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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Alcohol A Night Before A Pre-employment Medical Test by yoursidenigga(m): 11:29am On Dec 09, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Baby girl there is nothing to worry about

What is meant to be is meant to be....
If you will get the job you will get it..remember way back in Nipp electrical project....I was interviewed....and I told the admin and the rest interviewer that I smoke but not cigarette...that i smoke the other one....funny enough when the list of employed came out...my name was among

Alcohol stays in the body for about twenty six hours

So for them to detect it depends on the the type of test they are going to carry out on you..
If they use your saliva....you won't be caught
Urine..........you will be caught
Breath......you won't be caught
And moreover I know of one banker....he is also my azaman...the guy drinks alot of alcohol


Damn Niggar! I am tired of you on this app
Business / Re: Otedola Flies Solo On A Private Jet (Photos, Video) by yoursidenigga(m): 6:10pm On Nov 19, 2021
The crew members are not humans? And the person taking the video isn't a human too right? Okay, cool
Religion / Re: Pastor Mensah Otabil Lambast Christians In Habit Of ''Tapping'' Grace (Video) by yoursidenigga(m): 4:45pm On Nov 07, 2021
ANDREW91:

What of the woman that touched the garment of Jesus. He was healed. I have seen alot of testimonies where people touch a man of God and received healings. Or is it not same thing?
Jesus is the source of grace na Chief...

Your argument na Off point
Politics / Re: Anambra Election Results: Soludo In Early Lead, Wins 6 LGA Announced So Far by yoursidenigga(m): 4:39pm On Nov 07, 2021
I already knew AGPA owns Anambra. Any other political party there is just wasting time. Once you put OJUKWU in the picture of any narrative in Anambra, you've won the heart of the people
Religion / Re: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by yoursidenigga(m): 4:32pm On Nov 07, 2021
BarrElChapo:
DON'T TRY IT

This coming from someone who left the Catholic church sometime in 2016..

Attended one not too Pentecostal church
In my law school days attended dunamis all through.

Lived in the Redeemed corpers house and worshipped there all through my service year.

And immediately after in joined Living faith but I thank God I'm back to the catholic church in April this year pls don't leave the catholic church for anybody.


Guy, you don crosscarpet go many churches. Wtf! What made you go to all those churches? And why did you return to Catholicism?

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Religion / Re: Is It A Must To Join A Department In The Church by yoursidenigga(m): 4:21pm On Nov 07, 2021
Iyaebe:
Yes,I do look down on people who don't belong to any department in the church.For God's sake religion is an act of practice, put your worship into action by participating actively in church activities and not just a church goer.

You're not bright... You look down on them? Deputy Jesus. Many Nigerian Christians disgust me.

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Properties / Re: Artisan Who Survived Ikoyi Building Collapse Reveals What He Did by yoursidenigga(m): 4:19pm On Nov 07, 2021
hammer567:


I WOULD NOT COMPLETELY DEBUNK WHAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN BUT I WOULD SAY IT IS HEAVILY DISTORTED WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF GOD FIRST.

EACH TIME YOU LOOK UP AT NIGHT AND SEE THE STARS, UNDRESTAND ONE THING, THAT IS GOD WAY OF TELLING YOU ABOUT HIS EXISTENCE.


THE NUMBER ONE SIGN OF LIFE IS LIGHT AND GOD IS THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD.


He didn't say there's no God. You're just arguing stupidly.

And please stop typing in capital letters. You're making it hard for us to read your nonsense

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Events / Re: Plantain Shared As Souvenirs To Guests At A Lagos Party (Photos, Video) by yoursidenigga(m): 10:06pm On Nov 05, 2021
juman:
Ugly faces.
I hate too much makeup.
They look like masquerades.

