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Romance / Re: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by UnimkeAk(m): 6:53am On Mar 14
Xenry:
Nice guys always finish last.


Lol SIMPS everywhere

Simping is a disease ..


After Sex then you can begin a relationship
Business / Re: My Experience After Serving My Oga For 7years Including My Gain And Loss by UnimkeAk(m): 6:31am On Feb 20
toujurs:
Women are destroyers, of men. The same way eve destroyed the relationship between God and adam.

I'm not even surprised.

3k,5k? 🤣, You really suffered.

This is why, no tribe can ever beat an igbo man, when it comes to entrepreneurship, that shege banza, they have seen it all, that wickedness, that intimidation and little capital, you can imagine work as a slave for someone for 7 years and be setted with 800k. Moat don't even see up to 800k.

Yet an igbo man will turn that 800k to a billion naira, in the next 10 years.

You can't defeat the undefeated. People are really going through alot. After all these pain, and anguish he went through, one over night ashawo, will come to offer him, an over stretched coochie, for the rest of his life. Because he now made money.

Men should better wise up. Never settle for less.

I no sabi weda 1m for other parts of Nigeria na 1billi for east.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Demands Return Of Alaska To Russia, Claims Sale To US Was Illegal (Photos) by UnimkeAk(m): 12:31am On Jan 23
APOPTOSIS:
Make dat EviLSpirit wey dey push Putin push am enter America well...He will soon get more than he bargained for. He will be getting more practical shortly.
Mention one war america has won, ill wait
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by UnimkeAk(m): 1:55pm On Jan 21
LalastiklaIa:


You no get level at all

Na uniben I dey

Nobody go stop me for road collect anything from my hand

And I be Ju man undecided

The look I will give you, you will now this one doesn't mind killing or being killed undecided

If you be cultman you be cultman for your pocket undecided
Which dirty look ...
Na by look...

You get lucky say u no price market
Career / Re: What Will You Do In This Scenario? by UnimkeAk(m): 7:46am On Jan 10
Sermwell:
I will still go and deposit it!! How much be 5 meter?? grin grin

Even if the money is 5 billion!! People underestimate the power of peace of mind!

In 2014, 1.6mil was erroneously transfered to my account, I couldn't sleep till I went to the bank to notified them. cool

The money came into my account from Seven up plc

Transfer can be traced..

Even someone with a single brain cell knows this
Politics / Re: Betta Edu: When Obasanjo, Yar'adua Were Presidents - TonyeBarcanista by UnimkeAk(m): 5:46pm On Jan 08
christejames:
Even Buhari sacked Kemi Adeosun after her brouhaha...



But Tinubu? 🤔. This one looks spineless, like someone who condones corruption.
She resigned ..

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Narrates How A Follower And His Friend Ended Up In Togo Prison by UnimkeAk(m): 11:14pm On Jan 04
HugeElephant:


You can't blame them anyway.
Nigerians are too loud mouthed.
There are countries filled with bigger criminals
Fraudsters and drug dealers but people don't care too much.

But you see Nigerians and "overdo" ehen.
Once they get some few change from drug dealing, they start oppressing other Nigerians and shouting Anambra is the home of billionaires cheesy

Just one tribe tarnishing the countries image
Culture / Re: Reps Move To Halt Alleged Plan By Edo State Govt To Split Benin Kingdom by UnimkeAk(m): 6:10am On Nov 30, 2023
adamusuleiman1:


No wonder the Ooni called Bini Ife land.

The Ogiso were usurped by the Yoruba man called Oranmiyan from Ife.

Oranmiyan ended the Ogiso dynasty, became the first king and left his son Eweka as the 2nd king of Bini. Even the current oba of benin made mention of that at his coronation.

The fact that the Benin empire originated from ile ife, doesn't make the fact that the Benin kingdom founded Eko (Lagos) as false...

Make una allow person rest..
Nobody dropped from the sky, we all came from somewhere
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Former Governorship Candidate Over ₦‎607m Patricia Cyber Attack by UnimkeAk(m): 8:18am On Nov 26, 2023
JASONjnr:
Assuming he was favoured by the people to lead them, this is how he'd stolen their future away and render the state useless.


Cross River state produces useless governors. After Donald Duke, the rest of them are useless.

The last one, Ben Ayade was as incompetent as Yahaya Bello.

