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Guys, i saw these somewhere. How true are they?

Question: What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
Answer: Gifted. _{Because others have less}

Question: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
Answer: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

Question: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
Answer: A Man U fan is a real d**k

Question. Two Man-U fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
Answer. Who gives a F**K!

Question: What do Man-U Fans and sperm have in common?
Answer: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Question: What do you get if you see a Man-United fan buried up to his neck in sand?
Answer: More sand.

Question: What happened when Newcastle got relegated?
Answer: 45,000 more Man-U fans fools

Question. What's the similarity between Manchester United and a 3-pin plug?
Answer. They're both useless in Europe.