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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zeemuthafuka: 2:51pm On Aug 30, 2020
usbcable:

In just burst into laughter reading his comments.

Barca is battling issues with its players, but baba is more concerned with Madrid in the market negotiating sales of it's players.

Some days back he was more co concerned with Ronaldo Instagram and Twitter post.

Talk of absolute lack of focus. From Barca board to Messi FC

That guy dey ment seriously...on high key
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zeemuthafuka: 2:50pm On Aug 30, 2020
FirstbornWds:



He go affect una sef.

of course...it will affect us positively
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zeemuthafuka: 2:47pm On Aug 30, 2020
tesppidd:
grin

Not this groupie again.!

Damn!


You type of idiocy is really weird bro....I've never seen anything like it

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zeemuthafuka: 12:41pm On Aug 30, 2020
tesppidd:
I don't think ours are more ungrateful than Madrid's.

won't you shut up?

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 12:40pm On Aug 30, 2020
Coma 2/10

Nice idea and concept but they fumbled the whole thing

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zeemuthafuka: 12:39pm On Aug 30, 2020
All these plenty drama is driving me crazy...he should leave already undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 12:35pm On Aug 30, 2020
Qu3sT:

The onus is on you.

Pic or it didn't happen

Have you forgotten that long Brock Vs Roman feud? They kept on teasing it bro
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 12:22am On Aug 30, 2020
Qu3sT:

Am whelmed that's for sure but I feel Heyman's involvement is leaving a sour taste in my mouth.

they have been teasing it for long tho
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 8:22pm On Aug 29, 2020
Qu3sT:

Not like this, but again still having an open mind

You are the only one I e seen that's not pumped about it
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 5:02pm On Aug 29, 2020
Qu3sT:

Don't get why this is happening but imma keep an open mind.

it's what we have always wanted is t it? A Roman Reigns heel turn
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 12:57pm On Aug 29, 2020
grin grin
Corbin:
Brock Lesnar
Badd ass since a kid grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 12:55pm On Aug 29, 2020
abduleez1:


Lol, na my trigger fingers at work oo boss.

Na me you dey yarn like that abi...make I no catch you for Classico cos I go just bloody you. grin


Trigger fingers Kor engagement fingers ni grin grin

You no Sabi say you suppose dey fear me, you suppose dey beg say make we no replicate wetin Bayern do una
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 9:34am On Aug 29, 2020
WWE Smackdown recap reviews and reactions


The show started with Adam Pearce and Vince McMahon.
Adam walked into Vince’s office and he said he needed Fiend, Strowman, and Reigns to sign it, and he better not come back without them. So Pearce went out to find them. He started with Bray Wyatt.
Bray had a really fun Firefly Funhouse segment, back in the whole room with all his friends. The doorbell rang, and Postman Pearce entered in full mailman gear. He asked Bray to sign the contract since he and the Fiend are technically connected. Bray signed it and really made it creepy for Pearce, who ran right out afterward.
Pearce found Reigns’ room and there was no answer at the door. He found Drew Gulak and Gulak was too busy worrying about Strowman and hit him with a chair and ran off. Strowman turned around and demanded a match before signing the contract, which Pearce gave him, and he promptly won. The match didn’t really matter, except that Braun’s new ring gear is bad ass and perfect for his new character.
Finally, Pearce got into Reigns’ room and he took his time to sign the contract, which was quite unusual. They cut to the main event and mentioned Pearce and Reigns were still together. When that match was over, we got back into the room and Reigns signed the contract and said he will win the triple threat, wreck everyone and leave and win back his Universal championship he never lost.
“And that’s not just a prediction, it’s a spoiler.” He turned to his left and PAUL HEYMAN WAS NEXT TO HIM AND HE SAID BELIEVE THAT AND THEY SMILED AT EACH OTHER! OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Roman Reigns has made me scream HOLY F*** twice in less than a week! I cannot be happier about this pairing. Reigns is now a damn heel as a singles star for the first time since FCW! Hose me down, people. I’m so incredibly ready for this.
Roman got new teeth and then got himself a mouthpiece. What a legend.


