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[quote author=Galaxy.Note.II]Boring discussion about boring Britain.

"Ol chap, hit me up with tea, will you my dear?"

Bleh.[/quote]No one says that!!!

sandysprax: My thoughts exactly. The high street on a busy day.


U go just see Oyo women everywhere.

I've only been once, and it's just awful. A lot of fresh off the boat niggas walking around the high street with chewing sticks in mouth.

Peckham is ghetto!!!!

shymexx: This is Peckham:



https://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/84/07/2840769_ba931358.jpg

Yes it is. A few acres of Peckham. Why don't you show people what the real Peckham looks like.

MacLovington: .

Well of course you won't see the Nigerian surgeons in theatres, nurses, civil servants or IT whizkids tucked away in the city of London, would you?

So you see only roadside sellers.

Oh I very much like it that I can buy African stuff from them, we've got to rep everywhere.

Shut up!

Stop asking me stüpid questions... You benefit claiming whòre!

ItsModella: Peckham tho? I heard that place is like a refugee camp for Africans

It is!

...uncles and aunties living with no papers.

If you mention 'immigration', you'll see the way they will all scatter.

London is overrated!!!


A lot of Nigerians living there are living below the minimum wage. You'll find most of them in Peckham, selling ata rodo && weaves.

shymexx: You live in Yorkshire - you ain't about that life....

Pay up!!!!!

shymexx: I've never opened the TV license letter in my life...

&& you come here stunting??... I see!

Shollypopz: Do u understand how crazy that sounds? What else do y'all pay for? Is there home phone license too?

That's the norm to me.


Just tv license. You can't be watching tv without paying homage to the queen!!!

ItsModella: do you guys also pay internet license, heat license, shower license?

Yes. Even pooping license.




No.

shymexx: Don't tell me your folks pay for that fvckery...

Only white people pay TV license....

I pay.

My family does as well.


&& I'm not white!

shymexx: Most people don't pay it, to be honest...

I didn't pay it in my first year of Uni. How can they expect me to pay for bloody tv license when I'm living in halls?!! Get bent!

ItsModella: yo, that's still f*cked up.

and here I was thinking America was some hellhole.

You have to pay it yearly as well.


But if one is blind, you get a 50% discount. Yippie!!!

ItsModella: Seriously, is that even life? how can I pay to have a TV? that's fuckedupness.

You ain't about that life!

ItsModella: seriously, what the hell is TV license? you need a license to own/watch TV? wtf?

You can watch tv without a tv license, but don't let them come knocking on your door.... You will get fined and risk going to prison.

Iyaqueen: OMG dis trend make me feel better, cos I thought am d only 1 paying bills, house rent £650 per mth,c-tax free cos am in school it could hv bn £90 per mth,mi nd hubby fone £80,gas + ele £84 sometimes is more than cos we need to put d heating or cos of d kids,sky+broadband+landfone package£45,petrol £120 per mth, shopping weekly na to manage Ooº° £50, I don't know how much I spend on 9ja food cos is expensive,payback bill asin owning(45) after school club for 1st boy a mth £32 than creche £402 per mth, abi we no go do fine boy nd fine girl omo na packaging now Ooº° lol mummy go make hair £30, daddy + 2 boys (barber) £20 per mth, gues wat no work + no benefit...only bebefit for d boys £520, we still. Give God all the glory...gud nite

Insurance, road tax and MOT as well ... He he he

God save the queen!

davidylan: I beg to differ coogar. The above has been peddled for so long that we now take it for gospel truth. You should try living in NYC, DC or even LA. Another point... you really dont have to live in a cripplingly expensive city if you cant honestly afford it. Its just plain silly... move to a cheaper spot and save money. Nigerians love the ego boost of being able to say they live in London. then come here and whine about cost of living.

A lot of Nigerians living in London are traffic wardens

He he he!!! (Only joking)

adaobi123: I was going to apply to kings but I became to scared - they all seemed a bit too intelligent to me (I regret not applying)
You can always visit me
And thanks

Are you for real?!!!

shymexx: Now that's piss-taking...

I doubt the richest guy you have ever been with can afford to live the life that I live, tbh..

Hmmm hmmm... Talk that talk baby!

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Shollypopz: Just because u're suffering doesn't mean everyone is.......like d way u posed on here wiv the picture u took in the snow, bush man!

Hahahahaha dead!


Where's the picture??!!


Common snow??... Bush-pig! Olodo boy!

shymexx: Skyping is the topic!! We want skype!! We want skype!! We want skype!!

Can you afford to charge your laptop?!

Shollypopz: LMAO! Nah,that wudda been nice though.

I hope d info isn't about my boo, that chapter shudda been dead and buried but my eyes are itching, u know how much I like gist oo

Hahaha radio nairaland.

I'm not going to disclose anything now, or give you a hint, but the info is juicy. Kind of. Lol

shymexx: Damn!! You need them uncles and their massive bellies can't work that thing the right way... That thing that thing that thingggggggggg...

Ewwwwww... You disgust me!


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Back to the topic...

shymexx: So, you have started linking uncles from NL, yeah??

Not just uncles.. Fathers && Grandpas!

Shollypopz: Just there.....ate Indian food and "cried" I was getting older. Got nice gifts too, that's all

Happy belated birthday!!!!!!


Is one of the nice gifts a dîldo?!

Shollypopz: The baddest b1tch on NL......how u dey?

My ears/eyes are itching, NL is dull when u are not here to whoop dem man-b1tches with me. I'll holla @ u tomorrow

Blame my trip to naija . I'm getting on top of things now (pun intended ), so I'll be on NL a lot more-ish.


The info is worth waiting for

shymexx: I'll pay them seeing you dance for me...

I guess British gas will have to call the bailiffs on your black aśs then, 'cos that ain't never gonna happen.

adaobi123: You went in fam

Abeg, face market o!!

shymexx: Err... How do you know that and how much do you cost?? Everyone has got a price - and if I can afford a rolex and an audemars piguet... then, my bands should be able to make you dance...

Pay those bills first without complaining.

Shollypopz: So? Abeg dey your lane and face abiL

My main bïtch!!!

I need to update you about ***


I'll contact you tomorrow. If I don't remember, bell my line message me

shymexx: I'll start from the end of this month...

Don't be a pagan - gatts enough bands for you, country girl..

Your accent is jokes, though...

*Yorkshire accent* Alright mate!



You can't afford me. FACT!