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Cc. Nlfpmod
Cc. Seun

So to start with I think I am becoming a legend at this🤣 Just few weeks ago I killed a snake o

These monitor lizards (if that's what they are called) are actually common around our place (dry season and all + our house is in a developing area not too much urbanization going on) ever since I came back home briefly I see them around almost everyday.

This particular one seem to be living in our store/generator house. We've seen it run out a few times.

But today hearing how it was disturbing and scattering things in there, I took a pestle, tiptoed, kicked the door opened, with my leg expecting it to run out so I can smash it but lol it didn't even run out, I think it panicked, kept hitting it's head on some sort of sack we have hanging around.

Mustered some courage, smashed it, dropped the pestle and ran! 🤣

Then a Mallam came around, lives nearby and we called him in the past to help us kpai a larger monitor lizard that ate our GSD puppy😭 so I told my sis to go call him again.

When he arrived he simply pulled it out, said I killed it already 🫡🫡🫡 long story short, right there in our backyard, baba turned it to asun oo😋❤️

BTW thanks to everyone who checked up on me following this kwara terrorist attacks and all🙏

Last picture is me 😋😋 don't play
Gold Rose 🍷

Goldrosewine:
Cc. Nlfpmod
Cc. Seun

So to start with I think I am becoming a legend at this🤣 Just few weeks ago I killed a snake o

These monitor lizards (if that's what they are called) are actually common around our place (dry season and all + our house is in a developing area not too much urbanization going on) ever since I came back home briefly I see them around almost everyday.

This particular one seem to be living in our store/generator house. We've seen it run out a few times.

But today hearing how it was disturbing and scattering things in there, I took a pestle, tiptoed, kicked the door opened, with my leg expecting it to run out so I can smash it but lol it didn't even run out, I think it panicked, kept hitting it's head on some sort of sack we have hanging around.

Mustered some courage, smashed it, dropped the pestle and ran! 🤣

Then a Mallam came around, lives nearby and we called him in the past to help us a larger monitor lizard that ate our GSD puppy😭

When he arrived he simply pulled it out, said I killed it already 🫡🫡🫡 long story short, right there in our backyard, baba turned it to asun oo😋❤️

BTW thanks to everyone who checked up on me following this kwara terrorist attacks and all🙏

You murdered itttttttt!

dawnomike:
You murdered itttttttt!

Yes sir, I kpai am with my full chest😋😋

Picture of you holding it.

This writer and topic is a romance scam bait. Lol

Iagos:
Picture of you holding it.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

writetopoka:
This writer and topic is a romance scam bait. Lol

Lol Nigeria my country everyone is a scammer🥲

Goldrosewine:
Lol Nigeria my country everyone is a scammer🥲

scammer

Your name is Samuel elefan

Joeboypondeck:
scammer

Your name is Samuel elefan

LoL! Straight casting. No mercy. 🤣🤣🤣

MURDERER.... 😂😂
You did well. But be careful. I don't want to hear that they came back revenge. Sorry for the lost puppy 😞

Goldrosewine:
Yes sir, I kpai am with my full chest😋😋

women don't av chest
...

u are definitely a man

All you need now is one medium sized onion, two Maggie cubes, salt and cent leaves

This Samuel boy, go and find a legitimate job. Money no dey Nairaland.

Goldrosewine:
So to start with I think I am becoming a legend at this🤣 Just few weeks ago I killed a snake o

These monitor lizards (if that's what they are called) are actually common around our place (dry season and all + our house is in a developing area not too much urbanization going on) ever since I came back home briefly I see them around almost everyday.

This particular one seem to be living in our store/generator house. We've seen it run out a few times.

But today hearing how it was disturbing and scattering things in there, I took a pestle, tiptoed, kicked the door opened, with my leg expecting it to run out so I can smash it but lol it didn't even run out, I think it panicked, kept hitting it's head on some sort of sack we have hanging around.

Mustered some courage, smashed it, dropped the pestle and ran! 🤣

Then a Mallam came around, lives nearby and we called him in the past to help us kpai a larger monitor lizard that ate our GSD puppy😭 so I told my sis to go call him again.

When he arrived he simply pulled it out, said I killed it already 🫡🫡🫡 long story short, right there in our backyard, baba turned it to asun oo😋❤️

BTW thanks to everyone who checked up on me following this kwara terrorist attacks and all🙏

Last picture is me 😋😋 don't play
Gold Rose 🍷

You killed it with just one blow...?

Hmmm...


Na you I comment pretty killer for your last snake thread I remember you!

You killed someone's offspring.

Okayy, you killed it but why is it in a bowl? Perhaps, soup?

I have killed a monitor lizard before and I can tell you, monitor lizards have one of the toughest skins in the animal kingdom....

I struck that monitor lizard with more than 30 strikes on its body before it turned and attempted to lunge at me and I hit its head repeatedly for more than 5 times with a T-shaped hollow iron.

That was how I bagged myself a monitor lizard, a huge monitor lizard behind because, Ibadan that year. I had blisters on my hand for days.

PlayerMeji:
I have killed a monitor lizard before and I can tell you, monitor lizards have one of the toughest skins in the animal kingdom....

I struck that monitor lizard with more than 30 strikes on its body before it turned and attempted to lunge at me and I hit its head repeatedly for more than 5 times with a T-shaped hollow iron.

That was how I bagged myself a monitor lizard, a huge monitor lizard behind because, Ibadan that year. I had blisters on my hand for days.

The op is just catching Cruise...

Or seeking attention. May not even be the person in the picture or profile.

Except the ML was already dead or dying she/he couldn't possibly take it out with just one blow.


Some people are creative in their imagination Sha. So don't believe everything you see on SM!

This babe dey advertise herself ni