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A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not functioning as required therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.” At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine, we had several abortions she has even planned to poison you on our returned from Italy so that the both of us will elope for the U.S.A please find a place in heart to forgive me. She responded “No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child is Victoria the rest belong to Eti Your best friend. You also remember you were robbed by arm robbers last year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I actually set you up by some gangs who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford University in England. Even now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.” Mr. manji responded “no problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful men/women of faith because, God has answered your prayers, the two engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers became mute instead of celebrating the good news. One of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES oooooooo” Dont laugh alone. Kindly share and put a smile on someones face

every begining must surely have an end. move on people, psquare have made their choice. even this world will come to an end someday.

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As this boy is found, May all those that are still declared missing be found by the Grace of GOD.Amen.

whether she fine or she no fine na una wahala be that, make una go marry spirit .Happy married life jare.

nice security advice he who have ear let them hear.

chestless is equal to half enjoyment.

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loosing hope on PHCN is not loosing hope on LIFE. remember LIFE has no duplicate.

This is just like signing your death warrant.

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searchiing4love:
GARBAGE IN GARBAGE OUT EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM. THEY KEEP MAKING USELESS LAWS TO COMBAT CHEATING WHILE THE SAME GOVERNMENT CHEATS AND ROBS THE STUDENTS OF A BETTER FUTURE AFTER GRADUATION DUE TO UNAVAILABILITY OF JOBS AS A RESULT OF MASSIVE LOOTING BY THE POLITICAL CLASS. USELESS COUNTRY

heh punk head, carry your hatred some where else ,if our leaders are useless that doesn't mean the whole country is useless, think about it and thank me later.

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pls support the Naira encourage local growth.#patronisemadeinnigeria.
#buymadeinnigeria. Mod pls do the needful. let's encourage made in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria. Amen.

Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president. 1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business. 2. Our problem is not d government but our problem is our importers and consumers. 3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president. 4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise. 5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has remained 197. 6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches. 7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex. 8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41 products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market. 9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs. 10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes. 11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 naira to 1 dollars. 12. However that does not mean that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each. 13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here. 14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced. 15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products. 16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency. 17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.

Love She treats me as if I’m her personal sex machine ON February 22, 2016 7:18 PM / IN Relationships / Comments Dear Bunmi, FOR over 15 months, I’ve fallen madly in love with a girl I thought I had a future with, not knowing that all she wanted from me was sex. She told me to my face that I was reading too much into the relationship. As far as she’s concerned, both of us are enjoying a fantastic sexual experience and I shouldn’t have got emotionally involved. As if this isn’t devastating enough, she told me she was relocating abroad where she once studied. Her older siblings are there. She refused to give me her forwarding address and said I shouldn’t bother with e-mails as she would change her e- mail address as soon as she gets there. I’m completely gutted. I thought we had something special after spending so much time with her. We met at a friend’s birthday party and we got along almost instantly. In the months we’d been together, we’ve had mind-blowing sex. The girl is simply amazing! In spite of the fact that most of our best times together were sexually based, I fell hopelessly in love with her. I wish she feels the same way about me. Recently, I had things out with her and we had the most terrible bust-up. She didn’t see any reason why I was so upset by her flippant attitude. I called her cold and predatory. She laughed in my face and called me weak and unrealistic, that I was also too possessive. She leaves in a few weeks; but tells me she’s open to quickies as often as I want. Isn’t she pathetic? She carries on as if I’m her personal sex machine. She doesn’t care about my feelings at all. How am I going to get over this heartache? Jonathan, By e-mail. Dear Jonathan, As you may well have realised, we all experience upsets in life. Being let down is frustrating and annoying, but you will get over this, believe me. It’s unfortunate that your girlfriend turns out to be such a blatant user. Many men would have loved to be in your shoes because of the no-strings attached sex. This shows that women could be just as capable of being predatory as men. At least she was honest about her sexual needs and desires. She didn’t lead you on and promise you the world like some women do, only to dump you at the last moment. Try not to let this relationship make you bitter. This girl never promised what she couldn’t deliver. Finish with her now and look forward to starting life afresh in the New Year. Any valuable lessons you have learnt in this relationship should guide any new ones.

lalastical please do the needful lets enlighten Nigerian.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT..
Mr David Ahmed Okoro started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6am. While his teapot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his clipper (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE IN THE USA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN job...
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Mr David Ahmed Okoro decided to relax for a while. He put on his slippers (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA), while fiddling with his mobile phone (MADE IN SOUTH KOREA), and then wondered why he cant find a good paying job in... NIGERIA.
He felt achy and sore in his left kneel, he decided to take one tablet of his TRAMADOL TABLETS (MADE IN BANGLADESH) to relieve the pain. Lying down on his bed and wondering why NIGERIAN External Foreign Reserve has depleted to under $ 28billion which has translated to free fall depreciation of Nigerian NAIRA to US DOLLAR at PARALLEL MARKET.......
Fellow Nigerians, let's us start producing, let us start buying made in NIGERIA goods If our economy is to grow and create better jobs.
How can a country like Nigeria be importing toothpick, cutting bud, cotton wool, matches, rubber band e.t.c? And we complain at d same time that there is no jobs for our teeming youths?
The situation is even pathetic now when you see Nigerians ( in Lagos) prefer Cotonou garri to that of Ijebu, buy cotonou pineapple and they say it is better than that of Nigeria. That is why frozen foods will be exported to Cotonou from farms like that of obasanjo repacked and imported back to Nigeria because they know Nigerians always prefer made in outside Nigeria goods .
That is why you will see an expatriate renumeration will be juicy than that of his Nigeria counterpart even if that Nigerian is more certificated than d expatriate ( This also happen in government parastatals).
Any nation that import majorly foreign made goods/ services rather than producing their own are hurting its people....
When we keep importing foreign made products into Nigeria, we keep importing poverty into our country and exporting jobs abroad...
Let's go back to the land to grow and patronise MADE IN NIGERIA products...
PLEASE SHARE FREELY TO ENLIGHTEN ALL NIGERIANS.

All this Niger deltans corruption dey there blood, they were given a rare opportunity to lead Nigeria and before you know what happen they loot the country dry. A certain Otuoke man" well I rest my case.

Nna man don suffer,with his little experience in jail I hope he has learnt his lesson

end time NSA

Na wah oh

LA click LA die

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Fashola my role model ,Buhari my mentor gbam !!!

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