₦airaland Forum

hibiscus76:
Why??

Am a 5'9....short guyz Are a huge No No..

Tall and ugly biko...there's just something about tall guys...

JeffreyJamez:
Lost cause?.......was he even a cause? Lol

LolZZ...dis got me laughing real hard ...was already feeling nauseous from reading the post till I read this...lolz

Op...u know i see how good my brother treats his ladies...and that's majorly cause of how he saw my dad treat my mum while we were growing....am gonna stop there...you put the rest together....I see ure smart...a little twisted in the head tho..Buh still smart.

I rest my case
NOTE:don't mention me and bring me back to this sick thread cos the thunder wey go fire you still dey do push up.

godwinizu:
Please advice me on how to get state certificate of origin as I only have lga certificate of origin. Pls ur comments is highly appreciated. Thanks

Go to your state's liaison office if you are not residing in your state of origin.check online for d requirements although its usually a fee charge of like 2k ,passport photo,and a valid id card.

Chrisrare:
Crap crap crap... We've gat family and friends for dat purpose. U biitches r only useful to us cos of dat dirty hole u hav between ur legs.

Another miserable pervert spotted !lolzzz

PaulkillermanAg:
this is what you fail to understand, the GF you think is for just you, forks other men for cash likewise... she is only hiding it from you, and you all living a life of hypocrisy , that ain't healthy Bro.... be truth to yourself I understand , how it feels, the truth is often bitter ... I know it's a bitter pill to swallow, cos of how it is... DECEPTION AT IT'S PEAK , loving my foot... deceiving yourselves , what do u understand by Love? Both parties only love when the woman has things to gain... stop deceiving yourself , why does the broke niggaz got no "Love" for Themselves? Think bbittch , think....... you know the funny thing, the chick is even more intelligent than most of you bitches.... way more intelligent, and can engage me in viable and good discussions, my guys are there to gist with me., if the going gets tough and I need a solace, my mum and we'll meaning siblings are ever available, those are the ones that means a lot to me...

Lolzz...you just called me a biittch and u don't even know me...that says a lot about you.u must be really pained..who do you this thing?lolzzz

Adortem:
What is your state of origin? Please,others while celebrating tell us your state of origin so others can follow the progress of the email dispatch.

delta state
Asp

Ahhh...finally.

So to all the lover boys reading this...keep loving that girl of urs AS LONG AS SHE LOVES YOU BACK..you've got absolutely nothing to loose.

So..what happens when you come back from work tired nd probably pissed by ur boss and need some one to talk to?huh?

Or when life comes bringing its shit on you and you need some1 to say"don't worry baby ,I gat ur back"..huh?

Op...girls are not just for sex...sex is just that extra fun that comes with loving .
That mentality of urs needs some formatting.✌

handsomenfrosh:
Yes you right..I'm not a fan of pot belly. And extreme fuking stretch markss...

If u like thick girls...u must like stretch marks...the two goes together!u can't take one and leave one..never

BeastAmbition:
If you've got a good character with that your pic, i'll have to rob your heart

Don't bother yourself ....my character is as bad as Nigeria's economy right now

Ass and boobs would fill everywhere nau

That's a real man right there!looking beyond the physical...and ...and ...eeerm...am coming lemme consult the oracle first...

You won't be able to trust her again..and trust is important in every marraige.a woman that can't stay faithful few months to her wedding might not stay faithful after getting married.
And remember a broken engagement is always better ..way way better than a broken marriage✌

Wait...so no one following this thread has received an email from npf...and they've started sending mails to applicants..abeg who them come dey send d mails to nau?

Chuvin22:
Is Op a Nigerian?

E reach to ask

Soo...does being a dwarf come with supernatural abilities?like getting people's number without them giving it 2 ya?

If he has a great body(six pack) then I don't mind...let ladies drool!but if he has papas pack(pot belly)oboy go wear shirt...

The client that sent me money from onitsha ...my phone got stolen..have lost your contact.kindly send your number to 08023668545 so i can send ur product asap.thanx

giving marketing job a fancy name "RISK ADVISOR"... .....thnx 2 nairaland.... saving jobless nigerians 4rm making careless waka since 1902

ammyxx:
Got the invite too ... dunno if I'll be going

am also skeptical abt goin...r u in lagos?

Guys...i got an invitation to write an aptitude test for an entry level presenter in a radio station in warri....who else got this?...any1 goin from lagos?

usually...cut-offs are determined by over all performance...in a test like dis where lots of peeps are getting 100%...??i seriously doubt if d cut-_off would be 70%...cant tell tho..

Nigeria's very own bruce jenner...oh sorry ...caitlyn jenner. .

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