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Uche2nna:
Busy body


You should be worrying more about putting value onto your own head My wife is worth her weight in gold

which day u turn p-square? y are u callin me busybody, just because u married her dosent mean she is not my friend, which kind inlaw be dis one sef, abi? chi u still check this guy ooooooooo

ofocurse, a whole pastor's daughter




u?

eeehhnn, that one get k leg ooo, where ur hospital @

n i can c ur a male

same here, just that mins is in 15 mins , dang, dem go pursue me comot from that curse if i miss this one again, c ya'll

na charity work?

thinkin watz cracking in asia aloib

wish u really stayed down d road, i would have . . . . . . . . .

lol, ok tell am, good thing i gat my own private doc, those working for d government (seun) are not reliable oooo

thinkin sup iice n everyone else

hmmm, it is possible not 2 b

yes, cos i get to knw wat u did, can and want to do


are u bored

repeat

Mustay:
ok i dey come

i didnt c it, post it again plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

i wish doyin could not lie, like that movie, liar liar

Mustay:
i misss ma BOOKS

na only books u miss huh?

say sup friend, wassup 2day?

Ninjabyte:
The Name is Buns. James Buns. _{chei, i don forget wetin buns dey taste like sef}

Now, y u dey beef me now, i dey soon cast for "If Tomorrow u never Die, You go Die Another Day", First Nollywood's James Bond copy and paste. You fit be the heroine _{Hope sey u sexy reach Halle Berry}

no i sassy pass am, meanwhile i hope say u get that james bond, i mean bons, 6 packs, cos i no wan blind out of any pot belly disease.

Nella:
@Acid : SUppp girl!?

sup babe, hw u been?

BABEELOVE:
Which time una discuss that kain tin!!! This girl is at her tricks again Messenger of bad news!!!! How come you are the only messenger here on Nairaland

What is there to return when no bride price exchanged hand "Free gift!!!! A gift is a gift Acid---no return even if fight "buss" out!!!!

_{Sabotagers abi na Saboteurs!!!----------}

babe, cant u c , i dey try put value for ur head, this guy go just dey treat u anyhow, even though ur family no even remember say dem get pikin i tried to convince dem, so am waiting 4 d money, meanwhil, my transport fare 2 ur village dey inside d money ooo because that una village 2 far

crazykid:
Did I hear someone say love making

Hmmmmm Oya make una de comot una cloth I sharp sharp nobody de here.

close ur eyes my friend, cant u c hw me am closing my own eyes

snazzydawn:
emmm , douzy, rumour has it that you are Edozie of ultimate search(Gulder). Now are you?

what is that, i have been hearing it, but dont knw what it means?

[quote author=Dr. Dre link=topic=44365.msg1479151#msg1479151 date=1189367195]Welcome to Nairaland
I can bet you'll have fun
_{Just in case you wound yourself from 'over-laughing' or too much fun get in touch at the Nairaland Hospital} [/quote]but make sure i have a fat wallet oo, cos no niralander get insurance policy


@ella, what do u mean bingo chop my food, i no tell u say make u safe guard am, make i finish with kachi, ok no wahala, that pounded yam, u go give me ur share

10 because no one messes around wiv ma friends

dude, did u just finish watching jamesbond 007, abeg u no resemble d guy oooooo

na by force 2 be together

gigle

yeah, boxin, dang i love laila ali


do u do any sport?

pic pls

BABEELOVE:
We don come back from club oh!!!!!!!!!!! No hang over today!!!! Wating for the breakfast people to open---a no fit cook this morning!!! Besides, the booze has to wear off!!!

Chiege!!!! I see you oh!!!!

_{Thank you! You fit wait for line--till when Uche divorce me--or marry wife #2-10!!!}

You know na---naija syndrome. It is okay!!! I need some housegirls sef--the work don too much!!! ----------


I say my papa dash me out oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! He could not wait!!! Na freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Why do you think Uche is having such a "wonderful time" We no dey take bride price for Asaba oh!!!! Or Agenegbode!!!!



Haba, honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! How soon you forget! My dad did not collect a kobo from you nauuuuuuuuuuu!!! We are "free givers"!!!

babe its never 2 late. uche babelove's family said i should tell u that they change their mind ooo, so u will give me that money so i can pass it down to them, remember i be messenger ooooooo

somze:
Jeje - my most precious treasure

Islander - still waiting for you to touch base
Ronnie - hhmm, out of courtesy or maybe more . . .
PTB Naija - I'm going to die . . .
Acid - I no wan die o
wifey - You know i Loff you babie

fynewaka - congrats man, send me pics na
Replenish - Girl where have you been?
Iice - miss ma granny?

bros y e be say na only girls girls u dey miss, u no get any friend that is a male

imissu 2 shaooo

Nella:
N i would say, oh never mind, He is history

, babe we get yarns

@topic
say nahhh, she's my friend, she wont do that kind of thing

dude would u like 2 rephrase that just for d records

haba na life or death we dem dey come to ur rescue