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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work At Home Taking Survey (IMPORTANT UPDATE) by blessedvisky(m): 2:34am
Investment / Re: This Is What Men Suffer by Barayeks(m): 2:34am
I hope your girlfriend knows about this your plan. Time waster

Yes she does (marriage obsessed female)

The only reason you females are obsessed with marriage is because you'd find a guy to carry all your family and extended family problems on his head
Celebrities / True Story On How Davido Met The Love Of His Life, Chioma Avril Rowland by NicsonAfrica: 2:34am
This past weekend, I was privileged to be at a Babcock wedding and by that, I mean a marriage between two people who went through the non-earring and non-trouser wearing school.

As expected, the hall was bursting at the seams with an assortment of ex and returning Babcock students: The normal ones who came to cheer the couple on, the ones who came for Asoebi fashion parade, the ones that came to hawk cleavage, a plethora of hot fuckboy-looking men. e.t.c, e.t.c.

At the table that I was seated, the side talks were mostly about other Babcock students who had tied the knot and those who were likely to. Somehow, Davido and Chioma entered the matter, leaving me privy to how Chioma supposedly stumbled upon her “Assurance”.

Source Nicsonafrica.com

Soooooooo, Davido used to “hang” with one of Chioma’s friends and on one of the days that said friend went to see Davido, she took Chioma along. I’m not quite sure how the story went at this point; but what I garnered was that Chioma made some food and personally served Davido, causing him to notice her. Chioma’s cooking skills shone through and it shot an arrow into Obo’s heart that would make him announce her as the one to the whole world.

I think the girl mentioned that Chioma and her friend no longer speak to each other and while I took her story with a pinch of salt (though she claimed to be a friend of a friend of Chioma’s now ex-friend�) but the food part kind of made it add up.
The story somehow veered into Chioma’s monumental birthday and while they argued in low tones about whether the Porsche was a stunt or not, there were two thoughts in my head.
1. I better catch that bouquet and stumble upon my own assurance in the nearest future.
2. When will that small chops reach our table?

Source: Nicsonafrica.com

Properties / Re: Few Days To Go To Earn Big With This Investment Promo.100% Returns Guaranteed by estateprofits: 2:34am
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Romance / Re: Silverline Okoro, Nigerian Lesbian And Her Girlfriend Kiss On Instagram by chiedozie198100: 2:34am
angry I really do not understand Nairaland's new found love for Same sex related news...

Majority of 9jerians are Homophobic,
The Law is Homophobic

So why shove it on our faces?

nairaland... promoting vile shii since 200......

It's because unseen forces now run nairaland
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Community Liaison Officer At Dangote Group - 5 Openings by mars2015: 2:33am
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Current Vacancies At Lagooz Schools by mars2015: 2:33am
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Eko University Of Medicine And Health Sciences, August 20 by mars2015: 2:33am
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Investment / Re: Earn Between $10 To $200 Monthly With Facebook Research Program by nedum77: 2:32am
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Phone/Internet Market / Re: 4months Old Apple Iphone X For Sale In Port Harcourt - 64gb + Charger by kesmiraAutos(m): 2:32am
Politics / Re: President Buhari Will Inaugurate Largest Brewery In West Africa by 35824L: 2:32am
He want to inaugurate a brewery and their religion forbid alchohol.
That's Hypocracy
So for your mumu head, a brewery produces only alcoholic beverage?
Romance / Re: Silverline Okoro, Nigerian Lesbian And Her Girlfriend Kiss On Instagram by blujoi: 2:31am
Waoh!!! Wish I fit buy you a bottle of your fav drink, for this insightful post. Most don't get it. The more you click on these threads like this, the algorithms on NL are able to decode what topics draws top comments. Just like you said, when u refuse to view such threads, they'll stop pushing it.

my fellow Nigerians why do we like pretence,Seun is using his sense on all of u,we claim to not like gay people or homosexuality but let someone just create a thread on it and everyone would gather and start competing on who would make the highest homophobic comment as if it would change anything,the individuals involved don't give a flying Bleep about ur existence and probably won't read ur comments.
If u claim not to like homosexuality then when such threads are created don't comment,that's the only way such threads would stop hitting the front page,Seun is not forcing anything on anyone he is simply a businessman and one idea about blogging is to give people a topic they want to talk about whether they are condemn the topic or appreciate it,the more controversial the better. However like I said we pretend a lot,the truth is that most of us are intrigued by homosexuality and we always want to assure ourselves that we hate it and equally convince other readers that it is not welcome here in Nigeria so we keep making the meanest comment,while in reality I know that a lot of u know a few folks who are gays or at least rumoured to be and u actually great such people nicely,so let's stop deceiving ourselves. Take me for instance,I'm not really interested in tech stuff,so any thread on the latest phones or tech that get to front page,I don't open it,it should be the same for u,u claim not to give a Bleep about homosexuality so if u see a thread on it one word "walk", u don't need to open it and then look at the folks kissing and then start telling us how u puked and then start cursing them as if they are on nairaland and then start accusing seun of imposing whatever on u
Religion / Re: Origin Of The Universe by ivysunday(f): 2:31am

Are you a Taoist?
I am one of Lifechanyuan celestials.

