Throwback memories

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

omo, this legend is back
I just read the first 2 paragraphs, I quickly stroll up to check the name, I already knew it must be werey man

Belongs to an organization, probably some microfinance bank, they do give Samsung Android phones to their staffs for work.

Place where dem dey Bleep goats and cow. Why won't it be cheap

OriOko88:
This boy Wil spend all his youthful years in prison. 30years of his remaining years is already wasted. He won't spend less than 50years in jail.

dey play. someone that would be given death sentence or life imprisonment.
Killing of one person alone is death by hanging, talkless of someone that already killed 3 people

This one is already cursed. You will soon run mad and naked into the market

Speedy and coconut biscuits. Speedy is still in existence till now, but the quantity, quality has been greatly reduced, while the price has gone up

Openair:

Omoh, the issue I've been having is to get someone that has the phone firmware itself.

you can download the firmware online nw. Just Google search for it

Openair:

I've taken it to like 2 engineers here, they couldn't get it done. Please do you know any around here that's capable...

perhaps they are not software engineers. A software engineer will surely do it. You have to look for one.

Openair:

Honestly I can't do that now. But please do you know a technician or someone in Benin here🥺

no. I'm in kwara

If you can reflash the stock ROM firmware, using a laptop. If not take it to an engineer

You have to start all over again, download the stock ROM firmware and flash it to the phone. You will need a laptop

At 23yrs. This one is gone already. A lost soul.
He belongs to the jail. Take him to where he belongs

Slumping and dieing has increased
Suicide too has increased
Welcome to the great tinubunation club

If you get Opay account, just go and add that GTB bank account or link it to it, among the bank account or cards and fill the necessary info. You can withdraw the money directly from your GTB account to your opay account directly, from there you can make your transfer to other accounts. Not everytime is USSD code always get service, and not always reliable

This country is just full of comedy, it no different from comedy skits and pranks on social media

Suffering and smiling, no be you go suffer am the most?

dreamwords:

is this stillavailable

since 2011

Dem go arrest tire, dey play. Yahoo yahoo boys can never finish in this country, even girls are now joining the league. The more you arrest, the more are joining. Just Rest

saasala:
Used to have a crush on her back in the days.

You're welcome back. I still love you.

do you still have a crush on her now?

Adewale1603:
is this how faithia balogun, iyabo ojo looks like?

joke silva is 62

Adewale1603:
is this how faithia balogun, iyabo ojo looks like?

joke sliva is 62

#30,000 wey be like #3,000 now

cybergawd:
Madam is in her sixties. Women can fake and hide their age, ehnn...
You can cheat nature, it will definitely take its course

if she were 60, even 60 plus shouldn't look like this

meobizy:
She’s older than those women. Yes, that is how 57 year old women look.

my mum is 63 yet doesn't look like this. She is black though.
The fact is most light skinned women do aged Terribly with wrinkles. Hence the saying "Blacks don't crack"

Kbrule:
Please I need recommendations for a laptop that can last for about 10 hours with light browsing and Whatsapp.
I was contemplating getting a laptop power bank, but if I can get a laptop that can last for 10 hours, it will be better for me.

you can't eat your cake and have it. If you want a laptop that can last minimum of 10hrs, there are some factors that will influence it, such laptops would surely be slow, cos they are ultral low voltage core processors with the letter 'U" at the back of the processor number, their voltage is low, hence they are very cool, they must be a DDR3L ram or DDR4 ram, must be an SSD storage or Emmc embedded storage, these are what influence how long the battery backup duration runtime. Or you could get a Chromebook laptop or Microsoft surface book and the likes

These are kidnappers

meobizy:
That’s how women her age look.

is this how faithia balogun, iyabo ojo looks like?

I saw this same post on Facebook yesterday. It's the way, your lifestyle habits, addictions and how you used your youthful life that will determine how you will look in your old age.
That's why you will see some old people still looking good and healthy in their old age, they lived a healthy youthful lifestyle, though some are hereditary traits. Most women that uses chemicals, bleaching creams all through their youthful ages, this is how they always end up looking in their old age, some unlucky ones will even have skin ochronosis, skin cancer e.t.c always be natural and live a natural lifestyle, you can't cheat nature and you can't cheat your hereditary DNA gene, the way you've been programmed is the way you will live to. And you have been programmed beautifully, you don't need to bleach your skin to be fair in complexion when you are dark, your genes are programmed for dark skin complexion, you can't alter it, those that are fair in complexion, their genes are programmed for it. Stick to nature.

gentlesmithugo:
70k

70k for XR. Na why dem they always scam your type for computer village

Update the version

cunny88:
The person who forgot a whopping $10k in this difficult time should be arrested and the funds seized.

If I have 50k naira in my pocket, I guard it like central bank and someone can afford to be careless with with 16m

15m