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braindamage:
..haba...iphie said it was pro bono.. Would report you to Bros Mike Ozekhome oo...or simply add you as part of the defendant

Oh please do tell him, as you will only succeed in shotting yourself on the foot . As per my towns man he will support me .

Forwetinnah:
De Catarrh you too like trouble...meanwhile @Safarigirl so na only 3 of una go dey dance here this evening abi?? Say because we say Tayo too do mean say we no dey fan am again shey?? I use my money vote am till 5:50 ths morning but that one no mean say if him goof I go shout Hallelujah...not at all o

Safarigirl is not smilling. She already has her dance partners on ground. Sorry you arr not included

braindamage:
....all these our lawyers. Please I have some people to sue on this thread for defamation of character, disturbing the peace & charming the minds to instigate hate . Hope I won't pay through my nose ?

You have to pay consultation fee o.

iphie25:
Abuja too

Ah! So u self chop Asernal indomie ?
Akwa Best was my favourite spot , they had different meals.

iphie25:
means am ur senior o...by months I guess coz. I just clocked 4years on d 30th of Nov...seems like u went to NLS in 2010 May when my set went for attachment?

You are right. Mine was 2010 April set. I attended Abuja campus. What about you?

Payback Prank

The end is indeed here and how better to start off the morning with some noise? The day started off with a prank for the Three Suckers and a shocking altercation between Tayo and two members of the Three Suckers – Nhlanhla and JJ.

Earlier in the week, JJ and Nhlanhla had neatly pranked the hotshots by carrying their bags outside whilst they slept. The rest of the hotshots woke up only to be startled by the sudden disappearance of their bags. They all wondered what had happened and even considered if it may have not been one of Biggie's pranks.


This morning, in retaliation to the prank, the rest of the housemates carefully orchestrated a prank on the Three Suckers. A mixture of eggs, couscous and flour was poured over the boys, pulling them quickly out of bed and into the shower!

After the pay-back prank, Nhlanhla said that their prank was better than the one pulled on them but what really set Tayo on fire, was a comment that JJ passed which he admitted to have not clearly heard but hated that he said anything behind his back. JJ insisted that he was neither talking about him or to him.

Tayo went over to the shower where the boys were cleaning themselves up. He shouted and pointed fingers at JJ, threatening that if he dare repeated the things he said to him inside Biggie's house, outside of the house, he would deal with him decisively as he would not have any protection – no Biggie and no cameras. Perhaps JJ needed to consider bodyguards!

JJ kept telling Tayo that everyone was witnessing who he really was and urged him to continue with his insults and threats. And Tayo did not disappoint! We wondered if the Nigerian model was not simply anxious about the finale show and at least hoped that he was not serious about doing damage to JJ and Nhlanhla after the show.

What did you think about the morning drama and Tayo's threats?
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The only thing that pained me here, is the eggs and flour they wasted, which would have been used in making pancakes.

If you know you wont be able to withstand todays finals, please stay off and switch off your tv. Its better you here the news from Bush radio.

iphie25:
@Agbgift1 happy birthday in arrears!! U a lawyer?? I sight u counsel!

Thanks dear.
Yes i am . Almost 4 year at the Bar.
My learned counsel i sight you too

Ksslib:
Something strange is happening. I switched my browser to night mode and logged in, only to notice some selected names(on this thread) highlighted in pink. Went to other threads with high traffic, but saw no single name in pink.

So I went to politics section with arguably the highest traffic on NL, and shockingly, amongst hundreds of names, none appeared in pink. Not even on the whole of NL but just these selected people on this thread.

The first screenshot is the one I took at politics section while the second is that of the selected names.

Call it conspiracy if you like. But the universe is sending me a message. . Scaaaaaaaary...

How many Bottles you don take this nyt?
Funny enough my moniker is not even pink self

Dannyxy:
happy buyday mumi

Daddy tank u

Tanks @Nigeriangirl, ksslib, jekyllAndHyde, braindamaged and waxdude, for all the wishes.

Nigeriangirl:
Agbgift, happy birthday nne. May God bless and keep u, prosper u and make His light shine upon u.

Have a great one.

Cheers!

Amen! Thank u

See Border Love o
HML

Eustachio:
HBD grandma Agbgift.

Thank u my grandson

WORLDPEACE:
Happy birthday gift. Many more numbers from Baba God.

Amen!
Thank you so much

thandii1:
LMFA0. I just had to quote this, so i can always check back to have a good laugh.

