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My Near Death Experience With Bloating by Luckystarsssz(op): 7:11am On Feb 13
My near death experience with bloating and why goat farmers must have these two plants at home.

It was on the 12th of April I was in a celebrator mood not because of valentine but because my nerd has increased…my goat just kid 2 as usual.

I decided not to eat at home but stroll around the town for a few minutes.

And as always I took some coins with me.

whether I fit stumble throwaway person market or see something I like and would want to buy.

As I stroll around I saw some big mouth watering cucumbers na so I decide to buy.

Brought two and three groundnuts to go with.

It was dark I say wetin concern me make I dey eat am dey go for road…no big man for road now.

I eat this delicacy top am with chill pure water and right there I was the luckiest guy that evening.

Fast forward hours later I started getting these weird cucumber breath…I was as if the cucumber smell was coming from my mouth.

For my mind I say village people ona don find my come.

The smell keep getting stronger and as I stood up to see what was happening na urge to vomit dey my body.

I quickly left my room straight to my backyard but before I could open the door woooowh na vomit.

Before I could say Jesus is Lord na sheeet self dey worry me.

Oboy I say na diahrea be this oo.

I run to sheeet and as I dey sheeet another vomit.

I finished enter my room to take my roots that I give to my Cockerel.

Bitter leaves and scent leave water
Ginger and garlic water
And Tagiri water.

This are water I give my fowl when I raise chickens organically no drugs no vitamins.

There are many but this is my go-to that me and my animal always drink.

After drinking it everything was ok.

I decide to sleep raising my head above my body using pillow.

So many thoughts on my mind abi this people don finally poison me…it's very common here.

Abi this boy don sell cucumber wey don spoil for me

Abi na because me and babe dey strong face for each other.

Many thoughts on my mind.

I carry phone Google vomiting after eating cucumber and it was confirmed allergies reaction.

Na the same reaction I get when I eat potatoes sprayed with chemicals.

I sleep off only to wake up with a bloated stomach I don reach seven month pregnant.

Who I wan cal like this now here we go again that weird cucumber breath smell I quickly open my door jack one rubber and before I could say jack.

Na vomit inside the rubber and urge to sheeet

After I sheeet I go my backyard collect bitter leave two and one scent leave and chew.

I chewed until it overpowered the cucumber breath and drink enough water to wash it down.

I lie down before you I don get major transformation from pregnant to slim fit.

That was what saved me from bloating.

If you're are a goat farmer here's why this is important.

Always have this handy in your farm.

Because it's effective against bloating bloating kill goats faster than anything else I know.

Your goat belly will keep getting big before you know goat don fall down and die like say na mf* prayers dey work.

I've lost two goats to bloating not knowing the secret is right before me.

Until it happens to me

Give your goat bitter leaves and scent leave to chew and it's ok.

One last but important thing.

I thank God also say I no carry woman sef wetin I for talk and my money for just waste like that.

Argue with your keyboard

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