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Phone/Internet MarketNokia N8 For Sale! by Abiolanzy(op): 5:47pm On Jul 08, 2011
NOKIA N8 for sale still neat with pack 8 month old interested should txt on 0805521189 / 08098890926/or
email on abiolanzy09@gmail.com

PhonesRe: About Nokia N8 by Abiolanzy(m): 5:45pm On Jul 08, 2011
NOKIA N8 for sale still neat with pack 8 month old interested should txt on 0805521189 / 08098890926/or
email on abiolanzy09@gmail.com
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Htc Inspire 4g For Sale! by Abiolanzy(m): 6:17am On Jul 08, 2011
NOKIA N8 for sale still neat
with pack 8 month old
interested should txt on
0805521189 / 08098890926/
or
email on abiolanzy09@ gmail.com
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb For Sale! by Abiolanzy(m): 6:12am On Jul 08, 2011
NOKIA N8 for sale still neat
with pack 8 month old
interested should txt on
0805521189 / 08098890926/
or
email on abiolanzy09@ gmail.com
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Samsung Galaxy Sii For Sale! by Abiolanzy(m): 7:25pm On Jul 07, 2011
NOKIA N8 for sale still neat
with pack 8 month old
interested should txt on
0805521189 / 08098890926/
or
email on abiolanzy09@ gmail.com
Technology MarketRe: Pre-order your Technologies From USA and Canada Few days deliv by Abiolanzy(m): 6:39pm On Dec 24, 2010
Hi
i'l like 2 knw d price of Nokia N8 i'm interested[b][/b]
Jokes EtcRe: B/4 U Say I Do by Abiolanzy(op): 6:04pm On Dec 15, 2010
@poster, this too long kee. Sey na super story ni,

don't mind me i wnt everybody to fall in one of the categories cheesy
Jokes EtcB/4 U Say I Do by Abiolanzy(op): 5:50pm On Dec 14, 2010
HI peez,
i got this mail from a colleaque of mine in the office i decided to share it with
Wonderful Pple in in th house grin,

DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS? If not, let hear your opinion as it concerns you!!!!!!!!!!

For the singles most especially, the married sorry it may be too late to say No
Ibo Husband

Plus

1. He is very loyal
2. He maintains monogamy
3. Could be very yielding/gullible
4. Gives you access to all his assets
5. Follows your advice and directions to the letter
6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness
7. Takes care of your kids

Minus

1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money, spending money and spending money
2. May be semi-literate or illiterate.
3. May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth.
4. More likely to be crude and unrefined
5. Always has
a
large family to cater to and take care of plus apprentices etc
6. May not be presentable
7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to explore.
8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive

Yoruba Husband

Plus

1. Could be very romantic.
2. Could be caring
3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
4. Disciplines kids well
5. More white-collar career inclined
6. Literacy level is usually high

Minus

1. More likely to philander
2. More likely to eventually marry another wife
3. More likely to marry you for your money/connections.
4. Could be highly assertive.
5. Most times you would take care of yourself after a while.
6. You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it.
7. Family members may be given priority.

Edo Husband

Plus

1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your needs.

Minus

1. May end up not taking full care of the kids
2. Could be very harsh
3. Does not take any nonsense
4. You may end up taking care of him
5. You can't cheat on him.

Urhobo Man

Plus

1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your children's needs.
3. Loves to give good sex


Minus

1. Get ready to have 16 children
2. You may end up taking care of him
3. You cant cheat on him.
4. His romantic nature is very harsh and forceful
5. Very demanding in bed
6. Be sure to accommodate two more wives, girlfriends and dont employ a pretty househelp.

Efik Man

Plus

1. Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your absence.
2. Is usually very religious
3. Hardworking
4. Good in bed
5. Quite organised and clean.

Minus

1. Be prepared to have 12 kids
2. Your cooking may not be good enough
3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between. He will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids
4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his fifties.

Hausa Man

Plus

1. Hardly believes in premarital sex.
2. Very religious
3. Takes care of you

Minus

1. You may be wife number 4
2. You may be wife number 4 at 14
3. You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime.
4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.