I no dey follow any lady wey rub makeup talk... IMO... It is disgusting and silly at the same time. Especially when they apply to much of it
Crime / Re: Guns, Charms, Ammunition Recovered From Suspected Kidnapper Arrested In Kogi by yoursidenigga(m): 10:02pm On Nov 05, 2021
You geh Charm and they still catch you? No be fake juju be that?
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Celebrates 61st Birthday (FFK @ 61 Photos) by yoursidenigga(m): 10:58am On Oct 16, 2021
Happy birthday to him. I wish him more dinner and launch invites. Glutton ambassador!!!
Career / Re: Response I Got After Sending Happy Teachers Day by yoursidenigga(m): 10:44am On Oct 16, 2021
femi4:
How do you retire from being a father
meant the teacher. But the two were represented with that
Career / Re: Response I Got After Sending Happy Teachers Day by yoursidenigga(m): 2:04pm On Oct 10, 2021
paulshedrach31:
What you're required to correct is the "served", since it's a past tense and your Dad is still alive.

you didn't see in the first paragraph? The other one is fine
Career / Re: Response I Got After Sending Happy Teachers Day by yoursidenigga(m): 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2021
femi4:
Parents give not gives. The subject and verb must agree

2. My Dad serves not served

You didn't learn anything from him grammatically

this number 2 here might not be correct if the Dad has retired
Education / Re: Where Did This Mathematics Go Wrong? by yoursidenigga(m): 11:07am On Sep 24, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
Dear Mathematicians in the house....
I need you all to look at the attached picture below, and point out the spot where the whole mathematics started going wrong.
..
Thanks..


The difference of two squares has to be two different variables. so (10)squared - (10)squared != (10 - 10)(10+10)

It only works if we have (a)2 - (b)2 where a!=b
Education / Re: Where Did This Mathematics Go Wrong? by yoursidenigga(m): 11:03am On Sep 24, 2021
AntiChristian:
grin

Genius don answer am before.

The step that is improper is when we canceled out the (10-10) from both the numerator and denominator. The reason this is against the rules is because you are basically dividing 0 by 0. It basically does this:

0*a=0*b True
0/0=b/a True
1=b/a ?
a=b. Not necessarily true

Which is not necessarily true since you can arbitrarily choose a and b.

Ronak Singh Chhikara
10th Grade Student

How is (10-10)(10+10) = 10+10? lol

grin

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Education / Re: 10 Dogs Owned By Anambra School Proprietor Feast On 2yrs Old Prospective Pupil by yoursidenigga(m): 1:08am On Sep 19, 2021
chatinent:
My God!


Inasmuch as I love dogs but don't usually want more than two, I don't think it is the dog owner's fault. I don't see anything he did wrong.


Besides, what breed of dogs are those?

Dogs don't eat humans!

Why are the traditional leaders quick to persecute the man! Just why!

Do they sell fish because sth is fishy already!

I don't trust village people at all!

You must be mad. Nothing anyone can tell me
Foreign Affairs / Re: Billboards Showing Biden As A Terrorist Saying Making The Taliban Great Again by yoursidenigga(m): 12:20am On Sep 19, 2021
ihatebuhari:
Lol I actually saw the Billboard three days ago when I passed by so so funny

when you passed by where abeg?
NYSC / Re: Corper Gives Birth In Bayelsa NYSC Orientation Camp (Photo) by yoursidenigga(m): 10:55am On Sep 04, 2021
Kajaard:


My thoughts exactly. If she is not married then we are openly celebrating single motherhood. Thus indirectly saying having indiscriminate sex is no more frowned upon and having babies out of wedlock is now a welcome idea. Shame, shame, shame undecided

I thought na only that guy you tagged wey no geh sense. But you are among cheesy cheesy cheesy

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NYSC / Re: Corper Gives Birth In Bayelsa NYSC Orientation Camp (Photo) by yoursidenigga(m): 10:54am On Sep 04, 2021
StrongInBed:
Is she married or the baby a product of camp immoral act.

You no dey think ni? dem dey geh pregnant and born in 3 weeks? grin grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Professor Peter Maidoki And His Wife Die In Motor Accident (Graphic Photos) by yoursidenigga(m): 12:18pm On Jun 09, 2021
starbuck:
I noticed you are a harbinger of bad news in this forum
I swear. He likes sharing bad news. Sha, na bad news dey blow pass good news

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Politics / Re: Police, LASTMA, Agberos Threatening Our Livelihood, Tricycle Operators Lament by yoursidenigga(m): 8:47am On Apr 10, 2021
Drabeey:
Naso we take meet agberos building and rebuilding our economy since time.... Can anything remove them from collecting money on the road built by government I nor know, never see. The main reason for booking this space tho.. Say me a prayer, Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday... May anything you believe in protect you

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Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by yoursidenigga(m): 4:52pm On Mar 26, 2021
MEGA4BILLION:
The marriage was built on a false foundation and it is shaky.