Uno and Dos
Bayley and Sasha Banks are going through rough times.
The Role Models came up to Heavy Machinery and Big E. Bayley legit said to E “It’s not that you don’t have what it takes to be WWE champion, it’s just that some people can only handle a tag team championship!” Jesus Christ. The look Big E shot Sasha and look of defeat on Sasha’s face was pure gold.
They got in the ring and Bayley said they’ve been having a difficult week, but lucky for them they’re the greatest tag champs in the whole world. She said she never should have let her challenge Asuka for the title, but she saw how she looked at her and wanted to join in the fun. As her best friend she should have known she’s never successfully defended the Raw title. (Clever!) Sasha said that they can’t lose on Sunday and she might not be Two Belts Banks anymore, but she knows exactly who she is and what she stands for, and lucky for Bayley, she’s still her best friend.
Suddenly Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax popped up on the tron, and they said they hate each other but are willing to team with anyone for the tag titles. Sasha said they’re going to win. End segment. That was the low part of this whole thing, because give me more of the shade between Bayley and Sasha. It is just so sweet and I missed this.
I highly recommend their documentary on the Network talking about leading up to TakeOver Brooklyn. It’s fantastic and continues to prove why these two women are one of the best at this pro wrestling thing. They are natural storytellers.
And yes, they are definitely losing on Sunday.


The Rest

Jeff Hardy def. Shinsuke Nakamura / Sami Zayn is back! - Hardy came out and said that he’s tickled pink to be standing in the ring with the Intercontinental title and he issued an open challenge. AJ Styles interrupted and said that Jeff seems pretty proud of himself after what he did last week. He’s not a hero, he’s much more than that. He’s a liar and a cheat. He whined and cried to the doctor to get the knee brace to his advantage and got the doctor to not clear him to compete. You know, I didn’t necessarily disagree with AJ here. While yes, Jeff didn’t go “whine and cry” to get an illegal object in the match, Jeff did technically win because of it.
Shinsuke Nakamura answered the open challenge. Hardy continued to sell his knee injury during this bout, and Nakamura attacked it a couple of times. Nak hit a really great knee strike to Hardy and gout him tangled up in a corner. Hardy deliberately threw Nak into Styles on commentary. Hardy used the knee brace again and hit the Twist of Fate for the win! Once again, the babyface took advantage of having an object that could do more damage. Interesting.
Jeff went up the ramp and SAMI ZAYN’S MUSIC YAY! He came out with his own Intercontinental title and said that the champ is back and he never lost it. He attacked Jeff with a Helluva kick and goodness gracious I am elated to see him back. Looks like we may see another triple threat match in the very near future!
Sami ran into Shinsuke and Cesaro backstage and tried being all buddy buddy with them, but they weren’t really into it. They said he dropped off the face of the Earth and never contacted him. They asked him to leave as they were having a private conversation. Artists no more?

Alexa Bliss returns - Nikki Cross was approached by Tamina Snuka and she asked if she’s seen Alexa, who then popped into the shot. Alexa was sporting her twin pigtails from pre-BlissCross Applesauce, with a new addition - one strand of braided hair. Hmmm. Nikki said she doesn’t like that because it reminds her of the Fiend, and Alexa’s face twisted into anger. Alexa said she thought they were best friends, and then smashed the mug that Nikki got from her as a gift that she was holding and stormed off.
So it looks like the Fiend angle hasn’t been dropped! I think? My belief is that mentioning the Fiend may very well be the sign that that angle is continuing, because when Bryan, Miz, and Balor changed, the Fiend wasn’t mentioned again.


