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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Smart Phone Users Who Are Ready To Work Few Hrs Are Needed Urgently by xymmie01: 10:18pm On Jun 23, 2020
Agriculture / Re: How To Start Profitable Snail Farming In Nigeria by xymmie01: 2:15pm On Jun 11, 2020
Pls add 07033938980
Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Musicians In The Diasporas by xymmie01: 7:52pm On Jun 10, 2020
Ogbeni these are artist and not musicians abeg...
Health / Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by xymmie01: 9:12am On Jun 01, 2020
Abeg, make we forget English and grammar, that stuff na spiritual attack. I was always having mine every 2 a.m. I had the mindset that it was sleeping paralysis not until them almost killed me then an old man gave me something very common and insignificant to use and rub my body.so that fateful night d stuff came attacking but when it wanted to lay it's hands on my, a whirlwind from no where blow it and hit it had that it had to scream and my Jehovah witness roomate heard the sound and believed that truly that sleeping paralysis is a spiritual attack.. Ever since then, dey don't attack.......... Hint: if you are still experiencing sleeping paralysis, just sleep naked and ur face facing down, it will hadly attack u, except it manipulates u to roll and face up...
Crime / Re: Girl Arrested For Faking Own Death To Avoid Financial Pressure From Mom (Photo) by xymmie01: 7:32pm On May 24, 2020
Nairaland, abeg try and me up to date, this thing is no more a news, we don see am for TV last week, ....I use to read and follow up all ur news but recently you people are no more up to date with trending topics.. Mod pls make una do una job.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME: This Is The Physics Score Of My Private Physics Student by xymmie01: 9:12pm On Mar 17, 2020
It is unfortunate I did not have any of my private students writing maths in this year's jamb.
But the few that did physics. The result coming is encouraging.

Parents get a private teacher for your child in physics, chemistry, maths. Many Schools can't meet the need of your children in these subjects. The sad news is they will keep giving you false hope.

Even if your child his doing well in those subjects base on his school standard, get an independent private tutor for him.

As for my student whose result I posted we will work harder to do better in his post UTME
my student scored 317 ,physics, 98
Food / Re: Coconut Without Meat: Has Anyone Seen This Type Of Coconut Before? (Photos) by xymmie01: 1:27pm On Mar 13, 2020
In my place, it means that spirit has attacked the tree and definitely all the coconut that will come from that tree that season will be like that

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Education / Re: Lilian Salami: Profile Of The VC Of UNIBEN (Photos) by xymmie01: 3:03pm On Oct 25, 2019
She is a good woman,she really helped me when I came for clearance in uniben..... She is an outstanding scholar, my mentor that year sha

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Star Diamond Organization Is Real?? by xymmie01: 8:45am On Sep 27, 2019
Star diamond is at ojodu Berger. The owner is one of the people that brought GLND to Nigeria..... So I sense GNLD....
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by xymmie01: 1:50pm On Apr 14, 2019
so dose ones dat have rugged goodbye sex with dhier ex and still refuse having sex with their fiancees can still bodly to d pastor that they havent have any sex naucheesy. No be women againcheesy, but why will a pastor be asking a would be marrirf lady if she had had sex? Wats his business in it biko? No be say some of dese pastors even clean demselves oo.
the pastor will not ask about previous relationship, he/she is concerned about the present ,so some girls dey try claim wise


Romance / Re: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by xymmie01: 1:36pm On Apr 14, 2019
I think most of them want to do a white wedding and d criteria for white wedding is " bed undefiled " so that when she goes for counseling with her husband to be she can boldly say they haven't had sex with him,meanwhile she don scatter that place for her previous relationships......fear woman


Career / Re: Lagos Police Officer With A Bottle Of Beer In Public Arrested. Photos by xymmie01: 7:40am On Sep 13, 2018
Na so I shock as I see where them dey sell beer inside Uniben
no be today naaaaa......E don taey
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: He Was Interviewed In The Morning, Company Saw This On His Twitter Page Later by xymmie01: 8:30pm On Aug 05, 2017
Bleep that company.. what is the business of the company with my personal life......left for me,as far as am productive and I produce the desired result,company has no business with my personal life
Religion / Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by xymmie01: 9:21am On Dec 31, 2016
Hmm, na wa ooo, I attempted d quiz twice and chose different answers.........and I still got zero...... D truth is dat both options have biblical verses to back up....so any 1 u choose, d system will tell you dat u are wrong,while in d true sense, both are in the bible

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Crime / Re: Killing Of Southern Kaduna People By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Photos) by xymmie01: 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2016
Bleep all dis gullible christians..........how can u be watching and let your enemies slaughter you Me and a xtian, but , no motherfucka dare try dis shit where am from.........we go kill dem all and settle it in either heaven (which is not sure for anybody) or hell...........even d israelites dat we read about in he bible fought war, even our father of faith (ABRAHAM) also fought.......I don't know if d contemporary xtians do read bible or dey depend on dose hypocrites who are ready to say sweet tins and suck ur pocket
Health / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Beat Cancer Shares Her Before And After Photos by xymmie01: 1:59pm On Nov 08, 2016
RIP fine geh. Chai sad
telewisdom I feel u..........no b say u wish d gurl dead , u just use d opportunity take gain attention and popularity..........!!! See quotes and comments........, I understand ur own angle..........

