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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 5:39pm On May 24, 2023
ReadaDream:
I hope you are not running mad or about to?.
Medical evaluation won't even save you.
You should head straight to Golgotha.
See the trash sef.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 5:35pm On May 24, 2023
ReadaDream:
Sharp 32' Led TV
HDMi
USB
Audio In
Remote available

Price: #55k
Location: Lagos (Sangotedo)


You need extensive medical evaluation.
You definitely can't be well.
What's this 55k rubbish?
He even said remote available.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 8:09am On May 18, 2023
I like this thread. grin

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 5:24pm On May 14, 2023
drunkpunk:


Na small money. Help me buy na Oga Boss?
Oja to ti kuta ko le mi ma ra.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 3:38pm On May 14, 2023
drunkpunk:
Baby Bed... 8" high.
Baby Pram...
Igando, Lagos.
08033170403.
These ads are over a year already, yet you no wan get sense.

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Forum Games / Re: Question Diary by Abizz: 9:10am On Apr 15, 2023

1. What’s the weather outside your window doing right now? Hazy.

2 What are things you can’t go without?
My mail and TomTom. I think basically it's even TomTom.


3 What makes you happy? My daughter, food, aloneness and an extremely neat house.


4 A recent conflict that you dealt with. A junior colleague wanted to commit fraud in my name. Had him arrested and I pressed charges too.

5 What movie made you cry? Cry ke. I watch every movie with the constant consciousness that it's all acting, one that is as fake as the butts in balogun market. With this, my emotions can't be messed with. Besides, emotional or movies filled with too much suspense don't appeal to me at all, not even a little. Once a movie belongs to these categories, I stop watching or fastward to the concluding scenes to have an idea. More of the latter for me.


6 The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning. I pray.


7 What inspires you to be yur best self? My background. The state of things at the beginning of my life triggers me to do more, just every time.


8 If you could have a superpower, what would you wish for? Take down all social media platforms without thinking twice, save for NL and Gmail if they are considered one.


9 How do you get yourself out of a bad mood?
Spend extra hours in my study. Reading, working and reflecting. Place is very therapeutic.


10 Do you like to be alone or do you like having company? Nothing makes me happy than being alone. Unless when my daughter is my company. So yeah, alone.

Thanks so much Kaycee54321 for the tag.
I tag; Collegenews,
Egoat,
Sisitito1 and
Pocohantas.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 8:41am On Apr 15, 2023
KStylist:
Pocohantas and Abizz have been away for days, at the same time and here has been peaceful so far.
Who knows? One person may be behind the two monikers. cheesy

People have a life outside of NL.
NL doesn't pay my bills.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 3:13pm On Apr 03, 2023
Nlanalyst:

Not at all.
I'm 100% interested, nothing is changing.
You said May ending, it's reason I'm not in any rush.
Truth is just that, I can't pay in advance.
Come May, I'll come over, pay and close the deal. From my end, I'm 100% certain of my unwavering readiness.
Don't ever make advance payment for any items on NL. Na big risk, unless Gizoze is the seller.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:14pm On Apr 02, 2023
Ahhh!
JPeel, stoppiittt.


See knock out.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:08pm On Apr 02, 2023
ngBuild:

Their resolution is superb, before you enjoy it, you have to be to sure your content is in 4k, 2k, or fhd, even 720p content is displayed in crisp and natural colours.

Maybe you loaded crappy low quality video.
Una get time.
The resolution na like symbian phone own.
Politics / Re: How Did People's Gazette Manage To Get Obi And Oyedepo Conversation? by Abizz: 3:22pm On Apr 02, 2023
SenatePresdo:


DSS just like FBI in the US, may have the capacity to track people's call through the cooperation of network providers.

Our calls are not end-to-end encrypted.

MTN can record our calls once it starts ringing.

And again, call recording only starts when the call is picked, not when it's ringing.
I stand to be corrected.

Only Network providers can record a call when it's still ringing because it has already connected to their server.

So who's in charge of the DSS?
DSS can track calls and they haven't tracked Bandits', Bokoharams', herdsmen' calls to avert killings?
Politics / Re: How Did People's Gazette Manage To Get Obi And Oyedepo Conversation? by Abizz: 3:00pm On Apr 02, 2023
SenatePresdo:
How did they?


Is it from the Network Services?

Could it be GLO, Airtel or MTN that collected money to leak people's private conversation?

Could it be that obi or Oyedepo recorded the voice call, and then sent it to People's Gazette?

Could it be that it's an AI that did the job?

Secondly, there is nothing wrong in asking Oyedepo to help canvas Christian votes for him.
I think either Aisha or Buhari went to Mbaka in 2015 to help them canvas Christian votes.
They also went to Adeboye.

Even Tinubu asked many of his Bishops to endorse and help him canvas Christian votes.

Obi is not the first, and still won't be the last.

