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Phones / Re: Suggest A Phone Of 55k To 65k For Me by udoka55555: 2:06pm On Sep 18, 2021
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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 16 2021 In Nigeria by udoka55555: 8:48am On Sep 17, 2021
There is more speculations about this illness than fact....

Many are suffering from it in silence, they won't come out to speak until they survive it.....

So you only hear of testimonies, but won't see them sick....

Today I went to take my vaccine thinking nobody else wants it,...

Lo and behold.... I am number 107....and there are still many people behind me...

Vaccination ends next week, then second dose starts....

Don't say you were not informed.

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Family / Re: Which Should We Celebrate More: Weddings Vs Marriage Anniversary ? by udoka55555: 8:50am On Sep 16, 2021
Anniversary

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Celebrities / Re: Osas Ighodaro, TY Bello, Alex Ekubo Joins Infinix To Launch Infinix Zero X Today by udoka55555: 7:07pm On Sep 15, 2021
Omo




Phone this, phone that....

When country man dey find money to buy foodstuffs.....

If the phone is not generating money for me....I ain't buying it ...


I go use the money buy suya for "UNIVERSITY OF SUYA"...IKEJA.

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Business / Re: GTB Imposes Mandatory Vaccinatn For Staffers, Threatens To Slash Salaries By 50% by udoka55555: 6:35pm On Sep 13, 2021
Very true
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Highest Car Odometer Reading You Have Seen? by udoka55555: 12:44pm On Sep 12, 2021
Does odometer calculate the odour of the car?

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Car Talk / Re: Suggest An SUV Of 2m To Buy For My Wife by udoka55555: 10:21am On Sep 12, 2021
ehmmy11:



Very difficult when you say no Honda and Toyota

Try Nissan xterra


That one is 850k....

But you will use 2m to fix it

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United - (4 - 1) On September 11 2021 by udoka55555: 4:16pm On Sep 11, 2021
Op update this page now...


Goal!!!?
Crime / Re: Identity Of Corpse Abandoned At Edo Hospital Revealed, Police Arrest Suspect by udoka55555: 5:38am On Sep 11, 2021
In Nigeria, it doesn't matter if you reported yourself to the police or not....


Them go still frustrate you...


RIP TO THE DEAD.....

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Secondary School Student, Abduct His 17-year-old Sister In Nasarawa by udoka55555: 8:00pm On Sep 09, 2021
Frontpage worthy
Career / Re: The Nairalife Of A Family Man Who’s Content At ₦1.3m/month by udoka55555: 5:57pm On Sep 08, 2021
felixnkubi:
30 million to build house, wow... well it depend the kind of house, me am budgeting 3 million! both land and completion of house




Nah to just put zinc ontop the fence and pack-in....

Or build one room with pit toilet by the side.
Romance / Re: She Called Off Our Relationship Few Months To Our Wedding by udoka55555: 7:53pm On Sep 05, 2021
LOGICALKEN:
So I met this lady in 2019 through a mutual friend, after few weeks of getting to meet her we started dating. She is 29 and I’m 31. She’s based in Benin where she works and I am in Lagos.

The agreement was that after our wedding she will join me in Lagos which she agreed. Our relationship has been going on smoothly which made me do the introduction January this year and I’ve told her the wedding will be by January next year, which she knows I am making adequate preparation to that effect. I even had to get involved in a monthly contribution of 30k which is done in her workplace, I told her she should collect 2 slots so we can save enough for the wedding. She has never made any financial request that i did not grant.

Just two months ago she started acting all weird, I have asked her what the problem was and she would say nothing. She stopped picking my calls and told her parents I offended her, I called her to know what my offense was and she said I should forget. God knows I have never deliberately done anything to upset her. Just yesterday morning she called to tell me she is done with the relationship which left me so confused and devastated. I have already paid for cow and all the wines we will use for the wedding and now she has called it off.

Please nairalanders what could possibly be my offense? I have thoroughly searched my heart and I can’t seem to remember when I offended her.



You didn't play your game well....


You made the wrong move by not following your instincts....

Hope you will get your 360k back....


And the cow....resale it.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Thanks Cavani For Giving Him His Man Utd No 7 Shirt by udoka55555: 11:43pm On Sep 02, 2021
Sometimes I wonder how people thinks,

Someone hàve achieved international recognitions but a chimp here in nairaland that is not even recognized in his family will come here to castigate him...

