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Jokes EtcBaby Laughing Hysterically At Ripping Paper by 7low(op): 10:54am On Mar 04, 2011
Baby Laughing Hysterically at Ripping Paper


8-month-old boy laughing hysterically while at-home daddy rips up a job rejection letter. ,

http://fliiby.com/file/985429/hq7ef26ha4.html
Jokes EtcAmazing Cat Gives Thumbs Up by 7low(op): 10:46am On Mar 02, 2011
Jimmy is a polydactyl cat. He's probably the laziest cat in the world but he's also super clever and has thumbs.

http://fliiby.com/file/980165/mxez8fivg1.html
Jokes EtcThe Only Like Button To Like :) by 7low(op): 11:19pm On Mar 01, 2011
How epic is this website ,

http://www.ilikelikebutton.com/
Jokes EtcCouch Mover Fail by 7low(op): 5:44pm On Mar 01, 2011
Couch Mover FAIL What more to say smiley
http://fliiby.com/file/979682/6adp1v4f13.html
Jokes EtcGeese Jogging Down The Road by 7low(op): 11:59am On Mar 01, 2011
Young geese, who have not yet learned to fly, go for a jog with their parents. Location: Winnipeg, CANADA,

http://fliiby.com/file/979681/53x2yhylvr.html[center][/center]
Jokes EtcBottles Of Beer - (your Favorite Martian Music Video) by 7low(op): 1:52pm On Feb 28, 2011
Bottles of Beer - (Your Favorite Martian music video)


Video to song , and more ,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8



DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http:///BottlesofBeer

Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
http:///hkgd8U

Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson
http:///eBe5JE


********LYRICS*********

I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."

"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.

We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!"

I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.

And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And

She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST.
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."

"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.

We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON, PABST
And CORONA was like, "wow!
You can totally touch my boob now."

I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
Jokes EtcChinese New Year Special Performance by 7low(op): 1:41pm On Feb 24, 2011
Chinese New Year special performance


Just amazing performance, remember animator vs animation, well this is better ,
http://fliiby.com/file/977840/1jrrbco43a.html
Jokes EtcKorea Indoor Cycling Gymnastic Championship 2009 by 7low(op): 3:35pm On Feb 16, 2011
There are no words to describe this smiley Korea Indoor cycling Gymnatics lol

http://fliiby.com/file/974610/vtn92g06zk.html
Jokes EtcVolkswagen Commercial: The Force by 7low(op): 12:49pm On Feb 15, 2011
The spot features a pint-sized Darth Vader who uses the Force when he discovers the all-new 2012 Passat in the driveway. It leverages humor and the unforgettable Star Wars™ score to create an emotional commercial.

Any way this was probably the best commercial that i ever saw ,

http://fliiby.com/file/974357/hxe5nd5lga.html
Jokes EtcWhat Gets Passed Around? by 7low(op): 1:28pm On Feb 14, 2011
Steve asks "Name something that gets passed around, ?" Well Joint smiley,


http://fliiby.com/file/974350/7pkduyux9i.html
Jokes EtcDespicable Me - Mini-movie-banana Preview by 7low(op): 3:17pm On Feb 10, 2011
There are no limits for Minions smiley they will make us laugh wink)

http://fliiby.com/file/970965/9p8wlgkhae.html
Jokes EtcNick Corrales, Dunks Himself Through The Hoop by 7low(op): 3:46pm On Feb 02, 2011
One of the entertainers, at a recent suns game, dunks himself through the hoop, on his attempt. Not sure if he meant to do that or not,

http://fliiby.com/file/970518/ebblyxy8ko.html
Jokes EtcWeightless Cats - I Can Has Gravity? by 7low(op): 11:40am On Jan 18, 2011
Weightless Cats - I Can Has Gravity? Excerpt from Bioastronautics Researc
http://fliiby.com/file/967016/v61yfa5moz.html
Jokes EtcFunny Talking Animals by 7low(op): 12:34pm On Jan 04, 2011
Funny Talking Animals

Meet the Not-Very-Scary-Sharks, the Scratching Badgers, the DIY Orang Utan, the Vultures Flying School and a Marmot called Alan. They all come together in this new show which combines the comedy talents of Jason Manford and friends together with some jaw-dropping natural history footage. Its time to take a Walk On The Wild Side.


http://fliiby.com/file/503508/b2wfu2wc1y.html
Jokes EtcPneumatic Prank At Sequant by 7low(op): 1:31pm On Dec 13, 2010
Early morning prank in the lab. The short version. If you want to see how we did it, check out the long version!,

I don't know is this fake or real but hell it is extreme!! smiley

http://fliiby.com/file/952313/l6jojkxf10.html
Jokes EtcJustin Bieber Dies On South Park by 7low(op): 12:03pm On Nov 12, 2010
Justin Bieber is killed by Eric Cartman
on South Park.
Oh yea!!! smiley)

The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion. Will Coon and Friends save the day? Will Mysterion ever come to terms with his ability to defy death? All this as the nation waits and wonderswhere is Captain Hindsight?

http://fliiby.com/file/946959/6tqylzce0k.html?hd=1
Jokes EtcEh Marine by 7low(op): 12:33pm On Nov 11, 2010
Eh Marine Original cheesy damn she got slapped. .

