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This Is Hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_451nFdzjDE
Don't be scared it's just another of AY's Skit, AY and Seyi Law killed it. lalasticlala

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/comedian-ay-caught-fighting-in-a-mechani.xhtml

wow! See me see travel

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President Buhari will leave for London on Tuesday May 10th too participate in the international Anti-Corruption Summit which will be held in the British capital on Thursday, May 12 According to a statement by presidential media aide, Femi Adesina, President Buhari will play a prominent part in the summit which will be hosted by Prime Minister David Cameron of Great Britain with many other Heads of State and Government in attendance.
President Buhari will, ahead of the summit’s opening, deliver a keynote address titled: “Why We Must Tackle Corruption Together” at a pre-summit conference of development partners, the Commonwealth Enterprise and Investment Council, Transparency International and other civil society groups on Wednesday, May 11, 2016.
The statement adds that Buhari is one of the world leaders scheduled to speak at the opening session of the Anti-Corruption Summit with others, including Prime Minister Cameron and the President of the World Bank, Dr. Jim Yong Kim.
Thereafter, President Buhari will join other participating heads of State and Government at special plenary sessions on Exposing Corruption, Tackling Corruption and Driving out Corruption. In his address to the summit and interactions with other participating leaders, President Buhari will urge the international community to move faster on the dismantling of safe havens for the proceeds of corruption and the return of stolen funds and assets to their countries of origin. He will also reaffirm his administration’s unwavering commitment to the fight against corruption and the Federal Government’s readiness to partner with international agencies and other countries to identify, apprehend and punish corrupt public officials.
lalasticlala mynd44

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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/05/07/buhari-leaves-for-london-on-tuesday-may-10th/

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wow! baba nla

Just yesterday, we reported that our very own Wizkid , landed the 11th spot on the world global itunes/Spotify list, a feat which is truly deserving.
Today, Wizkid , has again garnered additional glory by landing on the 3rd spot on the world top artiste list, coming behind Drake , who topped the list and Rihanna , at the second position.
Wizzy’s new feat places atop the likes of International singers, Justin Bieber , Sia and even Kanye West who came in respectively at numbers 5,6 and 13.
Recently being recognized for his work on Drake’s new album ‘Views’, this young talented man has proved beyond doubt that he is indeed babanla.
Congrats Wizkid!
cc: lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/wizkid-tops-justin-bieber-kanye-west-to-be-3rd-on-spotifys-world-artistes-list/

nice photos though

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Wife of the President, Mrs Aisha Buhari flagged off the Future Assured Initiative, Free Health Screening for Women, at Loyola College, Ibadan, Oyo State on April 28. More photos after cut. https://timenaija.com/i/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/6-58.png
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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/04/30/more-photos-zahra-buhari-remi-tinubu-alafin-of-oyo-at-the-flag-off-of-mrs-aisha-buharis-free-health-screening-in-oyo-state/

nice one from dammy krane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNsLfMYNXOA

Dammy Krane isn’t relenting at all this year as he serve’s us with the Video to his fresh joint tilted ‘SOLO’ featuring YBNL Boss Olamide. This is a follow up of his recently released single ‘Favour Of God’ which enjoyed maximum airplay around media platforms all across Africa and beyond. Solo is a Yoruba word for gossip and it features YBNL label boss himself Olamide. The song sees both act display strong lyrical content as they vibe to the Young John produced beat. lalasticlala

their threat worked

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Olisa Metuh has finally been released from Kuje Prison after meeting his bail condition. He was let go about 30 minutes ago. He’s pictured above with PDP New Media director Deji Adeyanju after his release.

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Source: http://naija.ga/i/2016/01/28/breaking-news-olisa-metuh-has-been-released/

lalasticlala ishilove - my true experience please

lalasticlala

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So, I was sent on an errand by my mother. I boarded a taxi (short distance tho). I saw this aged man who looks....(not that good looking) in the same cab with me.
My earpierce on my ear and my music banging from my iPOD.'