Why the abuse, why the hate?

With all the records he has, you can't still appreciate him when yóu haven't achieved anything in your entire life aside being first or second to comment on nairaland...

When you acknowledge those who have achieved success, you attract success..... being bitter won't help your life....

The level Messi and Ronaldo are in football and the heights and records they have achieved, I don't think any sensible individual will have nothing but deep respect and admiration for them....

It pains me whenever I see riffraff talk bad about them. I don't think you have the right to..

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Religion / Re: Do You Still Honour Church Invitation To Other Denominations? by udoka55555: 10:53am On Aug 29, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
I stopped that the very say I was invited by a guy from this particular church that pams/fries their hair.


Imagine forcefully forcing me to speak in tongue and when I didn't, they started praying and pushing my head forcefully to fall down as if I am a demon but, las las, my God come shame them because I ROOTED MY TENTACLES FOR GROUND LIKE MAD.

I BALANCED YAKATA AND WAS LAUGHING AT THEM.



I know the church...they did the same thing to me.... exactly like you described it.

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Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 12:17pm On Aug 26, 2021
Flamemignon1:

It was literally the "we need to help them" part that got me all riled up. I don't know if you are an ally to the queer community or just the normal "on the fencer" but that statement implies the age old stereotype that we need proper psychiatric care, you may mean well but words have context and might hurt especially when you mean well but self education is key


Hormonal imbalance can be corrected with some drugs...if the government can provide the drugs for this people to suppress some of this hormones, they can then choose to be either male or female..

This shit can cause some women not to be seeing their period thereby having infertility...

And it's being corrected with drugs...


That's help.
Crime / Re: Insecurity: Villagers Stockpile Arms For Self-Defence by udoka55555: 7:24am On Aug 26, 2021
I pity the fulanis......


Once Buhari is gone....

They are gone.

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Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 7:21am On Aug 26, 2021
Flamemignon1:

We literally don't need your help, just your tolerance because no matter how hard we try, you will never accept us


When I say they have the right to live, what does it mean?

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Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 7:20am On Aug 26, 2021
Flamemignon1:

We literally don't need your help, just your tolerance because no matter how hard we try, you will never accept us


Seems you didn't comprehend...... What I wrote

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Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by udoka55555: 10:01pm On Aug 25, 2021
This video makes me sad


I believe she didn't force this on himself....


Sometimes this chromosomes can mess someone up .....but we have to fight it so as to remain healthy individuals.....

Let's look for a way to help this individuals with mixed chromosomes.......


They have the right to live.

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Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo & Fancy Acholonu Breakup, 3 Months To Their Wedding by udoka55555: 6:28pm On Aug 25, 2021
Maybe they Dan give am list
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For August 23 2021 In Nigeria by udoka55555: 12:36am On Aug 24, 2021
Lagos is in trouble now. Please wear your mask. The spike in cases is overwhelming the system. The B blocks closed in LUTH after first wage has been reopened and is full.
Govt is no more sponsoring treatments. It is you and your family. Oxygen is in short supply. Provision of oxygen to the patients is critical to staying alive. *Yesterday all non emergencies in LUTH has been suspended and all resources are geared to covid19 care*
Admission deposit LUTH=100k
Reddington =10million
Paelon=5million
Other places 2million-4million
Cost of treatment 300k/ day.
Lagos State Hospitals+IDH deposit ? Free but your family will buy everything. Oxygen is being pushed to the black market. To refill your cylinder at the plani 20k/ cylinder.
Black market 50 to 100k depending on availability and desperation. Patient require 8 to 16 cylinders/day. So multiply 20k to 50k times 8 to 16 cylinders/day ie approx 200 to 500k/ day.
Why to maintain oxygenation in inflammed lungs you require 6litres oxygen per minute.
This does not include Remdesivir, ivermectin etc.
Source of funding is family and friends. My friend admitted to IDH says you run out of funds you perish.
So wearing face mask + shield + distancing + hand hygiene is discomfiting.
However, contracting the virus is not only more physically discomfiting. It could bankrupt you and your family and your enemies are unlucky they die.
The key is to educate your wife and children. They are the weak link. Train them to create a family bubble.
May God protect us all. Amen.