Liyel imoke was cross river state best governor

Grass root felt governance
Politics / Re: Lasepa Shuts Mosque, Company & Hotels In Oshodi/Isolo Area. by UnimkeAk(m): 6:45am On Nov 22, 2023
FuckingMachine:
I know those buildings.
They belong to one of MC Oluomo's strong rivals.
Shut the Bleep up ..
Travel / Re: Edwin Ijeoma Who Renounced Nigerian Citizenship, Expelled From South Africa by UnimkeAk(m): 6:44am On Nov 20, 2023
thesicilian:
First you list your wife as your sister.
Then you get married to a foreigner, get citizenship and divorce just a few years after.
Then you bring back your Nigerian wife (whom you previously listed as your sister!) to the same country, while allowing her to attach her original marriage certificate.


How can a professor of Economics be thinking like an uneducated bricklayer?


Him fit done warn him wife, but you know as women dey behave na, she no gree hear

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Health / Re: I Am 22 And I Don't Have Beard. What Could Be The Problem? by UnimkeAk(m): 7:43pm On Nov 18, 2023
Testiebobo:
I feel discouraged to look at myself in the mirror, anytime i noticed that i dont have a single hair under my chin. Even someone that is sixteen years old is already having one. I dont feel ok. What could be the deficiency problem?

File Photo
Get minoxidle
Crime / Re: Toluige Olokoobi Commits Suicide: Police Detain Husband by UnimkeAk(m): 11:58am On Nov 10, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Exactly my take. The man needs serious inerrogations. What will make a woman living with you commit suicide and you never suspected or noticed any strange moves and reported or taken action before it got to that stage.

When you're living with a man that doesn't care it can always result to this because a man that cares about your wellbeing will notice when you're down and try to talk you out of whatever it is that is bothering you. He'll offer to help and take you for therapy to get the needed medical attention but it seems there's no such relationship or bond between them and they are just living like flat mates. Smh..
So much for the so called marriage relationship.

Whether you're married or not just hold onto God cos only him can take care of you regardless, both in your prime and old age.
Marriage doesn't guarantee fulfilment. Only in God you can be fulfilled.

Maybe she is being blackmailed ?

Dem dey announce suicide?

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Politics / Re: FG Asks Universities, Others To Remit 40% Revenue by UnimkeAk(m): 11:30am On Nov 07, 2023
Blaze14k:
E don red how will universities improve there institutions when the federal government is taking there share, state will equally take theres. Like am confused can someone explain how the rascality will work to improve our institution
what interventions have universities carried out with all the funds so far...

it is still the FG doing all the work
Family / Re: I Had Put An End To My Marriage by UnimkeAk(m): 1:14pm On Nov 05, 2023
Handsomejok:
I had done everything for the marriage to work but all my effort were in vain because my wife refused to amend which she had made it clear to me that after our first separation she did came back to me because she had nowhere to stay with the children and I keep having reccuring dreams of her wanting me dead since she is not ready to work on the marriage and I had decided to put an end to the marriage for the sake of our children I will not send her packing neither will I take custody of the children I will let her and the children to stay in the rented house and I will move out of the house and I will be sending upkeep money 15k every month I hope I had made a good decision for my own sanity ?

15 k is too small sir
Politics / Re: Is It Time To Dump All The Dollars In Domicilliary Accounts ? by UnimkeAk(m): 3:12pm On Nov 03, 2023
StreetFight:


Keep shut lazy youth. Have you held a single one dollar before?
i fit cry, una get bad mouth oo
Career / Re: How Do You Handle Price Discrepancies Professionally by UnimkeAk(m): 3:04pm On Nov 03, 2023
BucketMan:
Price discrepancies in my profession as a lawyer has made it less noble. Hence the reason why they call us charge and bail. Legal agreements and contracts that should cost a client millions of naira is reduced to a paltry 20-50k because if you don't do it there are a thousand other lawyers that are ready to do the same job for even 5k.
I PITY YOUR CLIENTS

see your understanding of the post

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Career / Re: I Finished My Salary Before 24hrs (picture) by UnimkeAk(m): 1:52pm On Nov 03, 2023
yaseer111:
you're right sir, and one must come to work everyday or deduction of 500 per day miss
Na you go come dey owe them sef grin

resign abeg

abi u get side pickings for dia
Music/Radio / Re: Legal Action Will Be Initiated Against K-solo -Naira Marley's Media Team by UnimkeAk(m): 8:47pm On Oct 28, 2023
Oromoni619:
This bully and smell mouth still has god's to talk

If not for 9ja, you for dey prison by now

Well what do I know,

Today na market for b#t ,bro bet wisely


If you don't know how to punt, contact me with little reg ,let mk money
Mumu, what proof do you have
Politics / Re: Release Kanu, Start Process Of Restructuring - Southern, Middle Belt Leaders by UnimkeAk(m): 4:49pm On Oct 27, 2023
chiagozien:
Referendum first



We should first decide if to continue being Nigerians then other things follows.






