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keep the calls coming

keep the calls coming

Please mods move this to front page. Lalasticlala, Seun,etc. since this isn't Olajumoke,snake or Tonto Dike I guess it ain't important.

Now this is real comic relief!
APC can never never take responsibility for their actions,always the blame game..

Another music icon/legend gone.
Sad times for Music,too many icons leaving us.

Available.

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God don finally answer somebody prayers and cry for help

Excuzeme:
Look properly around you in Netherlands and answer the following questions honestly:

1.) Do yo have the volume of SABOTEURS, in terms of sheer numbers, as we have in Nigeria?

2.) Is the head of the national Assembly is Netherlands, a Criminal and do they just loot and share the nations's resources, as we have in Nigeria?

3.) Would the head of the National Assembly shamelessly and stubbornly refuse to step down, if he is accused of the level of criminality as that of Nigeria's?

4.) Do you have CRIMINALS the likes Alex badeh, Olisah Metuh, Dasuki, Saraki, Senators, e.t.c milking Netherlands dry? Stealing Money meant to build infrastructures like Refinery and Power stations?

5.) Are the Youths of Netherlands as ignorant and cheaply-gullible, like their Nigerian counterparts and do those Youths of Netherlands sell their future for a few Naira notes, while praising the same people who are destroying their future?

6.) Do you have the kind of Police who kill the innocent randomly, collude with Criminals and even rob the populace at will, as in Nigeria?

7.) Do Presidents and other Govt officials in Netherlands, destroy the public schools by looting operating funds, while building their own private schools with same looted funds?

8.) Do your "Religious" leaders in Netherlands encourage and receive stolen loot, in form of tithes and offerings and Laada?

9.) Is Netherlands grappling with religious and tribal terrorism as we have in BokoHaram / Fulani Herdsman or do they have ethnic militias like OPC, MEND, IPAD, MASSOB, e.t.c?

10.) Finally, how many Dutch people (Netherlands) have you seen running away from their country, to come and live in Nigeria.... while leaving the country to be run by Kleptomaniacs, Thugs, Urchins, Touts, e.t.c; only to turn around and blame others! I am yet to see a Dutch-born Citizen whose mouth is so uncouth and runs like diaharrea, insulting their own President.


So, Mr Netherlands, face-front and park-well.
If you cant come and contribute your own POSITIVE QUOTA... please STFU!

Who be this?

"She loves me for me" by Prince. My favorite song from him. RIP Prince,u are a music icon.

"She loves me for me" by Prince. My favorite song from him. RIP Prince,u are a music icon.

I have noticed that due to the perceived agricultural boom our country is experiencing lots of people have gotten interested in going into large scale agriculture and thus high demand for large acres of land.

Most dubious individuals have seen this as an opportunity to scam individuals of their hard earned cash.

The advice I'm about to share here is for individuals or companies that want to purchase land in Edo state.Although it might be applicable in other states.

*In as much as there is availability of large expanse of land in Edo state,most communities are very unwilling to sell as what is mostly available is "reserve community lands".

*I have seen ridiculous adverts here,where an individual claims to have 1000acres for sale,pls make sure u do thorough investigation before purchase as most of such adverts are scams.
Only individuals/companies with a strong existing MOU with communities can aid in the selling of such large acres of farm lands.

*No INDIVIDUAL OR FAMILY can sell large acres of land,don't be fooled.Make sure u meet with both the Elders and youths of the community and reach an understanding and agreement before purchase.

*Make sure the land you intend to buy isn't a disputed land or encroaching into other community lands.

*Make sure every transaction is well documented and recorded.Make use of video recording for every meeting and transaction.

*Always ensure you meet with the Community head and try to get the history of the community.

*Please ensure that the community has no issue of hostility.Some communities are not amiable due to the attitude of it's indigins.This might make doing business in such community quite unpleasant.

*For communities intending to sell,please note that most might ask for the provision of some basic amenities for the transaction to pull through. E.g.Borehole, employment of certain number of youths at all times,etc.

*Please make sure you do a land survey and CofO as soon as possible. If you don't have adequate cash to do a CofO,endeavor to do a land survey.

*Most documents available when purchasing large acres of land is community paper or certificate.But get a lawyer to draw up a good document before purchase.

*Above all follow your instincts and intuition.

NOTE-Lands in Edo state is very fertile and suitable for the cultivation of a wide variety of crops.It's a very peaceful and amiable state with very hospitable people.
If you have enquiries or intend to purchase large expanse of farm land pls contact Mr.Courage(AceRoyal Consults) via 08032252564 or whatsapp 07053331484.
P.S-Please if you have any contribution(s),feel free to add yours.
Thanks.