Cesaro def. Kalisto - This whole thing is more about Lucha House Party and their dissension. Before the match, Kalisto told Lince Dorado he was going to show them how it’s done, and told them not to come out during the match. Kalisto left and Nak and Cesaro attacked Lince and Metalik. So Cesaro had the match with Kalisto and naturally, the two men ran down and attacked Nak on the outside and that disruption led to Cesaro winning.
Kalisto and Lince got into it and looked like they were about to fight, but then they all hugged. Clearly this is leading to a break up, and I guess that’s fine? I liked all three men together, but I think after two or so years, this act has run its course. Heel Kalisto going for the Intercontinental title later this year would be fun. I don’t know what to do with Lince and Metalik except exactly what they’ve been doing for a while, though.

Matt Riddle def. Chad Gable - This was too quick but Gable was so great, using the dragon screw and a smooth bridged suplex, but Riddle hit the Bro Derek (I still can’t believe that’s an actual finisher name) for the win. Corbin tried to attack after the match but Riddle got the better of him, and I’m starting to feel bad for Gable again because they just need to do better with him.

Big E and Heavy Machinery def. Sheamus, Miz, and Morrison - Otis and Big E somewhere down the line could be a really fun team up. Sheamus got into it with Miz and Morrison after Morrison accidentally hit him off the apron and he walked off. Big E and Miz finally locked up and Morrison prevented Big E from getting the pin, but Otis Caterpillared him, Miz did the Skull Crushing finale to Otis, and Big E won with the Big Ending.


This Sunday is Payback and I think that this is the first time WWE has ever done two pay-per-views back to back like this. Most of the matches are intriguing at least, with the obvious most intriguing now being this triple threat for the Universal title. I am just so incredibly excited for this new path with Roman.
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 9:22am On Aug 29, 2020
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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 9:32pm On Aug 28, 2020
abduleez1:


I'm just noticing this. Korean is easily the foreign language Industry that Piques my interest. They've got quality.

Do you have some Korean Titles not on my list yet??

abduleez1:

Yep. Just "Ava" .
abduleez1:


Lol, I think say na only me notice...
Her performance outside GOT haven't been great for me... Although I haven't watched most of her filmography except GOT and X-Men movies. Seems GOT wrote very good and easy character for her to portray, doesn't seem to have much range.

Which other films where she in??
abduleez1:


You fvvking got to be kidding me. Bloodshot??

Mjbolt is right. Worst movie of the year. angry
Infact Artemis Fowl better pass this one times 2. sad
abduleez1:


LMAO.... Like say I don know say na Anna. grin

True, Bratking is right I was shocked AF wetin Laptops dey do for 1980(something).

The technology on that Spy Van sef, I no sure say e dey exist that period. I can't remember clearly now but I think there was also questionable Issue with the CCTV tech. E clear like mad that time. grin E be like say na colored sef. grin

Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 9:27pm On Aug 28, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Football scores are always 0:0 before the match starts cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 7:35pm On Aug 28, 2020
Minemrys:

c0mpared to deadshot or deathstroke.

He is just not as popular,he is not a hack
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 7:30pm On Aug 28, 2020
Minemrys:

the dceu lex isn't written that way. Besides Lex wouldn't want to kill superman kn0wing Uxas is out there. Plus, if he would send any, it'll be deathstroke, a proven hitman instead of a hack. Batman disappointd him, he wouldn't repeat same. Am happy a supe villain is in SS sha. C0me to think of it, wouldn't a 6hr M0S hbo max series be better than a film? I saw man of t0m0rrow, nice story.

so it's bloodsport you're calling a hack undecided
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 6:44pm On Aug 28, 2020
Stonecoldstare1:
I'm so not impressed. I love Dennis Villeuneuve and I know he's trying to let the natural order occur rather than relying on 100% CGI but this is the best sci-fi novel of all time and this isn't even close to whatever I visualized while reading the books and this feeling is mutual among other fans of the books. I just hope the trailer restores back my faith in Dennis

Nobody has seen even the trailer but y'all are already getting disappointed?
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 5:03pm On Aug 28, 2020
Minemrys:

that's cheap writing still. Cos krypt0nite is rare in the dceu and only Lex has it. Lex wouldn't hire an assassin, he'd scheme better. Let them go with s0mething different. Intergang or checkmate could bring in m0ngul or granny g0odness b4 uxas shows his face. Krypt0nite is t0o cheap. It cheats us.

