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Politics / Re: Faces Of Keepers Of The Secret Of Buhari's Death ~ Nnamdi Kanu(ipob) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 5:38pm On Apr 20, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: hehe you guys are seriously confused. So who was the mole that gave your lord kanu the information.


Cause the last i checked it's the northerners that's incharge in ruling ..

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Phones / Re: How To See Whatsapp Deleted Messages by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:37pm On Apr 20, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: What has been seen can not be unseen. So why should i stress my self in seeing what you don't want me to see.

Nah not worth it..
Crime / Re: Multiple People Dead In Canada Shooting Rampage (Photos) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:22am On Apr 20, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: "The blacker the shooter the sweeter the news, if his white his ill and confused but if his black his probably armed you see him you shoot"

~dave-black~
Health / Re: U.S. Nurse Reveals Last Words Of COVID-19 Patient, 'who's Going To Pay For It' by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:50pm On Apr 19, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Kwekeni o!! The guy just called U.S a "FAILED STATE". That means we living in nigeria are living in a ___________?



Na wa o
Celebrities / Re: "Corona Virus Will Recede Next Month, Start Clearing Your Gutters" - EA Adeboye by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:36pm On Apr 19, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: You think i have problem with the pastors, Nah.

Na the members naim dey ves me o. How them no go see this kain big problem at the begining of the year, yet them talk watyn go happen all in the name of prophecy. None of the members even bother to ask question say "daddy G.O why you no see this one na"
Politics / Re: European Police Feeds Street Cats As No Food For Them Due To Lockdown (photos) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:10pm On Apr 19, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Even with the arabic inscription boldly written on the van, op still had to put "european"....


Did not even bother to do a little reaserch, just want to post. Some people have even started shouting "god bless the white"
Food / Re: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:47pm On Apr 14, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Snail. If you reach me side "ebendo" you go see matured snail. But no ever try touch am not to talk of chop...
Crime / Re: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:12am On Apr 11, 2020
A nigga once said: Should i blame them "i don't think so".

What they are doing is it right or wrong "Absolutely Wrong"..


Should they be caught "You guessed right".


But can i blame them "No"

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Politics / Re: Buhari Names Godknows Igali As APC Senatorial Aspirant, Bayelsa by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:00am On Apr 08, 2020
JAMO84:
Jonathan is already an APC member, it's just a matter of time before the PDP Robots would realize that fact.

Dr Clueless is in love with Buhari for not unleashing Magu on him after he squandered the highest revenue Nigeria ever generated since 1914


I AM DONE TALKING



A Nigga Once Said: Hmm, so you trying to say the fight against corruption by buhari is just for talks.. Hmm, it's really hard defending buhari, it's is really hard (slowly shaking my head)..
Politics / Re: Is Buhari Aiding Bokoharam? (pics) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:05am On Apr 08, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: don't know why you guys are still asking the obvious truth. A government that came out openly to declare amnesty and western education for a terrorist organisation, claiming that they are "REPENTED". Like what the fvck!!.


And the most funniest thing is that it's coming from a retired "GENERAL!!" (BUHARI). So am surprise that you guys are still asking the obvious..

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Education / Re: Stop calling It "Snake Servant "See The Real English Name by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:15am On Apr 06, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Funny. But i knew the real name while watching lion guard with my little niece and nephew.


But op some word pronounciation, it's because of accent..
Health / Re: Stubborn Rashes On The Head: How Can I Treat This? (Disturbing Photo) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 5:26pm On Apr 05, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: That stuff usually comes out after a shave.

Used So-fine haircream on mine and it cleared. Don't know if it will also work for you, but you can try it though..

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 6 Persons Who Tested Positive In Osun Escape From Isolation Centre by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 12:29pm On Apr 04, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Man hunt and their's no picture of the people, so that the public can also help...


Hehe. Na only laugh i laugh
Phones / Re: Tecno Finaly Lunched Camon 15 Price N95,000 and N62500 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:40am On Apr 03, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Watyn dey work this tecno people sef. Mtwee
Phones / Re: See The Number That Just Flashed Me A While Ago by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:04am On Apr 03, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Do not pick or call back..


Was a victim, picked and and just said hello no voice from the other end, immediatly ended the call. 300 card ran down to 200. Gat me wondering, for just hello when i talk.

Saw the missed call again. Did not even bother.
Romance / Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:42am On Apr 01, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Blood!! Guy you go like talk o.. See long message untop april fo0l....



For the record. Babe go just scroll go down to see the end of the epistle. So jokes on you big brah!! Hehe *ooin you are doing well*

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus Will End In April, 2020. by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:25pm On Mar 31, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: They can see it going, but can never see it coming.
Hmm you guys must be short sighted.
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Akingbade: How I Survived Coronavirus by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:25pm On Mar 30, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: And she ended up saying nothing. No test was carried out but you concluded it covid-19 because you had the symptoms of covid-19...

Did not take her serious again after she said she'll be opening another thread. All i see here is just a clout chaser.

But don't worry sis they are so many people who will give it to you, because they just want to see light at the end of the tunnel. Not minding if it's a sign of hope or more disaster..
Politics / Re: Afenifere: Printing More Naira Notes To Fight Coronavirus Is Irresponsible by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:53pm On Mar 29, 2020
originalomobaba:
No matter how wrong it looks like, the unusual needs to be done to safe the economy and MSME.