Do you need large acres for agricultural or industrial purposes in Edo state?

Lands are scattered across various local government areas in Edo State in various quantity to suit your agricultural needs.

Serious and interested persons would meet with the elders and youths of the community.

*100% security guaranteed.

*No hassles or OMONILE problems.

*Very viable and fertile soil suitable for a wide variety of crops.

*Amiable and very hospitable community.

*Easily accessible.

*Availability of good underground water.

*Availability of labor and workforce.

For enquiries and inspection,
please call or whatsapp 07053331484.

Price- Starting from N250,000/acre depending on location,proximity and accessibility.

Note-Purchase of over 50acres would attract 5% discounts.

P.S-
Also available are houses and lands for residential purpose in Benin city,EDO State.

Do you need large acres for farming and other agricultural purposes in Edo state?

Lands are scattered across various local government areas in Edo State in various quantity to suit your agricultural needs.

Serious and interested persons would meet with the elders and youths of the community.

*100% security guaranteed.

*No hassles or OMONILE problems.

*Very viable and fertile soil suitable for a wide variety of crops.

*Amiable and very hospitable community.

*Easily accessible.

*Availability of good underground water.

*Availability of labor and workforce.

For enquiries and inspection,
please call 08032253564 or 07053331484(whatsapp).

Price-#150,000-#400,000/acre depending on location,proximity and accessibility.


P.S-
Also available are houses and lands for residential purpose in Benin city,EDO State.

The Dad deserves an award and commendation! Wish I can meet him to buy him one crate of orijin.

Lolzzzzzzz
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa!
Fayose the chief tormentor of APC.
Voice of the masses.
I'm completely nonpartisan but sometimes the voice and words of a drunk or mad man can end up been the voice of reasoning or the gods(according to Nollywood) in a society.
Forget the messenger and listen to the message(that's what wisdom is about).
I'm beginning to like this man,even though his methods are not conventional but they seem effective.

Before APC zombies will come for my head,pls note that I'm nonpartisan or IPOD abi IPad.I'm just a patriotic Nigerian.

PoshBoss007:
@AceRoyal my writing don't suck. Like i said in the intro, u shouldn't mind my short hand typing, as i had a lot of things to say, but could not start typing it in full. As for your advice, i can't bug the place cos i don't know the name of the hotel yet, he's gonna tell her this morning. My best option now is to make him accept the fact that he wants s*x from the girls, get it recorded, after which i've got a strong point over him. Thanks all the same for d advice and heads up.

Get a recording device on ur gal,make sure she has a spy camera on her.
when going she Shud get cotton wool or tampon soak in any good non harmful red substance and insert it in her kit Kat.
The lecturer must talk when they get to see,especially before the action cuz he is in the mood.she will have to get everything recorded smartly without him noticing.
On siting the supposed blood stain on her pants he might get discouraged or still press further(an erect dick has no conscience).she Shud act like she wants to go clean up in the bathroom and needs time.If possible,she Shud find a way to excuse herself from the room briefly to the reception to hand over the recording to u and maybe then return back to form apologize and pains.

The success of this advice depends solely of the smartness and acting skills of ur gf.

Damn!
Hahahahahahahaha......!!!!!
That gal got ur friend burnt really bad!(but I dey suspect say Na u).
Well......invite her over,give her good sex.tell her u wanna take her somewhere for a very good outing.Somewhere u knw its open but quite difficult to get a cab easily.
Make sure she doesn't have much cash on her by whatever means possible(not by robbing her o).
While driving,tell her u don't hv much airtime or not network on ur phone and u wanna quickly make a short call.
once u hv the phone,form that the car has an issue,come down,form busy.she'll definitely get down depending on ur acting skills,then get into the car pretending to test it again,wind up the Windows,lock the doors and drive off leaving her stranded!
It's nothing personal,just simply payback.

Go and buy a spy pen,button,keyholder,etc and a recording device.Make sure u book the hotel room and bug the room before they get there.U Shud be smart enough to know the next move.....
But for u to wanna get tangled in this,be prepared for the worst especially if u ain't smart enough!

P.S- For an undergraduate,your writing skills sucks!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That man is WICKED O!
I don't know if I should laugh or feel sorry for the woman.
Can just imaging how she go feel that day,if she use water Na wahala,if she leave am Na wahala!
Na to spread leg put in front of standing fan.

FYI to all those quoting me,I'm male

Lolzzz!
Well since the court has turned down the request for a secret trial,then sensitive national security information might be revealed during this trial that might really hurt this government also really bad.
Because from the looks of it,Dansuki is willing to let this nation burn instead of going down alone.
Just my thoughts though

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*Singing*
If u ask me,Na who I go ask
The way the matter be so,e heavy for mouth.......