And tf is aye le ni to tan? Is that how they speak yoruba in epe?

Happy birthday to you barrister agbgift, wishing you many more beautiful years on earth.

It's my girl lertee's day as well. Happy married life lertee, May God bless your union

Tanks dear

decanta:
How old?

Am plus 1

Durielsmomma23:
happy birthday llnp

Thanks so much mummy Duriels.

sugarcoconut:
Happy happy bday to u. Wish u all u wish urself, 2moro victory inclusive . We(dec babies) are very special

Yes o. We are indeed special. Thanks dear.

You guys should take it easy on the missiles .
If you aint strong enough to withstand 2morw finals, please visit the nearest hospital and watch it from there.

Meanwhile, its my day today, come join me celebrate . Am a year older today.
Baba God don dash me additional number. Make una join me jubilate

We were here; just a couple of moments before the winner was announced and the curtains were drawn on a spectacular season of Big Brother Africa. At this very final stage of the game it was safe to say that housemates had put in the work, whether authentic or not – usually a mix of both. Some housemates, like Tayo, had already started taking stock and could be seen pensively looking out into the distance pondering their next move after, of course, bagging – or not bagging – the big bucks come the grand finale on Sunday evening.

Housemates were coming to the realisation that their time on the show was certainly not in vain, whether they took the money home or not. They were already winners with all the exposure to opportunity they had already received. This morning Idris sat down with the Butterphly as she attended to a mountain of laundry and the two friends shared their hopes, dreams and plans when the leave the house tomorrow.

Butterphly came in a wordsmith and showed Africa just how talented a poet she was. While she wasn't quite sure where she would start but she was going to venture into music and get her business idea's off the ground. She had certainly made her mark as one of the brightest sparks and communicators inside the house.

Idris wanted a comedy show all to himself. He was shooting for the stars with his talent as comic and one day hoped his show could land a slot in an international comedy channel like Comedy Central. He advised Butterphly to write for as many mediums as she could on the outside.

The others also shared their future plans with Biggie in the diary room not so long ago. M'am Bea wanted to build on her fashion dream by hosting a fashion show of her designs. She was also going to give back to her community by mentoring the youth in some way. The ONE Campaign and "Do Agric" tasks had left an impact on her.

Nhlanhla was also affected by Agricultural week a couple of weeks ago. He was referring to himself as not only a hustler but also a farmer with plans to grow his footprint in the African agricultural space.

Tayo had plans to build a strong base in the Nigerian and African entertainment industry but more than anything he was thrilled to meet and finally begin to raise his new born son, Toye. Having exhibited a unmatched talent in playing the drum and chanting he displayed potential as a percussionist of sorts.

JJ could only described as a jack of all trades. The composer, director, musician, actor and future restaurateur saw his name in lights. A self-proclaimed underdog he wanted people to know that he could do anything he put his mind to – and indeed, upon leaving the house, he would.

Sipe was a feisty, strong willed lass and after so many stabs at the Big Brother Africa platform she was confident that this was her time to shine. Being a Hotshot was her big break without a doubt and she would carry the name of all struggling hair stylists and dreamers into her good fortunes.

Last on the list was Macky2, a visionary and hip hop artist who already had a following in his home country of Zambia. He wanted to be, in his own words, "the biggest act in Africa" and inspire people with his story. 

We wish all the Hotshots luck with their endeavours! Where do you predict they will end up?

#copied#

Just when you thought Butterphly was coming out of her cocoon and blossoming into an independent player she goes off and seeks entrance into the infamous 'Three Suckers' ensemble. Not only that but they were giving her the poor girl the run around; kind of like how your brothers ran away from the sister who wanted to be part of the crew all the while making fun of her. After being Ellah's cheerleader for the longest time we reckon she was certainly jumping from the frying pan to the fire with the boys.

Last night The Three Suckers sat in all their idle glory cooking up yet another prank as part of their campaign to have fun and ruffle feathers in the last week. At first Butterphly took the moral high road and told them she would not be part of such a nasty prank but she later capitulated and was a whole lot more eager to play a small part in the pranking.

But for voicing her opinion she was labelled a "suckateer" by the Three Suckers, alluding somehow to her being an inferior sucker who wouldn't make the cut because she lack the necessary guts.
There was no doubt that guts were something "Buttaphleeza" needed more of, especially going up against the band of the mischievous. She had promised Africa more self-expression earlier in the week and while she was louder and more vocal than the withdrawn character we had gotten used to she was still prone to using someone as her crutch.

