₦airaland Forum

Let me comment like a demented agbado zombie


You must not eat outside,you can plant Cassava in your backyard garden to make your own garri/Fufu
Plant pumpkin so you can harvest Egusi,don’t forget to plant pepper too
Then you can also plant palm tree in your backyard to make your own palm oil

See,You must not buy everything,let’s be planting gardens in our backyards while our politicians keep looting and living large
No need to buy water too,just fetch rain water

Anarchy looms
Under this tinubu’s maladministration
This is just the beginning

Paraman:
Even Igbos didn't partake in the fuel subsidy program back then because they feel GEJ is thier son. The economy situation is hard but protesting won't make the price of rice or garri fall

H A P P Y happy H A P P Y happy

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Lol....but you guys are not broke, hungry sad and angry on that side nah. ITS FUNNY.

I didn’t even mention any names
But since the cap fits,wear it

The term “Happy Slave” describes APC suffering and Smiling zombies perfectly

In the so-called Giant of Africa,some people from the same ethnic group of the President will counter the Protest and the most Educated tribe in the world will swallow it hook,like and sinker
Nigeria is not supposed to be one

legitnow1:
TINUBU PRICK DEY STAND ONTOP ANAMBRA, LET US SEE HOW THAT GOES.

you mean when Tilumbu wants to Bleep remi,he will be shouting “Anambra Anambra oooo” so to maintain an erection?
Una get bad mouth for this nairaland o

Rich4god:
Imagine if seun was Igbo

the comment I was looking for
Those hypocrites

Yorubas only my care about igbo lives
Their fellow Yoruba man life means nothing to them,they can finish themselves over there but once it’s Anambra or East,you will see unsolicited advicers

Silentgroper:
Togo owns that food .. it's not from any part of Nigeria...

I thought that’s common knowledge,the Togolese in Lagos makes the best agoyin
I wonder why they are claiming it belongs to ondo

This is why I stopped going to church
Nigerian churches eh
You get all this powers,and you,Odumeje and Ebuka Obi no fit do collaboration make Nigeria better

Yoruba people done steal Agoyin beans give ondo state

10mobile:
Fools always talk without thinking. That's why you forgot that a Yoruba (not Bini), started cultism in Nigeria. Stupid people are too many in that your tribe wallahi!

but na una carry am for head
The foolish ones in my ethnic group na wisest for your tribe Infact them be Albert Einstein to your tribe

Peace lovers and their peaceful religion,and they are allowed to enter Christian threads and insults Christians while pretending to be atheists or traditionalists
Something needs to done about this,Seun should also make them swear an oath before commenting on Christian topics

what is good for a female goose is equally good for a male goose

Bobloco:
You might be right

The two individuals involved are not from the south east but these charlatans will always find a way to drag in the south east into matters that have absolutely nothing to do with the it

I didn’t make this up
Many a Yoruba elders wake up screaming “ibo ibo ibo”

Mexyz:
If that's how you wake your father at home, good for you.
Keep it up!

Its normal in bini culture,I heard your oba sleeps with his sisters

Cubana chief priest will have to move his business to Abuja since the south east and his beloved Lagos are no longer safe

Akpa akpu money miss road

Mexyz:
We don't wake our parents with kicks in Edo State.
You must be a dunce to say this about my state.

but you wake them with cultist slaps,Abi who get cultists pass una?

Fisiryorh:
Wetin concern mosquitoes with benefit?......

on a normal level mosquitoes feed on nectar,only the female anopheles Mosquitoes sucks blood and causes malaria

Bobloco:
E be like them carry south east do you strong thing

Wetin concern south east with Osimehn matter with Finidi George

Yoruba people always see Igbo giants chasing them in their dreams

BigkokoRep:
These small small children them throw 30K per month no understand things of life...... As someone who spent a good part of his childhood in Edo state, I can count a number of people I know who got felled by cultist weapons....cult was alien to Nigeria until the white haired cultist started it. Yet, he no wan let people rest... I blame Nigerian moms sha wey carry pikin for belle for nine months, wey dey keep quiet. If na for US, the cultist for don collect!

That 30k wey them dey pay them dey always cover their sense of reasoning

Beating their elders like children,yet they claim they are the most respectful people in the world
I don’t know where in the world laying down on the floor equals respect


Okwa unu afugo?

christistruth01:
Have you ever in your life seen a Calabar Person running a Baby Factory?

Of Course not
you haven't

Not to talk of them running a Baby Factory in another Region

They have boundaries

but I have seen many South westernern Afa,alagba selling human skull and Private parts for less than 10k in south west and north central
And it haven’t seen a Calabar person do that before

christistruth01:
We know them very well

For a Start they are not money Hungry or
Worshippers of money

Observe them

Thank God they are not fiends for human skulls,they don’t sell human skulls for 20k
Even cow head isn’t that cheap

christistruth01:
Hmmmm

I have noticed that the Calabar people don't even argue with them they just watch them quietly and patiently until they actually physically step on to their toes
They must have learnt that from experience

Yorubas speaking for Calabar like you can tell them apart from Igbo
Comedy Central,hebadan special

Omoawoke:
What exactly has he done to compare him with Hitler. Did he start a war??

How is he derailing the nation? Is he responsible for Nigeria’s problem.
Pls tell me how he is derailing the nation, I’m really interested in knowing

You no dey witness Aiye vs Eye,Aro vs aye,Maphite vs Aye war for your area,who did you think started these things?
You think war is only where they bring out Armored tanks and inter ballistic Missles?

Slytiger:
Ibo elders like the stupid bigoted and tribalists ones below 👇

did he mention Yoruba there,is there any wrong with what he said
You yoruba are bigoted no matter the Education level,see wole soyinka,now this old man
Even Yorubas born in the Uk,USA,I spit dry Tufiaaaaaaakwaa