Costa is a striker, Di Maria is a winger. How do you want us to compare them o.

"Paltry $5billion"?
20 years ago? And u say that was small money? That is not seed money o. That is wealth!

The handwriting on the wall says *adjusts goggles* it says *squints eyes* bros, its over!

Hurts but its the truth. That's how I do breakup though.

I would pay just to watch those guys play live. By "those guys" I mean Real Madrid of course. Don't worry about the goals..it'll be unreal!

No be fans dey pay am. Na football club dey pay am. And right now, based on their finances and assessment, that is what they can give. You want him to come back to El-Kanemi because of fans' mouth and be earning N150,000 per month(less than 12000 Euros a year)?

Men! That is freaky! I just flashed back and 4 out of the 5 I know are all girls...freaky!

tolulance: keep following. You sound like an fan

Yeah, "an fan" indeed

Yesterday, ur father's cloth or your own, which should u iron 1st, now, u want to sleep with ur wife-to-be's friend. U sound like a child.

Op, u fall my hand! U have found a unique business opportunity that is easily triggered by the presence of ur family. U for share-share ur phone number na! R u working with Shell? Mobil? MTN? If no, why u no share ur number?

Disgusting!

The guy wanted his own share of the cake b4 the governor leaves office in 2015. Karma is a b.itch!

So, what do I now tell my friends? I shouldn't say when things are bad and I shouldn't say when things are good? Op, what's up with u? U high?

I sincerely will not miss Facebook as long as there is Nairaland. I will just delete d facebook account. After paying these hungry network providers, I now have to pay one dropout in US? I no do.

Hehehehehe....soldier wanted to see if the anointing was in the hair, just like Samson....badt guy!

That is like N3.5m per week. Guy, park well! Where u see slavery for dia?

Ok. This is Bra! Very Bra! (Bra in Swedish means Good)

You now went and go and spoil this analysis by referring to sahara reporters

Hehehehehehehehehe. Hehe. Heh. Hehehehehehehehehehe.

It is difficult to think outside that line. Women live in an environment where they are viewed as that, told as that and expected to behave as that. In fact, to go outside that line of thought would be considered unafrican. But that is where this article is apt. If u think like others, u lose ur own identity. Nice one op.

Hmm....it was once said that it is water melon. No, it is honey. No again, it is apple. Everyday, a new health practice for us to do....waking up, not brushing, then rushing down 2 glasses of water seems a dirty habit to me sha. But then, they have researched it, so, they must be right! Nornsense!

Mario ooo...scoring a cheap one against Man Utd

It wasn't an apple.

Dating direct neighbour or neighbourhood neighbour is a no no for me. U can quarrel, beef or break up in any nice way. U need space in a relationship except in marriage. Stay away! The extra drama is really unnecessary. It even takes extra temptation for me to befriend a neighbour's friend who doesn't stay in the neighbourhood.

Who is looking for her nu de pix when her $ex video is online?

Babayaro...I like his analysis, just that he neglected to say at what age precisely he joined the Super Eagles...he rather reverted to the political "at a very young age". Super Eagles players lying to FIFA about their age since 1722!

How did this end up in the health section?

I like the man. Ugly ex-teacher discovered a teacher's reward was no longer in heaven. It is beautiful to see instead of teaching business principles, he practiced it and see where it landed him!

Which Area una dey?

Hehehehe...na so u fear ur father reach?

I enjoyed reading this. It is instructive to know how far emotions can take one. My understanding of this is, emotions builds and destroys the 1st marriage, sense builds and sustains the 2nd. So, to avoid d collapse of 1st, use sense and there'll be no need for 2nd. Chikenan.

Immature my foot! So, what if u had subdued the thought and u guys got married and then one day, ur friend that has had the better part of her comes to stay over for a few days? U would have seen the strength of ur foolishness then. As per telling her, u shouldn't have. U r a man. There are things u will take with u to ur grave. Y u even go tell her sef? Now u don dey provoke me!

Everything is acting to these actors. Olushola Elliot...hehehe. Funny. True.