupant, my target would have been to squeeze her breez rather than throw blind bunches.

In my experience, only sex starved women behave like mad dog as exhibited by this local olosho in lastma uniform.

Lagos truly na wa!

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Sports / Re: Victor Moses Donates To Save Wigan From Extinction (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 3:11pm On Sep 10, 2020

As generous as this gesture may be, it is rather an exhibition of foolishness.

Such funds should have been donated to the likes of Bendel Insurance of Benin or Mighty Jets of Jos to prevent their extinction.

Nigerians are always good abroad and terrible at home.

I wonder who cursed Nigeria with such unpatriotic tendencies from its citizens.


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Religion / Re: When Daddy Freeze Called Bishop Oyedepo "Bald-Headed Fowl" (Video) by UbanmeUdie: 2:23pm On Sep 10, 2020

Daddy Freeze will be torn apart by two she bears from the woods.

RIP in advance.

Bishop Oyedepo is the Elisha of this dispensation.

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Crime / Re: Breaking: Wife Of Kogi Chief Imam Murdered In Bloody Attack (photo) by UbanmeUdie: 1:05pm On Aug 23, 2020
Celebrities / Re: See What This Gym Instructor Did To This Curvy Lady That Spark Outrage by UbanmeUdie: 8:04am On Aug 23, 2020

The gym instructor is clearly bankrupt of innovation.

How does punching her tummy burn out the fat?

You truly can't give what you don't have.
Misplaced priority everywhere.
Education / Re: We Often Use Acronyms That We Do Not Know Their Meaning In Our Everyday Lives by UbanmeUdie: 7:52am On Aug 23, 2020

Better is the end of a thing than the beginning.

Even sex is sweetest in the end but this Op is just a failed copy and paste mediocre without apology.

Does anyone know the meaning of the acronym slawormir?

I think it means "Smoke loud, addicted womaniser, organized real money internet robber"


Celebrities / Re: Ex IMO Governor Ohakim Is Broke, Now Into Yahoo Yahoo In Owerri by UbanmeUdie: 12:58am On Aug 23, 2020

Slawormir can mentor him for free.
Crime / Re: Policeman Beaten To Death By Soldiers In Rivers After A Heated Argument (photos) by UbanmeUdie: 12:51am On Aug 23, 2020

The fact that a gazelle has long strong horns doesn't give it any advantage in the congregation of lions.

RIP to the foolish mobile policeman.

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Politics / Re: Why I Dumped APC RIVERS– Chidi Lloyd by UbanmeUdie: 12:42am On Aug 23, 2020

Chidi Llyod is a veteran political thug.
His mace handling is legendary.

His expertise will be judiciously needed in the forthcoming Edo elections.

Congratulations PDP!

Congratulations to Wicked Wike!

Amaechi is indeed the wall gecko of Ubimma with a broken tail.
Romance / Re: I Like Tearing Girls Pants During Sex by UbanmeUdie: 12:34am On Aug 23, 2020

If only you have ever bought panties for a lady you won't become a pant "tearer".

Mother care pants or fairly used pant you have never bought for any lady, yet you are busy tearing their pants.

The day you go tear the pant wey any of them borrow wear, you go get sense.

Your mate dey tear new whip, you dey tear girl pant.

Well, since you enjoy doing it, keep it up till the day u will be locked up.


Romance / Re: The Love Of My Life, See Pictures A 15yr Old Posted That Got People Talking by UbanmeUdie: 12:28am On Aug 23, 2020

Love is a beautiful thing and for all to experience and enjoy regardless of age, gender or race.

However, love has many shades and should be clearly defined with all its boundary lines.

It is regrettably sad these youngsters are only addict students of Korean love movies.
Politics / Re: Kuje Erupts In Joy As Kalu Visits To Inspect Projects, Inmates Chant OUK 2023 by UbanmeUdie: 8:35pm On Aug 22, 2020

OUK is not better than Hushpuppi but the people love him.

If you must be a criminal, be a Robbin Hood.

The most sensible way to add beautiful colours to a life of criminality is liberality.

OUK for President but don't ask me president of where.

Already he is customizing his soon to be republic with solar electricity ahead of elections.

Congrats in advance to OUK.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got Firs Job But Don't Know What To Do by UbanmeUdie: 11:30am On Aug 22, 2020

It is better to be a beggar in an open market than to be a fraudster.