What people prefer to say in their private should remain in their private, they made it private for a reason.


So who's responsible for the leak, if its not fake?


If that call was recorded by any of the two conversing then it's Obi. Ask me why?

Because the recording covered the ringing part. There is no way Oyedepo could have started recording a conversation when he hasn't picked the call.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 2:04pm On Apr 02, 2023
You have mentioned me more than 5 times in the last two days. If it's not Abizz then it's hisense.
If I give out the same energy, Abizz is bileful, Abizz is peevish.
After, she will run to diary section with twisted narratives.


Non-religious virtuous woman of valour. Character top notch.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Return To My Boss After He Disgraced Me? by Abizz: 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2023
#1, 500 to treat yourself despite how you were maltreated?

You are better off without that job.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 12:53pm On Apr 02, 2023
seanwilliam:
hmm, pls what do you feel about Hisense? Especially the ac and fridge?
Brother man, I use hisense products. Every available product of theirs in trusted sales outlets, Fouani basically. And I haven't regretted trusting them till now. Chantas is just playing herself and choosing to twist obvious facts to suit her opinions.
God forbid I give out things I find useless. I swear to God, I can't do it. I can't gift something I know would possibly be a burden to the receiver. This is me saying that her claims that I am gifting out my hisense products for her indirectly purported faultiness is pure fallacy. I give these things out not because they are faulty but because I have got them in doubles. And as far as nairaland is concerned which I believe some of my friends can bear me witness if they come across this, I have only given out one single hisense product which was the 42" Smart TV I bought in 2017 or so and I gave it out with the carton and even the packaging cushioning to tell you just how neat and mint it is. It wasn't because it was faulty or because it was giving me issues. Lord knows it wasn't. I only got a bigger one. If hisense was half bad as Chantas and her cohort make it look, some of us won't turn our houses to house of hisense. Believe me brother, read through this thread if possible, I have never talked anyone into buying hisense products. I don't. I only don't shy away from stating how much I love the products and how well they have served me unlike the 3-for-50-naira fake brands they buy from Onyenka store, experience of which they use to belittle hisense. Na their problem no be my own. If I have any reason to replace my appliances, I'm buying hisense unless they don't have that particular gadget.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 8:02pm On Apr 01, 2023
GAZZUZZ:


These might interest you, I have them in storage
Why does this your own look extra classy?

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 8:00am On Apr 01, 2023
GAZZUZZ:


You for hide your pic, now abizz don see am cry
Mention me when you intend to sell that vintage Mercedes.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 6:43pm On Mar 31, 2023
Nlanalyst:

Google would have just helped. wink
Imagine!!!!
Only heaven knows how much effort I've put into knowing.
Name's somehow indeed.
Thanks Brother.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 8:11pm On Mar 30, 2023
theenchanter:
I guess the idiot is scared to call me. Someone with a weakened bony chest.
See, bro, I don't understand this forceful yearn to be noticed.
Heaven bears me witness, that post was for Chantas and Glory alone.
I am noticing your moniker for the first time, I wonder what made you feel I would waste my time throwing shades at you. There are levels to this thing na. Rest abeg.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 8:06pm On Mar 30, 2023
pocohantas:


We read you the first time, Sir. smiley

Can we have piss now?
What does the name Ekemma mean? Please.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:40pm On Mar 30, 2023
GloriousGbola:


Let me teach you another word

Coward
Chicken
Sissy
Wimp

All synonyms for Abizz and his gang of mediocrity enforcers
I sabi all these ones.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:36pm On Mar 30, 2023
Thank you.
You may think it's a joke but thank you.
Some other time, I'll handle your tirade properly but not tonight. You've earned my respect tonight..
GloriousGbola:



It is good idiots are teaching you. You clearly have always been the confirmed and certified dunce of the class who can only learn from being beaten, after all. Your lack of coherent thought and inability to comprehend without the application of violence shines through your attempts at stringing words together

Poor Abizz. A walking talking posting advertisement for the viability of corporal punishment in the classroom.

Don't forget to thank me. I know I have posted at least four words you have never come across before. By the time we are done you may be reading at ss1 level, even if you are condemned to think at a jss1 level

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:30pm On Mar 30, 2023
Damnnn.
VITIROL.

Make I reach office use am tomorrow.

I go nack you vitirol, you go go drink sniper. cheesy

Ajeh, I like the word.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:25pm On Mar 30, 2023
Jheypeel:

Abizz with the blank Cheque
Bros, please help edit the quoted text. Pleasssseeeeeeee.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:24pm On Mar 30, 2023
Gosh!!
Giveaway to calm nerves......
Me? Like I give a hoot what anyone thinks about me?
Calm nerves ke?
You sure know how to pick the wrong words.


By the way, idiots have their advantages too.
I just learnt a new word; VITIROL.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Abizz: 7:13pm On Mar 30, 2023
Pheewww

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