''''DIFFERENT KINDS OF NIGERIAN WIVES''''


The Urhobo Wife

PLUS

1 always loyal/faithfully(cheating is outright abomination)
2 very hardworking and self reliant
3. Very F, your brains out.(even when you are quarelling)
4. very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup,sea food specials
5 can persevere even in poverty conditions
6 accommodating if a second wife shows up
7 She's used to her working while you get high at home.
8 would lay down their life for their children and is very respectful to her in-laws
9. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.


MINUS

1 argumentative
2 stubborn
3 alcholic tendencies
4 a high level of gra- gra
5 very very very vocal
6. very smart and hardened( can never see her in tears)
7 She'll short your booze ration
8 She respects you with serious warning.
9 Very sharp and wise to take action

Yoruba Wife

Plus

1. Very respectful to husband
2. Very respectful to in-laws
3. Most times educated
4. Yielding and submissive
5. Likes sex.

Minus

1. Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you.
2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office.
3. Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
5. May jazz you up.
6. Will fill you
with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
7. Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of age.
8. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a peck.

Ibo Wife

Plus

1. Loyal to her husband
2. Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
3. Is very clean.
4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their head or even fight while the husband watches.
5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance of remarrying after kids.

Minus

1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
2. After breaking the neighbours' head will one day break yours.
3. Only regards you as a man if you have money.
4. Views love as spending power.
5. May not really love you but will marry you because you are ready and her real lover isn't.
6. Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
7. Does not tolerate your inlaws and disrespects them.
8. May stop shagging you after 35.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she will become VERY insubmissive and her family will finally remember what a useless in-law you are.
10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break your head.

Edo Wife

Plus

1. Cannot cheat on you
2. Can also cook good food.
3.
Looks after kids and you.
4. Very respectful
5. Most times well endowed.
6. Very thrifty
7. Always has one brother or sister in Europe to bail you out in hard times.
8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or dead.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about.

Minus

1. May have signed your death day the day you were married.
2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
3. Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
4. Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still staying in a room and parlor without you knowing.
5. May have done runs before you gotmarried.
6. Always calculating how to send your children abroad for ANY kind of job


Hausa Wife

Plus

1. Everything good.

Minus

1. If you are not a Muslim, no chance.
2. You may eventually have to show her where the promised land is.
3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark.

Efik Wife

Plus

1. She will load you with so much good food that every other thing is poison
2. She will also f, your brains out.
3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you misbehave.
4. Very clean.

Minus

1. She will f, your brains out finally.
2. She will either be very slim, have anextremely large arse or be very short.
3. You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest hair.
4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep you coming back for more.
smiley wink cheesy grin angry sad shocked cool huh tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided kiss cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal On 13th December: 1 - 0 by Abiolanzy(m): 7:27am On Dec 13, 2010
in as much as evra, rooney and nani are on the pitch tonight gonners should forget it. undecided
Technology MarketNokia E52 For Sale Plus Digital Camera by Abiolanzy(op): 6:36pm On Dec 08, 2010
nokia e52 for sale still neat with pack 8 month old interested should txt on 0805521189 / 08098890926/or
email on abiolanzy09@gmail.com
PLUS DIGITAL CAMERA KODAK EASY SHARE C613
2.4in/6.1cmcd 3XOPTICAL ZOOM
PRICE IS 25K
DIGITAL CAMERA 20K
last

Technology MarketRe: Phones For Sale With Pictures Inside by Abiolanzy(m): 6:29pm On Dec 08, 2010
nokia e52 for sale still neat with pack 8 month old interested should txt on 0805521189 / 08098890926/or
email on abiolanzy09@gmail.com
PLUS DIGITAL CAMERA KODAK EASY SHARE C613
2.4in/6.1cmcd 3XOPTICAL ZOOM

