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CrimeRe: Hit-And-Run Driver Arrested In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 6:30am On Jan 23, 2025
I don't understand the last paragraph. Does the Agency have the right to detain,parade and charge people to court?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Approves Inland Dry Ports For Ogun, Oyo by Absuchat(m): 10:13pm On Jan 21, 2025
Tilimbu is doing fantastically well for the youba nation.

When table turns....no one should cry about that
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Needs Psychiatric Evaluation – Kanu’s Brother by Absuchat(m): 8:28pm On Jan 20, 2025
richeeyo:
A tribe picking battle with everyone, yet depends on every one to do business while everyone doesn't depend on them
Is this the new nonsense your h0pelex parents are feeding u with?
what more can laziness do?
PoliticsRe: The Saddest Things Is Seeing Some People Justifying Killing Of EFCC Agent-OmokrI by Absuchat(m): 3:44pm On Jan 20, 2025
A wanted cr1minal like Reno will say anything just to get a soft landing when he is captured
EducationRe: Kayode Adewale: Maths Teacher Using Mother Tongue Shorlisted For $1Million Prize by Absuchat(m): 9:44am On Jan 20, 2025
Nomination no mean say e don win oo.
I can bet ur balls...this guy no go cross the next stage
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Suspected Burglar In Ogun by Absuchat(m): 8:54am On Jan 20, 2025
Yoruba people ehn grin
if no be for other ethnic groups in that region, na only God knows how that region for be
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Stabbing In-law To Death In Imo by Absuchat(m): 8:51am On Jan 20, 2025
kheny12:
Most developed region in the country grin.Developers of all countries.
u rejoice over this ....but a news of a bulglar hitting and killing a resident in Ogun state and carting away 200k is also in the front page but as usual u are no where to be found there.
let me quickly go there and throw a party grin
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Igbo – Wike by Absuchat(m): 7:54am On Jan 20, 2025
Bede2u:
First of all, most oil currently in Rivers are in the sea and Ijaw/Ogoni areas. So yea, even if Edo has more oil than SE, we still have more oil than Ikwere.
Two, far away land you say? Well Ikwere and Igbo share a direct border. Nothing separates us, not water, not even artificial state creation because there are many towns in Rivers like Obiigbo who don't have identity crisis.
So go and sit on something sharp, talking about something you know nothing about.
Edo state doesn't even have as much oil as Anambra has talk more of SE.
Those people with 6 parallel lines on their miserable faces know nothing except what happens around ogbomosho cave
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Igbo – Wike by Absuchat(m): 7:49am On Jan 20, 2025
NOETHNICITY:
The delusion amongst the Igbo borders on psychological issues.

How many oil do you folks have in the SE?
Even Edo that has very meager deposit produce more oil than the enter SE combined!

If there is a person who speaks your language in far away land, rather than you trying to drag him at all cost to associate with you, it is better to let such decide for himself where and who he wants to associate himself with
keep fo0ling yourself .