This a great lesson for men.
NEVER NEGLECT YOUR FAMILY FOR VIRGINA PEOPLE BECAUSE VIRGINA PEOPLE WILL NEVER NEGLECT THEIR FAMILY FOR YOU.

Please what is your favorite drink? I wan buy am for you.... No truer words
Investment / Re: Buying US Stocks From Nigeria by yoursidenigga(m): 11:33am On Jan 30, 2021
KIIDZ:
Hi Good Morning,
Please I Bought Stocks On Bamboo From Atlas Air,Facebook,Amazon and AMD.
Instead of increasing my Money has just been dropping from $19 it's now at $18.
I'm New To This And I don't know what to do.
Please I Need Help.

If the stock prices go down, your money goes down with them... Just the value of the stock that you bought remains constant. The money will increase once the stock prices increase

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Investment / Re: Fisayo Fosudo: Nigerian Tech Apps That Helped Me Make Money In 2020 by yoursidenigga(m): 2:00pm On Jan 25, 2021
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Will Be Sworn In With 127-Year-Old Family Bible by yoursidenigga(m): 5:28pm On Jan 20, 2021
Where is Righteousness22 and his "The Last Trump" message? Are we doomed already since Trump did not win? grin grin grin

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Business / Re: Help!!! Flutterwave Payment Gateway Saying Did Not Pass Compliance Check by yoursidenigga(m): 5:58am On Dec 16, 2020
We had this issue in my workplace. It means they would like to be assured that you do not save customer card details on your website. You can solve this easily by processing the payment on the frontend using their api and then create a webhook on their platform to call your backend endpoint for successful payments
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It' by yoursidenigga(m): 4:51pm On Dec 13, 2020
My mom will always stick with me all day, every day as long as she breathes. I no come understand what Aisha talk. But I think she is referring to not divulging sensitive information that could cause trouble to your mother when married.
Politics / Re: Photos From The Wedding Of Olusegun Obasanjo's Son, Seun by yoursidenigga(m): 4:47pm On Dec 13, 2020
saaphiere:
I'm next in line. Amen.

You write thread, still come collect first to comment? cheesy cheesy
Music/Radio / Re: Di'ja's Single "Inyamuri" Generate Ethnic Reactions (Photos) by yoursidenigga(m): 5:58am On Dec 11, 2020
fnep2smooth:
So?.... Must every know how to type in Igbo.
that's why you have google and the internet. It doesn't make sense
Music/Radio / Re: Di'ja's Single "Inyamuri" Generate Ethnic Reactions (Photos) by yoursidenigga(m): 11:04pm On Dec 10, 2020
fnep2smooth:
Every tribe has their own name.. Yoruba people call us "Omo ije okuta ma mu omi" mean people who eat stone without drinking water.

Igbo call yoruba "idi ofe imanu" meaning people with oily soup.

While Igbo people can hausa "Idi ugu" meaning people from the hill.

So every tribe get their own nickname but you need to be careful on how to use it because it sounds provocative to someone people same way nigroooo sound offensive to blacks.

At this heat of disintegration you de name ur single inyamuri, u won provoke some people.
stop typing rubbish. It is 'ndi' not 'idi'
Culture / Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by yoursidenigga(m): 9:26am On Dec 09, 2020
For my village, Umuagama Enugu Ezike, Enugu state, the bride price itself is not more than 100 naira. The things that consume money are things for the ceremony. And you are not necessarily mandated to celebrate. Just give palm wine to the UMUNNA, and that is all

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria,and Their Roles. by yoursidenigga(m): 4:21pm On Dec 08, 2020
Awon blogger blogger. Laughing you in data scientist. You know nothing, john snow

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