So owned wink

http://fliiby.com/file/946883/g2m0k6ee7k.html
Jokes EtcGrowing Spaghetti by 7low(op): 12:59pm On Nov 08, 2010
Greatest april fools prank
from 1950, year ,
This video was played on television on 1st april , about 50 years a go
television received more then 100.000 calls from viewers how to grow spaghetti tree smiley

Hilarious ,

http://fliiby.com/file/945301/j8pi7jr398.html
Jokes EtcA Cute Rat With A Cute Shock by 7low(op): 11:30am On Nov 04, 2010
Just a 3 second video smiley but,
A cute rat with a cute shock

http://fliiby.com/file/944579/tvrxlgbhcf.html
Jokes EtcPeople Are Awesome by 7low(op): 11:45am On Nov 01, 2010
People Are Awesome: A compilation of awesome people doing incredible things. Music: Mecha Love by Hadouken,

http://fliiby.com/file/943664/m10vy10ws2.html?hd=1
Jokes EtcRunning With Scissors by 7low(op): 10:54am On Nov 01, 2010
Running With Scissors
Don't do it Timmy!

LOL lesson for all of us smiley)
http://fliiby.com/file/943961/2cqd7fdrtr.html
Jokes EtcWooden Spoon Trick by 7low(op): 9:29am On Oct 19, 2010
So if this was you smiley
And you say OK hit me wink
Well you would be pretty crazy smiley
But making fun of friends like this well that would be awesome smiley

http://fliiby.com/file/939899/6vnavgvx10.html
Jokes EtcCat Vs Printer by 7low(op): 11:33am On Oct 18, 2010
don't quit until the end of the video,
Crazy cat smiley)

http://fliiby.com/file/939730/54kbhbx398.html
Jokes EtcJulian Smith - Waffles by 7low(op): 11:50am On Sep 13, 2010
JULIAN SMITH - Waffles

That's a lot of waffles.

Ahahah Just love Jullian smiley

http://fliiby.com/file/926510/0pjwxw3huj.html
Jokes EtcThe Original Human Pac-man Performance by 7low(op): 10:53am On Sep 10, 2010
The Original Human PAC-MAN Performance

PAC-MAN was played by real human-beings sitting in a cinema: it's the 5th video performance of the GAME OVER Project from the French,

http://fliiby.com/file/922795/8yij17kg9s.html
Jokes EtcMystery Remix by 7low(op): 1:24pm On Sep 09, 2010
So this video is just awesome, found it somewhere online , and it is burning , smiley,

Just quality

http://fliiby.com/file/915446/oxm53xpaf5.html
Jokes EtcX Factor 2010 - Ablisa Full Audition, She Gets Punched! by 7low(op): 12:28pm On Sep 06, 2010
Here we have possibly one of
the funniest EVER X Factor auditions
in Birmingham, UK. Lisa and Abby
are clearly no longer going to be
the best of friends after the punch!
Eeeeks, entertaining though haha!
See what you think tongue

http://fliiby.com/file/918694/gx5h3zxzva.html
Jokes EtcAre Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit? by 7low(op): 12:07pm On Sep 03, 2010
Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?

Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake,

http://fliiby.com/file/915528/tmav2k9ia5.html

Hahah this onion is just 2 funny smiley
Jokes EtcThe Rocket Jump by 7low(op): 10:37pm On Sep 02, 2010
The Rocket Jump

Journey with us through video game history as we witness the first ever rocket jump. My teammates are total noobs. That dude on the turret is also a total camper.


http://fliiby.com/file/914967/gm3s3sujdz.html
Jokes EtcJustin Bieber Snl Skit With Tina Fey by 7low(op): 7:14pm On Aug 24, 2010
Funniest Video Ever! Cut the video from the original one so that it is just the skit (:

http://fliiby.com/file/881095/t3txp6sbp7.html
Jokes EtcMishka Are You Stupid? "noooooooooo!" - Husky Dog Talking by 7low(op): 9:08am On Aug 05, 2010
Just an example how nature can make incredible things ,
Talking dog , awsome ,

http://fliiby.com/file/899869/k706v1ebki.html

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