After a short distance, the old maan started discussing with the driver. Since we were only three in the cab (me, the old man and the driver) I removed my earpiece from my ear to join in the discussion which WAS WHAT LED TO THIS MY UGLY EXPERIENCE. Like Tosyne2much will say, my village people were with me that day.
The man started, saying he was on his way to go and bless those that were in the same hospital where his wife was discharged from. That his wife was at the same hospital some weeks ago. That he didn't have any money for the hospital bills. But a miraculous POOL number came to his mind. (Una Sabi Pool Naa, where you bet to win! The Modernised one should be Betnaija/nairabet etc)
So he had only N2,000 left then, he played the 3 sure games and now that he's swimming in money. (For My Mind: THis Man Go Find Us atleast N1,000 make we use chill, but the story was different).

That as we're seeing him now, that he'll not lie to us, that he's like a father to us. He said he was stopping by the hospital to give the sick patients there this weeks 3 sure POOL numbers so that the can play. I wasn't really into sport betting, so I just decided to try (How I wish I never entered that car).
So he called the number for us, I can vividly remember; 2, 12, 22.

Trust me naa, na so I open notepad for my phone, type am and saved it.
We thanked the man. Immediately we reached the hospital gate along the road, he dropped and I watched from the moving vehicle as he entered the gate.

For my mind: See Genuine man oooooooo.

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FastForward: As I reach my house, I reported my errand message to them.
I went into my room, cut N2,000 from my pocket money, N4,000 from my textbook money.

With speed of light, I rush go pool office and played the numbers with N4,000. From there I rush go nearest Bet9ja Agent and played the remaining N2,000(addicted players will understand)

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Piam, as I reach house, my father demanded N7,000 from the Total N10,000 he gave to me that he'll give me back on Monday as I'll be going back to school (I faint for air).
Na so Devil wan take punish me. Choi!!!! I told told my father cock and bull story. He said since I'm not ready to bring the money, he's not alowing me go back to school. My Felow nairalanders, na the matter we day sooo.
Monday don pass oooo. My Father should take it jeje, no be my fault.

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But wetin pain me pass be say, Number 2, 12, 22 For the POOL number no even smell draw draw.

Nairalanders help. I'm about to become a school drop-out.

ok

The Mavin Records train is moving along and just a day after Tiwa Savage’s video, Reekado Banks, winner of the Headies Next Rated award drops this new song and video, Oluwa Ni.
Pretty dope something… Check on it. Reekado Banks Oluwa Ni . Enjoy.
D*wnload Audio Here | D*wnload Video Here

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Ladies man, Tekno Miles is one of the Nigerian music personalities. Show of his daughter
Tekno Miles who few days back dropped his single “Maria” featuring Selebobo , shared the photo above in which he flaunted his daugher, he captioned the photo:
Only God truly gatch you … #trustme

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Source: Instagram

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http://360jamng.tk/tekno-flaunts-his-daughter-in-new-photo/

Timaya is here with his first single for 2016, this one’s titled ‘I LIKE THE WAY’ and was produced by Jez Blenda. Like the saying Once A Hit Maker, Always A Hit Maker. This is a song you can’t afford to miss on you playlist.

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D*wnload Here

lalasticlala ishilove seun

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This is not fair. I wasted my time in typing this. please

Legendary Nigerian Reggae singer,
Majekodunmi Fasheke, popularly known as Majek Fashek, who recently got out of rehab over his chronic use of drug, yesterday, gave a revelation that Afrobeat legend, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti, did not die of AIDS, but was rather injected to death, by former military
Head of State, Late Gen. Sani Abacha.
General Sani Abacha (20 September 1943 – 8 June 1998). The iconic Reggae singer, appeared as a guest on TVC’s ‘Your View’, where he mentioned that he did not go to rehab, but rather went into seclusion, because he felt people were tapping into his spiritual intellect. He further claimed that he never used drugs, but cocaine and Marijuana. The living legend who was the biggest in the 80’s, after Fela, during the course of his chat, made a bottomless revelation that Fela was injected by the late Abacha and did not die of HIV/AIDS.
Fela Anikulapo-Kuti. The Rainmaker was a surprise performer at the 2015 edition of The Headies, held on January 1, 2016, where he gave an energetic performance of his evergreen classic, “Send Down The Rain”, alongside Timi Dakolo
lalasticlala