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Crime / Re: The Most Notorious Criminals In The History Of Nigeria by xymmie01: 1:10pm On Sep 24, 2016
3. Shina Rambo

Shina Rambo is one name that has refused to go away especially from the brains of those who witnessed the nightmare of this criminal.
With a name that reminds one of the movie “First Blood” starring Sylvester Stalone as John Rambo, Shina Rambo made a dreaded name for himself, launching attacks that made even the police force fear to battle him.
It is fabled that Shina Rambo will rob a full highway with his gang, shooting sporadically like a soldier at war. There are stories that say he was killed in operation, however, some other accounts say he died like an ordinary man.
. Shina rambo isn't dead, he is a pastor now

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tanzania AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 (Full Time) by xymmie01: 8:11pm On Sep 01, 2016
The game na under 1.5 goal n bt meanwhile Join the bbm channel and enjoy free match prediction ..C00264E72
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by xymmie01: 12:31am On Aug 30, 2016
Soccer / England / Conference
1. 29.08.16 15:00 . Bromley -
Eastleigh FC. Correct score = 0-2,
Odds = 10.75
Soccer / Italy / Lega Pro, Girone C

2. 29.08.16 19:30. US Foggia -
Fidelis Andria. Correct score = 2-1,
Odds = 7.25
Stake what u cant lose.
bro dis matches were fixed matches bt sometin went wrong with d English game .......abeg bro mail me thru...xymmie01@gmail.com, make we talk better bro....tanx
Crime / Re: How I Was Robbed This Morning By A "One Chance" Syndicate by xymmie01: 8:49pm On Aug 29, 2016
Abeg dis story self, I no belif am......altho 1 chance is real, bt dis account is a fabricated 1, read btw the line pals............Y u block ur sim Y u go block ur ATM wen dem don share d money finish....., Y u no tell police, Y bank no advice u on wat to do especially dis 1 dat POS is involved, Y u no complete d plate-number of d moto so dat commuters will b watchful and b on a look-out........I might sound wield and different......

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Majek Fashek Looking Fresh by xymmie01: 9:23am On Aug 08, 2016
Person wey I dey see everyday..........d guy don old jor.........
Education / Re: 60 Acronyms You Might Not Know Their Meaning !!! by xymmie01: 11:53am On Jul 30, 2016
32.) EDGE​ - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution. What about 3G??
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Biblical Hero Or Heroine? by xymmie01: 12:37pm On Jul 24, 2016
Mine is king NEBUCHADNEZZAR...........the crazy nigga slept, dreamt, 4got d dream and asked his wisemen to remind him d dream and also interpret d dream..........can u imagine dat sh**t? Apartment from this, to me, nebuchadnezzar still remains d greatest kings of all times, cus God affirm it dat after him, none will b like him......God so much loved him 1stly, he was d 1st person dat God revealed d end-time to (thru dat dream he forgot) 2ndly, wen he became proud, God turn him into and animal and he dwell in d bush for 7years and no body took over his thrown in babylon and after d 7years he still remained d king of d world till his demise.............
Car Talk / Re: What Song Makes You Drive Fast? by xymmie01: 1:49pm On Jun 26, 2016
Slaughterhouse ft eminem and skyar grey- welcome to our house.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Belgium Vs Republic Of Ireland: Euro 2016 (3 - 0) On 18th June 2016 by xymmie01: 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2016
Correct score 0:0
Celebrities / Re: 7 Artistes That Are Not Making Money From The Music Industry by xymmie01: 8:48am On May 27, 2016
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss To VJ: 'May A Thousand Bats Rape Your Mother" by xymmie01: 9:43am On May 09, 2016
Illbliss na rapper b4? Person wey no fit make good 4 bars!!!! D guy is too wack....let's call a spade a spade
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDE Recruits 15000 People In The Last Four Months by xymmie01: 3:51pm On Dec 01, 2015
End time employment and end time lies.......APC can lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Abi na ghost dem employ

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Politics / Re: FFK Blasts Buhari For Shaking The Queen But Refused To Shake Female Ministers by xymmie01: 1:42pm On Nov 30, 2015
LoL.. This guy really needs a job badly. The unstable man keep saying one trash after another. Early in the morning, on a very busy day like Monday, this cocaine addict is already on twitter to throw tantrums at a person who don't care about your opinion neither did he give two _fucks about your wailing. FFK if you like wail from now till you kick the bucket, APC/buhari ain't giving you a slice of their victory. grin

Foolish cocaine sniffer.

Well is a good thing that buhari and APC are ignoring the _retard.
Guy u must b very stupid...... Now I know Y u failed and re-wrote JAMB 10times..........next time face the issue on ground, contribute meaningfully and air your opinion ,don't attack the personality of the writer
Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkey Shoots Down Russian Jet Near Syrian Border by xymmie01: 4:55pm On Nov 24, 2015
Omo turkey get mind ooooooo......... They even went further to add salt to injury........

"Later, a Russian helicopter was shot as it took
part in the search for the two pilots near the
Turkish-Syrian border," source punchng.com

I trust Putin...... He will not hesitate to react.....
PUTIN ----- HIT ' EM UP !!!!!

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Issues A New Threat by xymmie01: 12:19am On Apr 02, 2015

Though I do not believe anyone could say this at this time, but if true, this is for you, Asari Dokubo.

Calm down, my Nigerian brother, the truth is that, if not probably handled, the end product of any irrational action - from any quarters - will go beyond June 12... all the way to 1966. However, this time the end result will be worse than 1966-70! Why & how? There will be no slang like, "no victor, no vanquished" again... THE WINNER WILL TAKE ALL. Please I advise that you quickly take a crash course in World History. Peace, brother, peace! God bless Nigeria.
. What makes you tink that the nigerdeltans are not ready and equal 4 d task ahead....guy 4get oooo, if he start now nigerians will know dat d kind of weapons in d possession of d militants are more suphisticated than that of d nigerian army..... Just wait and see

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