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Business / Re: Mohammed Nami: Tax Administrators Should Tax Traders, Artisans, Others by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:16pm On Feb 07, 2020
A nigga once said: When you borrow and did not use the money for investment, this is what you get...


Ever since i heard buhari borrowing, yet no infracstructure to show forth. I knew this was going to be the end game....


Now their's increament in tax, not cause they want to use it for development. But they are just looking for a way to pay back the debt...

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Celebrities / Re: See The New Jersey Designed By Nike For Nigeria, People Are Loving It by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:31pm On Feb 06, 2020
A nigga once said: See the way that babe gallant..the jersey come sharp for her body...
Politics / Re: Police Kill 250 Terrorists In Kaduna by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:06am On Feb 06, 2020
A nigga once said: What up with this silly propaganda.. Well if you ask me, nah it not worth it. The gov't is just making a fool of itself.

Well am happy though. Reading the comment here it shows Nigerians are now wise.


And to the ones' that still believe these lies, relax sense will soon fall on you. Maybe in a hard way, but sense must fall on you......

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Winners Chapel 'Bomb' On Alibaba.com: Found With Nathaniel Samuel by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:17pm On Feb 05, 2020
A nigga once said: Wait o, na fire works when dem dey usually use for walk way during marriage naim people tag as bomb.....



Mehn i shame for all the first responder, but i shame for police pass when no fit do proper investigation...


Hmmm howfa mumuric & C.A.N of worms, when dey shout since....

Mtweee bunch of lieing fools disguising under religion.TUEH!!!

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Romance / Re: She Called It Quit After Reading My Post by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:18am On Feb 05, 2020
xendra:
mtcheww wetin una know

Gaggi so if the reverse was the case and a wealthy woman asked for your number wouldn't you atleast want her to have it if anything good might come out of it? even if you are not into sugar-mummy



A nigga once said:You are right on this.. Nobody knows' where the connection might come from. Even if you are not into such, just try. If it turns out the other way, and you are not interested just walk out...

I pray not to meet over religious peeps who will not want to give out my contact, cause of lame excuses.. "AMEN"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 2nd February 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:31pm On Feb 02, 2020
A nigga once said:Arsenal better be greedy in this match. Their's nothing like sharing..
Health / Re: Police Arrest Five Over Coronavirus Hoax In Abuja by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:48am On Feb 02, 2020
A nigga once said:What the fvck is wrong with some people!!. Is it everything you joke with.

No wonder the country is not moving,


I believe these are the leaders of tommorow,



of everything you wan joke with na coronavirus for inside hospital. Abeg they should not waste their time in court, just bundle them to wuhan..

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Travel / Re: How The Travel Ban Will Affect Nigerians by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:33am On Feb 02, 2020
A nigga once said:U.S.A today, what country will it be tommorow.


Now S.A will come and start jutifying their actions towards Nigerians cause of this ban.....

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Politics / Re: Why APC And PDP Must Be Deregistered by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:23am On Feb 02, 2020
A nigga once said:The last i checked some pdp lawmakers &past governor are now members of apc..

So what gives you the feeling that when you create another political party it wont be "old wine in a new bottle"

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Crime / Re: Corper Augustine Ohimai: Prostitute Dies During Sex With NYSC Member In Nasarawa by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:19am On Feb 01, 2020
A nigga once said:hehe"pant and bra missing"..these guys are really funny.

Ashawo dey wear pant and bra go work!!!...

They better conduct an autopsy on the girls' body to know the cause of death, which i know will definitely be drug. And let the guy go....
Romance / Re: Sex With A Smaller Virgin Girl And Now This Is Happening (Picture) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:30pm On Jan 30, 2020
A nigga once said:Virginity is just lack of opportunity.. She said to me I'll keep my virginity for my husband until the opportunity came. She no know how e happen but e happen....

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Romance / Re: Wife Material Vs After Wedding: Is This True? (photos) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:21pm On Jan 30, 2020
A nigga once said:This life na politics, when you need something from parent,brother,uncle or even aunty you go loyal. But once you get am all man face him front. I believe say na so e be for marriage, both the man and woman..



After all them no dey campaign after election..

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Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Banishes 'Spirit Of Marlian' From Congregations' Children by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:54pm On Jan 30, 2020
A nigga once said:Are you fvcking kidding me.. What spirit of marlian?



So na today okpo start to dey street abi na today boys dey breez for uncompleted building or even for open sef..


Mtweee we no know watyn dey really work us for this country..
"no be only spirit of marlian na spirit of amala"


saw someone comment saying if naira was in the state they would have set him up and arrested him...I wonder y dem nava pick lil wayne..

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Sports / Re: China's Super League Season Postponed Because Of Coronavirus by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:35pm On Jan 30, 2020
A nigga once said:all these experiment gone wrong virus that keep coming up....
God help us as we try to help ourself..
Travel / Re: NPA Begins Moving Commercial Vessels Out Of Lagos by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:42am On Jan 30, 2020
A nigga once said:if this is true, i say nice one from buhari. I pray say make him bring more better policy when go also help the citizens and not only themselfs.....

Obasanjo come and see something o. Mr letter writter..lol
Romance / Re: Lady Request This From A Guy Before She Goes On A Date With Him by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:48am On Jan 29, 2020
A nigga once said:see them for tweeter, fooling them selfes for untop date when e be say na u go still pay put..

When they login in nairaland now, the faceless forum, they'll start claiming alpha male up and down. And start shouting Red pill!! Red pill!!

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Politics / Re: N5.9b Water Project Rots In Otuoke, Ogbia - Bayelsa - Jonathan’s Town by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:35am On Jan 29, 2020
A nigga once said:i was reading it peacefully but kept seeing 5.9billion so i decided to stop, scrolled down to see the 5.9billion project in picture.Are you fvcking kidding me is that the project that gullped 5.9billion.Tanks,mikano gen & pumpimg machine..