Technology MarketRe: Post Your Computer And Electronic Adverts On Nairalist.com by Abiolanzy(m): 6:19pm On Dec 08, 2010
nokia e52 for sale still neat with pack 8 month old interested should txt on 0805521189 / 08098890926/or
email on abiolanzy09@gmail.com
PLUS DIGITAL CAMERA KODAK EASY SHARE C613
2.4in/6.1cmcd 3XOPTICAL ZOOM

PhonesRe: All Symbian ^3 Apps And Games Here(n8,c7,e7,etc) by Abiolanzy(m): 7:35am On Dec 06, 2010
@janga plz yur n8 is made in what n hw waz the performance?
thanks
PhonesRe: All Symbian ^3 Apps And Games Here(n8,c7,e7,etc) by Abiolanzy(m): 6:16pm On Dec 03, 2010
PhonesRe: All Symbian ^3 Apps And Games Here(n8,c7,e7,etc) by Abiolanzy(m): 9:00am On Nov 30, 2010
FOR OPERA 10.1 VERSION
m.opera.com
http://www.pakblogger.com/napps
PhonesRe: All Symbian ^3 Apps And Games Here(n8,c7,e7,etc) by Abiolanzy(m): 8:52am On Nov 30, 2010
MORNING GUYZ
www.symbiantalk.net
http://myemobiles.com
betalabs.nokia.com
http://www.babinokia.com/themes, 3-gallery

LETS GO DRE cool
PhonesRe: All Symbian ^3 Apps And Games Here(n8,c7,e7,etc) by Abiolanzy(m): 5:59pm On Nov 29, 2010
i'm proud of ds tread but guyz let bcareful of links and site to download from because of the N8 version dat s (S60V^3)
cos if s not d version it will make the phone to hang and restart resulting to hardset. plz lets take note thanks smiley wink cheesy grin angry sad shocked cool huh tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided kiss cry
thanks

PhonesRe: All Symbian ^3 Apps And Games Here(n8,c7,e7,etc) by Abiolanzy(m): 7:20am On Nov 25, 2010
weldone guyz av been lookn forward for this lets get it started wink

Technology MarketRe: Brand New Units Nokia N8 And Blackberry Bold 9700 For Sale (from Nov 25) by Abiolanzy(m): 10:17am On Nov 14, 2010
@ pimping777 i'm interested too let me knw wen u av it via my email
abiolanzy09@mail.com
must be made in finland black/dark grey preferable
PhonesRe: Searching For A Phone That Supports Lotus Mail. by Abiolanzy(m): 8:25am On Nov 14, 2010
i have on my NOkIA E52. If u care 4 it. smiley
Technology MarketRe: Phone To Sell/buy by Abiolanzy(m): 10:36pm On Nov 01, 2010
nokia e52 for sale still neat with pack 8 month old interested should txt on 0805521189 / 08098890926/or
email on abiolanzy09@gmail.com
PhonesRe: Nokia N900 For Sale,with All Accesories Still Present by Abiolanzy(m):
I HAVE NOKIA E52 FOR SALE FAILYUSE 8MONTH OLD WITH COMPLETE PACK INTERESTED SHOULD CONTACT ME ON 08098890926/08038259647 EMAIL- abiolanzy09@gmail.com
Technology MarketNokia E52 4 Sale by Abiolanzy(op):
FAIRLY USE 8MONTH OLD WITH COMPLETE PACK. contact me on 08038259647 email me on abiolanzy09@gmail.com
PhonesRe: Nokia N900 For Sale,with All Accesories Still Present by Abiolanzy(m): 5:18pm On Oct 30, 2010
hi i'm intrested send my full pics detail. abiolanzy09@gmail.com
PhonesRe: Nokia Users Share Ur Ovi Username by Abiolanzy(m): 8:41am On Oct 24, 2010
smileyhi evry one mine s = abiolanzy09@ovi.com
PhonesRe: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by Abiolanzy(m): 10:04am On Jun 06, 2010
plz sugafoot i nid help n hacking my nokia E52 plz it very important  thanks
my imei- is 355216036971292[color=#000099][/color]
PhonesRe: Hack Your S60 Phones In 3 Minutes,anytime,anywhere by Abiolanzy(m):
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