USE YOUR MASKS BECAUSE NEW COVID-DELTA
IS DIFFERENT, DEADLY & UNDETECTABLE:

With the new COVID DELTA VIRUS there is:

NO COUGH
NO FEVER

Just a lot of:

JOINT-PAIN
HEADACHE
NECK PAIN
UPPER BACK PAIN
PNEUMONIA
GENERAL WEEKNESS
NO APPETITE

COVID-DELTA is of course, more Virulent and with a higher Death rate.

It takes less time to go to extremes, Sometimes without symptoms.

Let's be more careful!

This strain does not live in the nasopharyngeal region, now it directly affects the Lungs, which means the "Windows", the periods of time are shorter.

I have seen several patients without FEVER, without PAIN, but who report mild CHEST PNEUMONIA on their X-RAYS.

NASAL SWAB TESTS are very often NEGATIVE for COVID-DELTA, and there are more and more false negatives of NASOPHARYNGEAL TESTS.

This means that the VIRUS spreads and spreads directly to the LUNGS, causing acute respiratory stress caused by VIRAL PNEUMONIA.

This explains why it has become sharp, more virulent and deadly.

Please be more careful, avoid crowded places, keep a distance of 1.5m even in open places, use double masks, face mask and wash your hands often (and when coughing or sneezes) at the moment everyone is ASYMPTOMATIC.

This * "WAVE" * is much more deadly than the first. So we have to be VERY careful and take * all kinds of precautions *

Also be an alert communicator to your friends and family.

Don't keep this information to yourself, share it as much as you can, especially with your family and friends


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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsman With 53 AK-47 Guns Arrested In Nasarawa (pictures) by udoka55555: 8:52pm On Aug 21, 2021
Ok
Travel / Re: Studying In Iceland 2021(a New Trend) by udoka55555: 1:34pm On Aug 21, 2021
Following with four legs
Politics / Re: Breach Of Peace: Niger State Government Evacuate Its Citizens Studying In Unijos by udoka55555: 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2021
Perfectnumber6:
Can you imagine Northerners... Now they aren't bombing anymore it's now kniffing .. One day be one day Christians go vex and the Nigeria go kukuma scatter .



Did you say one day?


It's happening already...


They might not be able to wait for the general to finish his tenure before they start descending on his brothers.
Crime / Re: 5 Killed As Youths Burn Down Mosque, Traditional Ruler Also Dead by udoka55555: 4:12pm On Aug 20, 2021
Hmmm...



Religion has done more harm than good to humanity...
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Duped Me, Gtbank Or Glo? by udoka55555: 9:52pm On Aug 19, 2021
Hmmm


Very hard to say ......

But I think your best bet is the bank.

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Family / Re: (video) 10 Years After Marriage With 2 Kids Couple Realized That We’re Siblings by udoka55555: 8:45am On Aug 19, 2021
Hmm


This is sacrilege, atrocity......they need sanctification,


They have to dance naked in the market square with heavy flogging....so that we can appease the gods!!!!



Thank God for sending his Son to liberate us from this kind of myopic thinking!!!!
Crime / Re: British Troops Stood Just Metres Away From The Taliban by udoka55555: 8:40am On Aug 19, 2021
Hmm


See free visa to UK and USA....

I am sure some Nigerian brothers are already booking their ✈️ to Afghanistan.......

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Visit To The University Of Ibadan Zoological Garden by udoka55555: 8:33am On Aug 19, 2021
Beautiful
Music/Radio / Re: Why Is Making A Comeback To The Nigerian Music Industry Difficult ? by udoka55555: 8:07am On Aug 19, 2021
If you start getting the money, friends that won't help your life will start coming, telling you that you have arrived, they will be feeding you with lies that your music is still number one in town, and you will believe them, two years on the line they will still be telling you the same shit. Then financial advisers will come and start taking your time to educate you on how to invest your money etc.

Before you know it, you won't have time to relax and create good music again.




The only way forward is to aspire to be the best, win the awards and have hunger for international fame....not just limit yourself to Nigeria fame...dream to be at the top of the world music, work hard to produce good songs and try as much as you can to be having enough rest and quite times alone...

Never allow the fame and money to get into your head.... And don't envy those non music artists that have made it big!!!

Be yourself, see yourself as still upcoming since you are yet to conquer the world.

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Travel / Re: Full List: UAE Approves 70 Countries For Visa-on-arrival by udoka55555: 8:03am On Aug 19, 2021
I will still go there without visa

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Romance / Re: Did I Just Slept With A Ghost At d Brothel? by udoka55555: 10:49pm On Aug 18, 2021
Now this is funny!

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