This is pure fraud but only the gullible end up as victims.

How do you suddenly get excited over a job offer you never applied for or got recommended for?

Send your tax details at your peril.

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Celebrities / Re: Marlian Boss Naira Marley Shows Out Stunning Photos Of Malian First Lady by UbanmeUdie: 11:25am On Aug 22, 2020

I'm very much disappointed.
Quite an elaborate nipples for those tiny breez.

Marlians actually have no taste. Anywhere preeq face na there dem dey drill.


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Sports / Re: I Can Finally Dive Again - Uzoho Happy To Be Back On His Feet After Injury by UbanmeUdie: 11:00am On Aug 22, 2020

The awesomely awful 19yrs old goalie is happy to be back diving again.

I wonder what the 19yrs old father of a 17yrs old is actually happy about.

Maybe he is happy being a deceitful Nigerian goalie who was able to bobo the oyinbo system successfully.

Maybe he is happy being an uncoordinated basket goalkeeper.

Maybe he is also happy looking like Taiye Taiwo's real twin.

I really wonder!

Just keep being happy dear Francis but we know your end is might be in your next dive. You may have fooled the oyinbo system but not nature.

I wonder be surprised when the headline reads "Francis retires at 22"

Omg! He is now 21

Wonders shall never end.

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Health / Re: Russia Approves COVID-19 Vaccine. Putin's Daughter Vaccinated by UbanmeUdie: 10:44am On Aug 11, 2020
Foreign Affairs / Re: Millions Of Locusts Attack India, Residential Areas Turning Sky Black (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 4:23pm On May 26, 2020

The end indeed is here!


Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Now Doing Calculation Spending (Photo) by UbanmeUdie: 1:38pm On Apr 20, 2020

Well water dey quickly dry out when man continue dey fetch am without any hope of rainfall again.

Dino well don dey dry small small even before Coro show. No worry my boys will be interested to buy some of your cars at a very considerable price when the well dry kpatakpata.

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Politics / Re: Umahi's Anti-covid19 Team Intercepts Motorists Conveying Fugitives Into Ebonyi by UbanmeUdie: 1:37pm On Apr 20, 2020
Sports / Re: 724 Goals In 999 Games: Ronaldo Set To Play His 1,000th Career Match by UbanmeUdie: 11:07am On Feb 22, 2020

In all his greatness, he is yet to surpass Yakubu Aiyegbeni's record.

The G.O.A.T of goal misses!


Romance / Re: ‘my Beauty Is A Curse, It Drives Men Away’ – Lady Laments by UbanmeUdie: 8:38pm On Feb 18, 2020

A woman isn't beautiful until a man tells her so, no matter what the mirror tells her.

If you are a lady and your beauty scares men away, then you need deliverance.

You have spiritual husband.
Celebrities / Re: Man Bought Over 10,000naira Akara, See The Akara Lady That Got People Talking by UbanmeUdie: 8:30pm On Feb 18, 2020

The love of breez and big yansh is the downfall of every man.

What a display of unenviable foolishness.

Celebrities / Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Visits Ernest Asuzu At COOUTH Awka (Pictures) by UbanmeUdie: 8:22pm On Feb 18, 2020

A funeral would have been better than this show of prideful disgrace.

Ernest Asuzu is a perfect example of wreck less living.

He should carry his cross in silence, Joseph of Arimathea is not common in this dispensation.

Nollywood actors and deadly sicknesses is like Amala and Ewedu.

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa: Olukoya Reacts Over David Lyon's Disqualification by UbanmeUdie: 6:03pm On Feb 16, 2020

This scripture comes to mind;

"Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers"

Degi is a destiny killer!

I have no pity for David Lyon. He wasn't destined to be the governor of Bayelsa.

Humility is not equal the requisite intelligence to govern a state.
Romance / Re: See What Wife Found In Her Husband Phone After Buying Her A Samsung Galaxy. by UbanmeUdie: 5:58pm On Feb 16, 2020

A woman's want is truly insatiable.

The majority are decorated with expensive attire of ingratitude.

Marriage doesn't mean a man can't show love to other women.

I see nothing wrong in what this good husband has done. Even God loves a cheerful giver.


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