A Nigga Once Said: And after the unusual have been done to save the economy, what happens next?

I guess the economy will then die an unusual death.
Health / Re: USA Approves 5-Minute Test For Coronavirus by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:46pm On Mar 29, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Nice one. While other country are busy looking for solution to Covid-19 my own country is busy digging out prophetic sayings to prove it's end time...


To the extend that the otobolised man is saying worst will happen in 2022, yet never saw the one that will happen in 2020...
TV/Movies / Re: NBC Directs Gotv, DSTV, Others To Allow Local Stations Run Without Subscription by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:27pm On Mar 27, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Nonsense, giant of africa indeed..


Depend on other country for everything. If you guys had set everything in place for your citizen will you be begging..
Politics / Re: COVID-19: The Presidency's Photo Of Buhari In His Office Is an Old Picture by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:41am On Mar 27, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: I guess they should sack that BBGRILLS girl and employ the op. He'll deffinitely do a nice damage control..

Instead of allowing thet girl to come and be shouting 'OUR DARLLING DADDY' all the time...

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Education / Re: CLOSED by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:30am On Mar 27, 2020
A nigga once said: Na wa o. Common straight win T B joshua no fit give him followers.

See the way them wan use V.A.R take do by force winning..

Abeg make una pack well. Una ticket don cut already, wait for next match. Maybe the next prediction go enter...

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Politics / Re: COVID19: Atiku's N50M Donation Is Unacceptable by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:45pm On Mar 26, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Hehe You expet him to donate one billion when 2023 is around the corner. Dude is even trying to recover from the last failure when e be say every body use fok and knife cut cut their share from am go chop 1st...
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:06pm On Mar 26, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: I don't even know why this should even be a topic. A man that never saw his building collapsing and killing some of his members. Or are we still in the old were blood sacrifice is been made...

Look at them over their looking for excuse for the man of god. He said "on the 27 it will be over, or did he say it will be over spiritually on the 27". But some have started shouting, it might be won spiritually blah blah and more blahing like a goat... You guys just want to believe in something even if it's right or wrong that why it very easy to deceive you people..

Atleast in the bible God told the people of isreal to rub blood on their door else will also kill there first child, Same applied to Noah... So if it's a punishment virus for the "SINNERS", why did the self acclaimed men of god not give instrution to the self acclaimed believers...

Different year, different prophesy come out from different "Men of god" but they all serving one god..

I could still remember that it's the same good advice and caution that my father gave to the first child is the same advice he also gave to the last..

Thank goodness i realised on time and stopped taking all these business men serious..

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Romance / Re: Saw This Beautiful Damsel And I Thought You Might Just Want To Gaze Into Her by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:10pm On Mar 22, 2020
A nigga once said: Hehe, why the deceit..


For your mind now if them say Christians come out. You sef go jumb out. You guys are funny though..


Well congratulations my dear. In the process of trying to convince the atheist, you ended up giving more reason to insult you guys..
Politics / Re: "Does Buhari Have A Covenant With Death?" - Femi Fani-Kayode Asks by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:01am On Mar 21, 2020
A nigga once said: The question should be. "Does Buhari Know What Is Going On In The World"..

Cause the once when they happen for country sef baba no dey ever dey aware.....

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Phones / Re: Why Infinix S5 Pro Is Trash by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:53pm On Mar 19, 2020
DarkJeddi:
Information is power and it is the duty of those in the know to enlightened the ignorant..

Nothing that was written there is subjective,they are all facts..

If you want to buy rubbish,at least you deserve the right to know what you are paying money for..

k

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Autos / Re: Superclean chevrolet pickup 2009 In Perfect At A Give Away 950k by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:42am On Mar 16, 2020
A nigga once said: Na wa o. You selling a car, but do'nt know the car you selling.. It plainly written at the back of the car "CHEVROLET"


hmmm. Hope it's not what am thinking sha
Celebrities / Re: More Revelations as Banky W Cheats On Adesua Etomi With Gabriel Afolayan's Wife by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:04am On Mar 16, 2020
A nigga once said: Some people are funny though.. News of banky cheating came out. And they've started shouting "is a lie, my banky and adesua will remain forever IN JESUS NAME AMEN".

Ya'll need to understand that reality is not DISNEY production. That believes everything should end with "HAPPILY EVER AFTER". And also stop expecting much from humans, cause that the only thing that brings dissapointment..


To the topic. If the news is false I DON'T CARE. IF IT'S true I DON't CARE ALSO....

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Health / Re: Nigerian Tests Negative For Coronavirus After First Testing Positive by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:11pm On Mar 13, 2020
zakir007:

After recovery, before discharge the patient has to be tested to confirm that it's negative. Some of you are just ignorant



k
Health / Re: Nigerian Tests Negative For Coronavirus After First Testing Positive by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 3:13pm On Mar 13, 2020
A nigga once said: Hehe Nigeria my Nigeria. Na only laugh i fit laugh.. Tested positive then later negative, hehe abeg make una free me..

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