Lifechanyuan takes the Way of the Greatest Creator, but what is the Way of the Greatest Creator and what are its meanings?

In general, the Way of the Greatest Creator is the Tao of nature, the Way that Jesus Christ, Buddha Sakyamuni, the immortal Lao Tzu, and Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) guided people to take.
The Way of the Greatest Creator has eight major meanings:

1.The universe is the product of the the consciousness of the Greatest Creator.

2.Everything comes into being through its creation.

3.Everything runs in the consciousness of the Way of the Greatest Creator.

4.You must give play to your nature and conform to nature.

5.You must revere the Greatest Creator and follow his example.

6.Reality is the portrayal of all kinds of free LIFE consciousness.

7.Happiness, joy, freedom, and blessings are the main melodies of LIFE.

8.All is but a game.
Autos / Re: First Grade Foreign Used 2017 Model Toyota Highlander XLE Awd SUV For Sale by kesmiraAutos(m): 2:31am
Family / Re: Happy Birthday To Me by ipobarecriminals: 2:31am
cool Happy birthday. May ur daystar shine.Ur light/ lamp shall not be put off. Ur joy shall not be once. Long life is ur heritage. Have a splashing birthday
Autos / Re: HOT DEAL!! 2009 model Lexus Rx350 AWD selling cheap - Full option, First Body by kesmiraAutos(m): 2:31am
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment For Graduate Trainees At Graceco Nigeria Limited, 13th August, 2018 by mars2015: 2:30am
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Widows And Orphans Empowerment Organisation (WEWE) Graduate & Exp. Job Recruitme by mars2015: 2:30am
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 5 by weckl: 2:29am
Guys, i already have a reference number for the previous evaluation i did with WES which was completed on 4th July 2018. Based on the new development that requires secondary school certificate to be evaluated if you do not have a reference number after August 3rd 2018 for Nigerian Institutions, currently, i am trying to upgrade my evaluation report to include an additional certificate but i am being requested on the online application to submit my secondary school certificate and a new reference number will be generated after completing the application which should not be the case based on the new requirements stated on the website. Please i need more clarification on this.
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Politics / Re: See The Bad Road That Was Abandoned For Years In Ijora-Badia, Lagos by ipobarecriminals: 2:29am
undecided sad One useless Loca) govt chairman of popular LGA simply erected sign post up/down with nothing on show just pothole/ crater. .I drive tru dat area on my way from lekki to my site. AMBODE,talk to ur boys biko
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Best Respond To Four Salary Negotiation Questions by lebete3000: 2:29am

I recently had same experience. I was offered a job by Kpmg last year but turned down the offer because the pay wasn't OK by me and also it was outsourced. If it were to be KPMG direct, the offer would be better. This year again, I got another invite asking me to address the pay again only for me to find out that the pay has been raised a bit.
Nevertheless, I am not taking the offer because I am sure I might end up being a second class citizen in the coy since I would be recruited by a different firm which will serve as my main employer.

Just know your worth, what you want and stick to your gun. May not be applicable to a fresher anyways!

P.S: I am presently gainfully employed but would still love to have KPMG experience but not as an outsourced employee!

You should have accepted the offer still, and work your way into KPMG from there. You might have become a full KPMG staff by now...
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Onisabey Enterprise Mgt Trainee & Exp. Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by mars2015: 2:29am
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Romance / Re: A Girl Demanded For 30k Turn Down And She Rain Insult by SomehowBROWN(m): 2:28am
My own b say....where una dey see all these kind women wey no know when to use "am" "I am" or even spell anything right?? And na she b graduate
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Arik Air Nigeria Flight Dispatchers Recruitment by mars2015: 2:28am
Celebrities / Re: Meet Phyno's Mother. She's Beautiful (Photo) by Dlastprophet: 2:28am
Ride on phyno... The biggest evidence of Olamide's selfless heart. You r d reason d igbos love olamide. God bless ur mama
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