I fear who no fear the leaders of this country...

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Education / Re: Can A Person Lose His Sanity Due To Excess Reading? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:07am On Jan 29, 2020
A nigga once said:i don't think reading can actually make someone go mad..But getting tired while reading and not understanding what you're reding, yet you keep forcing yourself to continue is where the problem lies..

So many a times when i read and get tired it seems i no longer understand what am reading that is when i end up been frustrated and start acting insane..It's my elder bro that'll tell me "if u no dey understand watyn u dey read again u no go drop am go sleep" i"ll just look at him like a mad man fling the book and lie down to sleep..when i wake up i tend to feel allright...

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Hits Ivory Coast As One Tests Positive by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:40pm On Jan 27, 2020
A nigga once said:please what are the mod doing cause i don't underdstand..the wright up says it not confirmed that it's might be a case of pneumonia, but the headline says otherwise yet it was pushed to the front page without correction...
Romance / Re: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 12:24pm On Jan 27, 2020
A nigga once said:self servicing saving humans since 1400.even some that don't self service still look for herbal mixture that'll give them strong errection or make them last longer..

The only thing i know is that "too much of something is bad"

just saw the president of vascline crew..nigga does it five times a day.hmm baba calm down o, before you go pour blood one day.....
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Billie Eilish Carrying Her 5 Grammy Awards by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 12:00pm On Jan 27, 2020
A nigga once said:this girl that love doing weird stuffs in her music videos,acting as if she's possessed..

Well i like some of her songs and a very big congrats to her...
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts New Ride, Trolls Friends Abusing Him For Doing Skit With Shaggi by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:44am On Jan 27, 2020
A nigga once said:AUDI NA CAR ABEG!!!
Back to the topic.



















































































i say audi na car....

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Politics / Re: Idris Wada, Serving Governor, 7 Others In Trouble Over ₦6.5 Billion Fraud by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:45am On Jan 26, 2020
A nigga once said:had to stop reading half way cause the million million was just too much.

The most annoying part is that.it's just for their selfish self, not that it's used to develope the country..

Abeg Nigeria matter don tire me o...
Education / Re: Mass Failure Rocks OAU Faculty Of Pharmacy by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:51am On Jan 25, 2020
A nigga once said:well am not surprised, cause in a situation where by lectureas will tell you..

(A) is for god

(B) is for me

(C) is for the serious once.

The rest can share the remaining one

what then do you expect...
Romance / Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 5:31pm On Jan 24, 2020
A nigga once said:mr man after ejaculating, do you still turn your girlfriend 360 or you shov her one side and think about life for some minute befor rebooting, then go for second round....

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Health / Re: Yinka Matthews Birthday: Gas Explosion & My Amazing Transformation by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:11pm On Jan 23, 2020
A nigga once said:na wa o.someone posted a picture of how she survived a gas explosion and how her skin is now looking okay, and all some people could think of was if her breast is no longer firm or if she's just a mare sex object cause of her dress..

I fear who no fear una

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Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Attacked By Owl In RCCG Church After Supreme Court Judgement by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:50am On Jan 23, 2020
A nigga once said:this one i dey find money with touch and candle so, you sure say church no go sure for me...


WARNING!!

"deep thinking going on"
Celebrities / Re: Hustle O! See Rare Throwback Photo Of Anthony Joshua by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:51pm On Jan 22, 2020
A nigga once said:nothing like hussle abeg..all i see here is maturity.

Me nava dey chop better doh but if i see some of my old pic better laugh dey hold me..

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Religion / Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:19pm On Jan 21, 2020
A nigga once said:was it not this same guy that posted about his friend dad been a ghost.which later turned out that the said man is a poltician in sieria lone...

Hear he is again chunning out another imaginary story,and people have started believing him..

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Politics / Re: Where’s President Buhari? Pictures To Verify My Claim!! by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 11:10am On Jan 21, 2020
A nigga once said:this bbq guy,i know that you are paid to support buhari.But please try and be reasonable.

Someone made a post questioning the where about of the president and even posted picture supporting his claim..I expected you as a paid person to do a proper investigation countering the post with your own evidence not just coming to wright that annoying"OUR DARLING PRESIDENT" common now..

To whom brain is giving sense is expected...


Back to the post.Make i just jejely they observe first.and hope say this man nava play penalty to throwing again

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Romance / Re: I Should Have Believed In His Future: Lady Regrets by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:24am On Jan 20, 2020
A nigga once said:nice story..

But this nobody knows tommorow is kinda trash to me..

One can be poor today and still be poor tommorow or rich today and rich tommorow,vice versa after all nobody knows tommorow..

My own is that if you dont like something you move on.nobody should come and hold you with "NOBODY KNOWS TOMMOROW"..if tommorow,things get better for you,good for you.after all we all moving into the "TOMMOROW" togeter so my plan also should be that,that tommorow should also be good to me..
Except you don't know what you wan't....

Someone said "my next move go shock you" and another replied "so i go sidan look while you dey do the next move when go shock me abi.Baba abeg go husse ur hussle make u stop to disturb"...


So op abeg go hussle ur hussle make you stop to dey yarn plenty plenty..
Romance / Re: The Dirty Secrets About Every Runs Girl by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:59pm On Jan 18, 2020
A nigga once said:op i understand watyn you dey try yarn..but hope you know that they are some that acctually train themselfs in the university from hoeing around..

Have heard of a girl that trained herself and 2 siblings in warri.last last she later got married to one of the men she sleeps with.though as a second wife.

The simple truth bsay in all your doings use wisdom cause i still know some when hoe to their death...

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