Drink loads of water during the day to flush your out your digestive system, Eat foods enriched with garlic, Or try eat 2 flakes of raw garlic, Or chop an onion soak it in a quart of water for up to 12 hrs, then squeeze de juice out and drink over the next couple of days,

D-sense:

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How is 190 cheating, ah ye a sore looser,

And de winners are 190 and mzdarkskin, Guess the rest of ye may give up,

OK, my vote is for 190 and mzdarkskin,

Can anyone please translate the following into bini, or yourba, pls, You are nothing but a waste of space, i ain't interested anymore,

Thanks once again, really appreciate it,

Thanks a million, was just sent that as a text today, as i don't speak the lingo, it was driving me nuts,

I need translation on the following, if anyone can help, ya gualo ovbia leke obveghe, ole ole ole,

You cannot collect for someone else, you have to sign on once a month at the dole office,

Gave one 9ja guy my no, but mind you it was an old number, nearly choked when he stood there an rang the no in front of me, Had to say my battery was dead as he was diverted to voicemail,

Irelander, You cannot have benefits posted to you if you live in the states, Where did you get that info from?

Are you referring to yourself? As your profile says your male and your 25, Don't get why peeps if they are male pretend they are female or vice a versa,

The social is cracking down of benefit cheats, You have to sign on in person, once a month, also they will be introducing social cards with your photo i.d, so you cannot claim to be some-one else, You cannot survive on social welfare, yes the people who cheat the system can survive, as they are couples who live together, but claim they don't, this is a major problem, which needs to be cracked down on,

Lorcan, sounds like a 9ja guy, he is not irish,

Thanks Atreides, Hope to see lots more insults in bini, with english translations for me,

Totally love this thread, though im irish, it's a way for me to learn,

No find them so boring, give me patricia cornwell, john connolly, and michael connolly any day,

Why in Gods name would you want to stay in an abusive relationship? Are you waiting for him to put you 6 foot under, For your sake leave him before he kills you, I just can't make sense of people who stay in abusive relationships,

It's nice to boast now and again, but not shoving in someone's face constantly. As mother's we can't help but be proud of our kids, Though i have seen mother's put pressure on their kids cos such and such a child is doing better than what they are, because of this some kids have taken their lives cos they are afraid they won't live up to their parents expectations,

How many women go without ever having a smear test done? I recently lost a friend to cervical cancer, she fought this for three years, She was 34 when she died, I can't help thinking if only she had a smear test done she would still be here, So to any women out there don't be embarrassed to go to your doctor to have regular smear tests as it may save your life,

Wouldn't bother me in the least, A guy i worked with is gay and is sound, I don't judge him just because he is gay,

Just reading some of the replies, why do you think if your gf or wife goes clubbing they are going to cheat, I have seen some 9ja guys who are married and go clubbing and believe me its not just clubbing they go for, They are out on the pull,

Potato cakes, 175g mashed potatoes, 12g butter, 225g plain flour, 1 beaten egg, 25g grated cheddar cheese optional, 1 teaspoon salt 60 mls of milk, sift the flour with the salt into mixing bowl, rub in the butter until flour and butter are combined, add the mashed potato and milk to form a soft dough, cut out 10 rounds with pastry cutter place on a floured baking tray and cook for 15-20 mins or fry till brown on both sides, If ye wish ye can add crushed garlic, cooked diced bacon, finely grated onion, or mixed herbs to your mixture,

Ru for real, From watching 9ja movies your scared, Just put it out of your mind,

Why did you give your number to a stranger? Seriously do you believe in witchcraft,

Your friend needs to tell her parents, if she is afraid of telling them alone, offer to be there with her when she tells her parents, She won't be able to hide the pregnancy for much longer, She also needs to be seen her doctor,

If you think he is cheating on you now, What makes you think he will stop when he is married? Once a cheat always a cheat, I had the same issue with my ex he cheated begged for me to forgive him which i did like a fool, Only for him to cheat again, So this time i kicked his ass to the kerb, He still wants to come back but hell no, So you need to look deep down and see if you want to live like this for the rest of your life,

Depends on the age of the child, you can buy a mobile which the child can only call certain numbers, and receive calls from certain numbers,

Me too

So you met him the same month you divorced, When did you guys get married

In your first post you said you lived alone for 8 years but you only divorced in 2010, Strange, So you met him on the internet so how soon after your divorce did you get married?

There maybe trouble ahead while there is moonlight and music and love and romance, shine your eyes,