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/fela-anikulapo-kuti-did-not-die-of-aids-abacha-injected-him-majek-fashek/

lalasticlala

The schedule for capturing of data of the newly admitted students of the University of Lagos – via UTME or DE has been released. All concerned students are hereby implored to check this schedule and act accordingly.
UNILAG DLI
UNILAG SCHEDULE OF DATA CAPTURE FOR 100 LEVEL & DIRECT ENTRY STUDENTS ONLY (2015/2016 SESSION)
Date: Monday 11th January 2016 – Friday 27th January 2016
Time: 9am – 3pm daily
Venue: CITS Seminar Room
NOTE: Each student to bring along their Admission Letter and Registration form for identification.
TIME SCHEDULE FOR EACH FACULTY
DAYS
DATE
FACULTY
LEVEL
TIME
1.
Monday 11th January 2016
ARTS
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
2.
Tuesday 12th January 2016
ARTS
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
3.
Wednesday 13th January 2016
BUSINESS ADMIN
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
4
Thursday 14th January 2016
BUSINESS ADMIN
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
5
Friday 15th January 2016
EDUCATION
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
6
Monday 18th January 2016
EDUCATION
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
7
Tuesday 19th January 2016
ENGINEERING
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
8
Wednesday 20th January 2016
ENGINEERING
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
9
Thursday 21st January 2016
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
10
Friday 22nd January 2016
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
11
Monday 23rd January 2016
LAW & PHARMACY
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
12
Tuesday 24th January 2016
COLLEGE OF MEDICINE
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
13
Wednesday 25th January 2016
SCIENCE
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
14
Thursday 26th January 2016
SCIENCE
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM
15
Friday 27th January 2016
SOCIAL SCIENCE
100 & D.E.
9:00AM – 3:00PM

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More----> http://examhall.net/home/unilag-data-capture-schedule-for-fresh-students-utme-de-20152016/

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lalasticlala obynoscopy ishilove
Davido is not letting go off his feud with Ovation Magazine publisher Dele Momodu despite calling him out on the remix of Osinachi remix which was released earlier today.
A betting and review website asked who the winner of the drama is between Davido and the former presidential aspirant.
Davido boldly said he is the winner. See his tweet below...

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/davido-predicts-he-is-the-winner-of-his-drama-with-dele-momodu/

Look, having loud sex is grand, and it’s wonderful to feel so relaxed, comfortable, and hugely turned on that you’re yelling to the high heavens.
But dear lord, you need to try to be as respectful as possible. Consider how thin your walls are. Maybe question having an enthusiastic sex session when people are trying to sleep. If your moans of lust sound a bit like you’re being murdered, you may want to consider soundproofing.
One woman who clearly does not abide by these rules of neighbour-pleasing sex-having is the neighbour of Stacey Ritzen, a writer and editor for UPROXXX.
While Stacey was in her apartment, she started to hear her neighbour enjoying some sexy times. Which would be fine, except the sexy times were incredibly loud, in the middle of the day, and went on for AGES.
So Stacey live-tweeted the whole thing.

lalasticlala ishilove

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/hilarious-woman-live-tweets-her-neighbours-unsavoury-loud-sex/

We Present To You The Official Remix of the club banging single from HumbleSmith titled Osinachi featuring The HKN Gang Boss, Davido.

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D*wnload-----> http://360jamng.tk/music-humblesmith-ft-davido-osinachi-remix-prod-by-mixta-dimx/

Recently Davido said he was gonna hit the
studio to cook a remix of HumbleSmith’s hit single Osinachi.
Here is the snippet of the soon to be released joint effort. Davido mentions his baby mama.and her uncle Dele Momodu in his verse.
Check it out.



Download Snippet Below:

lalasticlala, ishilove abeg

Source: http://360jamng.tk/music-humblesmith-ft-davido-osinachi-remix-snippet/