God bless Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.



Will it make frontpage?


Make I wait for 8 hours before I talk.

Modified

Ok it did after two hours plus,but fake news of miscreants celebrating tinubu with "Obi is a boy" polos made it to front pages yesterday within 5 minutes.

Anyway yoruba Muslims mods seems to be improving, unlike before they would have deleted it.

Referendum in the south east...

Leave other zones alone
Crime / Re: I Don't Pity Justina The Uniport Student Killed By Her Boyfriend- Verydarkman by UnimkeAk(m): 4:45pm On Oct 27, 2023
Zionmdde:

Watch that released video and tell me that the guy looks like he is balling. Moreover do you know if the guy had presented himself to the girl as a hardworking guy

We are always quick to generalize

A girl found dismembered in your house and you still expect him to look like a baller in that situation, u go lean in two minutes...

Hard working doing what?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Troops Raid Home Of Saleh al-Aruri, Hamas Leader, Detain Family Members by UnimkeAk(m): 7:04am On Oct 23, 2023
OyeofIkoTuN:
He should be killed.

Period...We spit on terrorist ..igboland stands with Israel...Gbam

Wetin be UGM again?
Celebrities / Re: I May Move Back In With Will – Jada Smith Expresses Concern For Aging Actor by UnimkeAk(m): 11:22am On Oct 16, 2023
turmacs:
Israel is a terrorist state and Homosexual country.. I wonder how they became God's chosen people. The God i know of clearly stated in the Bible that Homosexuality is a sin.
Should we go to palestine to fight Israel , or we the govt of nairaland should place sanctions on Israel..

Are you not sick in the head ranting about Israel on this thread..

You need therapy..
Politics / Re: Don’t Check Your Husband’s Phones – Kwankwaso Advises Women At Kano Mass Wedding by UnimkeAk(m): 8:39am On Oct 15, 2023
FunnyDude:
Mass Wedding in 2023?

Wasting State resources Whereby Other Nations Are Going Advanced In Technology, Sciences, etc ?

The Question Is, How Will The Future Be For The Unborn Generation, Since Our leaders Are Still Joking Till Now. SMH

Nigeria Is A Third World Country For A Reason.
Did they tell you that the was a mass reception
Crime / Re: Suspected Herdsmen Hijack Benue Links Bus, Kill Passenger by UnimkeAk(m): 7:14am On Oct 14, 2023
Ozommadu:
Tinubu and shettima


The worst calamity to ever befall this country...tueh
I feel say na buhari before
Politics / Re: Atiku Returns To Nigeria Ahead Of International Press Conference Over CSU Saga by UnimkeAk(m): 2:22pm On Oct 05, 2023
StOla:
Atiku is surrounded by badluck.

The Igbo politician that he picked up from Anambra who only saw himself as a local Igbo champion who vowed that he could not be seen campaigning in Kano or Katsina, was the one who took away Atiku's Southern votes and made Atiku lose to Tinubu.

The evidence he wanted to get from CSU to aid his appeal at the Supreme Court, despite that such evidence is even untenable at this stage of the case, is the same evidence that will make the Judges quickly dismiss the appeal as a useless exercise.

Atiku now knows that the best he will ever become is the Vice President that Obasanjo gifted him and soon regretted when he realised he was a thief and a Cameroonian.

I hope say u dey govt. Because I no understand all this ranting
Health / Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by UnimkeAk(m): 4:03pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

Ure lactose intolerant
Politics / Re: Officers Only Extort Young Nigerians With Ingenuine Means Of Income – Police by UnimkeAk(m): 6:49am On Sep 14, 2023
EmirofAfonjaz:
Can you just Imagine the Thinking or thought process of people that are in positions of authority?

This is the name of the IDIOT "Olumuyiwa Adejobi". That should tell you alot about , how they think.

very Foolish set of people...spits cool

Yes oo the all the killings by sars and extortion only happens in the SW, the police in the SE are so professional... Unam ikot
Food / Re: Check Out This Mosquito Meat Made From 500,000 Mosquitoes (pics/video) by UnimkeAk(m): 3:34pm On Sep 07, 2023
Revenge eating , I wish it was even alive
Politics / Re: Abia State Governor, Otti Sacks All Civil Servants Employed From December 2022 by UnimkeAk(m): 8:03am On Sep 02, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Probably 7000 ghost workers. don't trust any PDP government

Nigeria is beyond party lines : PDP/APC /LP are all the same people..

Even if we are to go by party: your very own minister of finance Wale Edun has said that the last time the economy was stable was 10 years ago , PDP was in power and don't mention security because insurgency was high at the time.

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