₦airaland Forum

emperorchedda:
Now imma reveal this d0pe tactics to y'all. Just say: I was scrolling through my bro's friend's phone in the club and saw your picture I got so attracted that I collected your contact/pin. If she asks the guy's name just say he's your bro's friend and you don't even know him. With this she will never delete you

and you think everybody has a brother?

Dapo777:
what is a waste of time

they didn't teach me, therefore, I don't know

chimerase2:
ma sweetrat dn turn to amebo

na them turn me to amebo

mako007:
we av done offline, we wan taste online too

e dey bitter sometimes

chimerase2:
shey na me u de dodge for valentine abi

no just make me vex o, after you don go follow Nl babes finish abandon me, you won kon put the blame on me

1stola:
Again!
Tonto DÎCKeh loves dîck.
Getting pregnant every month!
When she marry sef?
A complete Nigerian girl
That's how they all spread their legs without marriage.
She's a '' good'' role model.

sir, pls I'm anxious to know which country's women don't open leg before marriage, united kingdom?

chimerase2:
If sh born I go name amu baba seun

Oga seun congrat oh its de lords doing e no easy I swear u just cum baby cum
Believe u me broda amu jealous









Wa oga seun na joke oh na play I dey oh I knw say u ma self de play sometimes eh na play I dey abeg no squeeze face send de man of god antispermbox abeg na joke I dey oh tnk u

craze

I'm wondering how the hell a non virgin will be hating on the virgins when everyone knows the acclaimed virgins have their pots so wide. op maybe you have been seeing doubles

I was charging my phone in a pharmacy yesterday, in my presence, 3packets of gold circle finished, choi! valentine na bad thing o

sauceny:
He already said he is a woman wrapper, so don't bother understanding him

true. I thought they have banished all the woman-wrappers from Nl na

mako007:
he needed a way to tell her he loves her, me sef dey desperate to find love on NL.

desperate uhn? so better girls don finish for your area, na robots you won kon dey love. more grease to your heart

Dapo777:
What?

like what?

after rereading, I still can't make out the sense in this

waste of time

one word for such people: MUGUS

babasuwe said 'can you lick sweat while its still wrapped?'

caselessogbuagu:
meyasa kikagudu? Kindawo nan kuma? Mu hadu achan.

i didnt run, i just went for a walk
no I'm not fully back, just thought I should say hi to my guys

luxanne:
Am here, happy val Dre, Africanapple, Cirmuell, Zyzxx

hello sweery

caselessogbuagu:
yesu! Sucre,

hmmm, leave yes jare

signor11:
I'd like to know that secret
And about val
I can be or could have been

Maybe you'd take me out to makeup

i've gone broke o

zyzxx:
sorry sweetheart
Just take heart
dat valentine's rule
He will beg u back 2mao

I will pour hot water on his face

dre11:
Why?

What happened?

no legible man

chimerase2:

hey darling, why the anger, I was only narrating a movie

caselessogbuagu:
* throw arms wide-open and screams in Hausa accent* opcourse yes!

zyzxx:
my pleasure
Hope ur boo take u out?

he divorced me yesterday

dre11:
Morning and have fun during this Val's day

Zyzxx..... Much greetings

evening. yea thanks, didn't have fun though

zyzxx thanks uhn

Caseless:
hmmmmmmm:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:mmmmmmmmmm

will you be my val

Tashaamania:
see this one ohh, AfricanApple do your worse

are you daring me? wait for me I'm coming...

Mystery007:
Then??

 Then??

Then??

what?

jeremiah505:


Really?...

Really?...

No let am see this Post oooooo... Na God I use beg you for this Life...

nobody go see am cos I no get who go see am begin para,

Tashaamania:
Abi oo

abi for wetin as if say you follow for those wey no get bf, abi make I open ya yansh?