In the Superman animations and in the comics Kryptonite albeit not cheap is often in the possession of Superman Villains...and what makes you think Lex wouldn't hire assassin's, that's his MO cos he always has an image to protect...

I know you want more Superman Villains but I don't think it's in the Suicide Squad movie that you would find them
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 3:21pm On Aug 28, 2020
Bratking:


You should direct your low iq question at yourself. Your brain is obviously fried.

I can't believe someone is actually agitating for a film where a HP laptop is running MacOs in an era laptops don't even exist! LMAO.

look at all the aggression, on top of one tragically stupid point of view...my friend please stfu

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2020
Minemrys:

what i kn0w is The Batman would be a blast. N0t sure of box office sha cos of covid 19. Same with w0nder w0man 84. They'd be great films. Any0ne thinking steve trevor is a figment of Diana's imaginati0n or Max Lord in disguise? Pu7pl3, thekingishere, tonyspike, blackmanta, bankygee, nickshrapnel, abduleez, smaug

Leave me, I refuse to speculate further embarassed cry

Tho in the comics Maxwell Lord is a very powerful telepath...I already said too much

TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 12:45pm On Aug 28, 2020
Minemrys:

yea. It kinda makes u w0nder how a c0mm0n criminal would have access to krypt0nite when Lex went through hell to get it, and it was a few chunk that was in existence fr0m the black zero. I hope they d0n't say it was krypt0nite, and instead lead his storyline to Intergang and darkseid than the easy route of i got krypt0nite. Krypt0nite as established in the dceu isn't c0mm0n. Let's watch sha. Cos i d0n't like easy and cheap writing.

it's also possible he was hired by someone with access to kryptonite so that if shiiit goes south Bloodsport would take the fall for it...which he did
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 12:40pm On Aug 28, 2020
Bratking:


Only 3 good movies in this list.

You marked IP man and Dark fate but cancelled Anna, Hobbs and Shaw and the rest? Lol, what are you smoking?
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 10:57pm On Aug 27, 2020
100naira:
personally I prefer Gargano grin cheesy

Gargano - annoying heel

Balor - Vindictive heel

Ciampa - Ice cold evil heel

Adam Cole - ehmm? Heel

grin grin

Adam Cole is more like a tweener right now grin even Balor sef feels like a tweener

No true baby-face in this match grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:52pm On Aug 27, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

7 people

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:52pm On Aug 27, 2020
BankyGee:

grin grin grin What? You're reconstructing what she said... She wants you to know that I bought a new KJW double barrelled .45 shotgun for her. Very dangerous, but it's for self-defence sha. I don't think you're a threat, she'll behave cool

sorry man...no takseybacksies...I already took the gun..thanks again bro

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 8:27pm On Aug 27, 2020
Gmajor:



Lol.
In the comics, everyone is even more overpowered

Whatever man, I've already been through this
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 8:26pm On Aug 27, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Check outside your window, you'd see BankyGee's new gun bought specially for you

Wow BankyGee you got me a new gun? Thanks man..I've been meaning to change this my old one..so thoughtful of you

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TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 8:23pm On Aug 27, 2020
100naira:
Kai cross don get balor kind of injury sad sad

Hopefully it's not as long as balor's and I have high hopes that NXT will handle him better when he returns than Raw handled Balor when he returned.


As for the fatal four way, make Gargano win this title Abeg, I want to see something grin grin

I'd be cool with anyone there tbh grin
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 8:22pm On Aug 27, 2020
Qu3sT:

This is some Darkseid Vs Superman type sh*t. My body is ready

on God bro...60 full minutes of bliss cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 8:20pm On Aug 27, 2020
Gmajor:


Read the novels.
It makes perfect sense there.
In the novel there was no "cinematic" fight between Harry Potter and Voldemort because, Voldemort is a million times better than Harry Potter at dueling.


The comics also make more sense than the movies too...

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