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na she sabi ohhh.... make I greet people for here first. UNA GOOD MORNING.

good morning all.


Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey
dey carry first for our whole school?
he failed…
Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what
happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey
teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor
performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be
o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell
competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own
result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our
senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about
your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those
people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?

Good morning all.....happy mid week, abeg make we take dis one cool stress.

A man and a woman walked into
a guest house and requested to
spend d night there. The owner of the
guest house, Mr Ben, who is a
member of MFM refused to allow
men and women stay together in his
hotel because of fornication.
The woman explained; He is my
son, Not my spouse and so they
checked in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his
maid to go and check if those folks
were truly mother and son.
The maid came back and said;
Sir,she’s truly the mother. The Boss asked; How
did you confirm?
The maid
Smiled; Sir I am sure, I saw her Breastfeeding the
Man.

rozzay I didn't know u also have a son. I vote for rozzay.

ok I vote rozzay again.

missberrypop5:
when this kin thing deh sweet na after everything Ghana come win Nigeria on top all the celebrations.

exactly what I am praying against

EnterPRO:
congrats, afamjb !

thanks......

SNORING
A few overworked police officers deserved a
holiday, together they decided to go on a
mountain retreat. Since police officers are so
underpaid, they decided to sleep two per room so
they could afford the trip.
Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room
with Danny - he’s got a well known reputation for
snoring and since it wasn’t fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time - so they
voted to take turns.
The first cop to bunk with Danny comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess
and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt
get any sleep. They said, “Man, what happened to
you?” He said, “danny snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night, couldn’t get any
sleep.”
The following night it was a different cop’s turn.
In the morning, same thing - hair all messed up,
eyes blood-shot, etc. They said, “Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man,
that Danny! Shakes the roof he’s so loud. I
watched him all night.”
The third night was Frank’s turn. Now Frank was
a big burly ex-rugby player; a man’s man. Said
he wasn’t gonna put up with any snoring… “We’ll
see!” said the other cops. The next morning he
came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
“Good morning, wonderful day outside isn’t it?”
he said.
They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what
happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I
went over and tucked Danny into bed, then kissed
him good night. He sat up all night just watching
me. Didn’t snore a bit,

iyabodeh:
adeniji adele

too far I cant make it tonight

KingsleyJay:


na this kain one u go lyk

before nko? *no time*

iyabodeh:

Hehehe... maybe I will or maybe i'll just enter motor go play 'away' game na.

..... wait abeg before u miss road. Wch side u dey now? *make i come pick u*

i vote ROZZAY.

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Fayrouzz:
Do you ever get the feeling that a particular bookie doesn't just favor you??

Anyone??

Or

It is just me..

.

nairabet

MissMeiya:
The girl in jeans forgot what day it was.

*lol* yea like she tinks its rag day....

hausadreturn:
is it d same Ubachukwu that graduated in 2007? if yes, i think he was a prefect.
I think i still remember him

Gbam ur mind dey there.... *games prefect*

benromeo39:
you took the words right outta my thumbs.

I have read the analysis over 10 times top to bottom, I couldn't even find a close category that describes me not to talk of the one that fits me perfectly.

Well, boredom begat boredom.

see all the woman only u dey follow..
.u still wan add MADAM MRS on top am.

tosyne2much:
number 8 victim spotted.. Ogbeni na where you belong na hin make you talk.. Nobody dey ask you if I dey work or not

** person wey no get ordinary okada go come here dey form levels**

no b lie oh...d dude don sharperly change im pix wey him snap for front of car park dey form badooshi

hausadreturn:
which set are u?

2'10

clily:
Its University of Nigeria Secondary School, Enugu campus

silly clily wat are u trying to say? dat I dont know my alma mater, I think u hav been hearing abt d school bt u dont really know it. it has nsukka and enugu campus just like their university (unec and unn) and its nsukka campus dat am talking abt...

condralbede:
See familiarity. why r u just telling us now

ok I have noticed you, what next

donez:
sorry, is it unisec d one in Jos?

No sir its university of Nigeria secondary school in nsukka, enugu state.

congrats CHINEDU UBACHUKWU.... am proud to be his secondary school mate too. #UNISEC.