PoliticsRe: Soludo Removes Obi Of Onitsha As Chairman, Anambra Traditional Rulers Council by Absuchat(m): 5:10am On Jan 20, 2025
bcomputer101:
The region that wakes up their father with a kick is on fire
Has that uselex king that was nearly k1lled by uselex Yoruba youths for changing an Afa recovered or finally kpaied?
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Warns Of Dangerous New Drug Trends In Lagos, Kano by Absuchat(m): 4:59am On Jan 20, 2025
bobby007:
ok deal with it
absolutely inconsequential
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Warns Of Dangerous New Drug Trends In Lagos, Kano by Absuchat(m): 8:51pm On Jan 19, 2025
bobby007:
deal with it
inconsequential nevertheless
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Warns Of Dangerous New Drug Trends In Lagos, Kano by Absuchat(m): 8:48pm On Jan 19, 2025
bobby007:
my assumption is not ur assumption
Your assumption lies on gross self-deceit
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Warns Of Dangerous New Drug Trends In Lagos, Kano by Absuchat(m): 3:39pm On Jan 19, 2025
bobby007:
supporting obi is a greater evil
So why did u assume you haven't done any evil in your entire life?
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Warns Of Dangerous New Drug Trends In Lagos, Kano by Absuchat(m): 1:57pm On Jan 19, 2025
bobby007:
not really, I don't smoke or drink and I have never done anything evil in my entire life
Supporting Tilimbu is evil and more dangerous than smoking and drinking combined
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Loves Watching James Bond Films- Leke Adeboye! by Absuchat(m): 1:51pm On Jan 19, 2025
No wonder
PropertiesRe: Having Court Case On Inherited Land. by Absuchat(m): 8:10pm On Jan 16, 2025
i hope you have fortified yourself?
maka ukwu aba shoe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Alex Iwobi Is Nigeria’s Second-most Featured Player In Premier League History by Absuchat(m): 11:17am On Jan 16, 2025
Mikel obi nko
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Beside King Of The Ga At Inauguration Of New Ghanaian President by Absuchat(m): 8:09am On Jan 09, 2025
Kewtt:
You need to read Igbo history by Ladoke Akintola
That will be after you read Yoruba history by Nnamdi Kanu.

Since all of una dey mad for this country
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CrimeRe: Man Arrested ‘for Stealing Goat’ For Daughter’s Naming In Ogun (pix) by Absuchat(m): 7:29pm On Jan 04, 2025
When you hear ...." Meat dey full for Yoruba Owambe " this is the extent they can go to make that happen.
FamilyRe: If You Are 25,but still leaves With Your Parents, You A Domestic Animal. by Absuchat(m): 5:33pm On Jan 03, 2025
Fiscus105:
I am very sure Colorado gangs would disagree, always wondering, how a man or lady of 30 and above coping leaving under parents.
Don't leave your parents house too early grin
CrimeRe: Catholic Priest Shoots Boy Dead For Setting Fireworks On Church Grounds In Imo by Absuchat(m): 7:45pm On Jan 02, 2025
That's one of the reasons why Abel Damina said what he said about The Roman Catholic
BusinessUnbelievable by Absuchat(op): 6:23am On Dec 29, 2024
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BusinessRe: Ecommerce Websites In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 4:59pm On Dec 28, 2024
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TravelRe: Auto-Crash Claims 13 Lives, Injures One In Ondo by Absuchat(m): 4:37pm On Dec 28, 2024
If it happened in the east, the scratch faces will celebrate it like it's an achievement.... and you will wonder what breed of unfortunate beings they are.

R.I.P to the dead
SportsGet The Best Deal On Fitness Kits by Absuchat(op): 10:09am On Dec 27, 2024
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CrimeRe: INTERPOL Declares 14 Nigerians Wanted For Human, Drug Trafficking by Absuchat(m): 10:02am On Dec 25, 2024
grin
PoliticsRe: December 25, 2009: The Foiled Christmas Day Bombing by Absuchat(m): 10:00am On Dec 25, 2024
grin
I see a black spot on his forehead
EducationRe: Reception For Martina Abang Chukwuma-Ezike: First Black Woman Lord Rector by Absuchat(m): 3:22pm On Dec 20, 2024
Must be an Igbo woman
PoliticsRe: When Good Intention Is Not Enough: Lessons From Ibadan Children Stampede by Absuchat(m): 8:07pm On Dec 19, 2024
LegendHero:
Ask AI which region is best known for cannibalism or skull mining. The response will clear your doubt
grin
You and your A.I are birds of the same feather.
Imagine asking a rhetorical question that even a mentally ill person will easily give you the accurate answer.

To highlight how dumb your A.I is, he gave you Okija as a tribe grin
E sure me say u go dey use this same A.I dey write jamb...reason why jamb already knows your full details as a regular customer

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