After being banished from The Three Suckers club she withdrew to go over her recitations for their upcoming final extravaganza and later, indulge in her favourite past time and sleep. 

Was it really too much to ask Butterphly to spread her wings already?

I dont believe they poured pee on his drink. Maybe they dilluted his drink with water.
But if its actually pee, Biggie wont allow tayo drink it.

Cestmoi1:
Saw his pic two weeks ago.He's now a cute big boy.My sis has her BB contact.

Thats nice.
Please i need her contact too.

ninnyanny:
wow....ntanta jj and idris r all of a sudden entertaining?...issorite

pardon my bad manners...good pm n thanks for d update.

Evening my dear.

Housemates had a lot of fun getting into character for tonight's presentation and they all did a brilliant job channeling former housemates.

JJ opened the talk show, which he entitled the BBA Hotshots' Hot Seat, slipping into the character of IK, enhancing his portrayal with a sharp-looking suit. He was a great presenter, thinking on his feet as he introduced and interviewed the various guests and doing so with a lot of energy.

The first guest was Macky2 as Sulu and he did an excellent job with his fellow Zambian's big personality, talking and gesticulating enthusiastically and complaining about the way the Hotshots stashed alcohol.

Joining him on stage was Sipe as her countrywoman Natasha, bemoaning the Hotshots' inability to create drama. Both of them, as their respective characters, showed that in spite of everything the ex-housemates had put them through, they could look back on it as a joke.

M’am Bea captured Ellah's grace and poise, and JJ got very mischievous when he asked her about her relationships in the house. "Ellah" immediately mentioned Idris, but "IK" said he had actually been referring to Butterphly.

Hopping onto the stage to join "Ellah" was Idris, bringing Denzel to life through body, voice and costume. He got raunchy on stage, just like the Denzel we know, while he clutched a drink to his chest and propped himself on the arm of the couch.

Idris really nailed the voice of the ex-housemate, as did Tayo coming on stage as Frankie. He even brought up the incident where he said he would break Tayo's neck and "IK" prompted him to sing his song about Ellah.

The model-with-a-qualification was back, as Nhlanhla channelled Luis and belted out his song for Mira and talked about how much he wished everyone would just get along. Butterphly, up last as Vimbai, lowered her voice to emulate her fellow Zimbabwean.

This task made it clear how well the housemates had come to know each other, even if they did not always get along. Who do you think did the best impersonation?

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When Biggie called the housemates into the diary room, he was keen on finding out, amongst other things, how the hotshots felt about the looming Sunday show. Most left it at that the day would sort itself out.

Biggie called the housemates with their character names and initially addressed them as such. JJ really pulled off being Miss P and admitted to Biggie that it was quite a challenge acting her character out as she was a serious diva!

M'am Bea, who was in Leonel's character, said to Biggie that Sunday would  take care of itself and that she was definitely looking forward to it. She also added that at this point, there was very little that the hotshots could do as they had presented themselves in the best way they could.

Nhlanhla said that he could not wait for Sunday to come so that he could see Sheillah again. For the first time since the Botswana lass had been evicted, Nhlanhla admitted that he missed her and had tried hard not to. He went in so far as to call what they had “love” and sent out a warm shout out to her.

Sipe said that she was not worried about Sunday and just felt that time was dragging and could not wait for the final day. Tayo told Biggie that he hoped Africa chose the one person that truly entertained them, as the winner. There was no doubt that he was implying himself here.

Idris said that he did not want to ponder much about Sunday and instead wanted to have fun in the last week of the show. JJ, speaking as Miss P, told Biggie that Nhlanhla or Idris or JJ would walk away with the grand prize as they were the real entertainers. Butterphly said that she knew that everything would work out fine even though she sensed a bit of a twist coming. Macky2 left his fate in the hands of his fans and simply hoped for the best.

What do you anticipate will happen on Sunday?

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Our BBA chase baby will soon be a year old. Pls whoever has IyawoTM mail should send it to me via pm.
I lost her contact when i changed my phone.

Ksslib:
Iam indifferent about Christmas my dear. But no to worry, I go send you one better package thru osho baba. You ll like it.

I trust DHL or Big joe pass osho baba. Na those means sure pass that man.

Ksslib:
Lol. Iam not scared of being banned.

How body na?

I nor say make u fear ban, but the last day of this show, i dont wish anyone to be in prison, courtsey of BAN.
By the i dey fine .
How the christmas hustling dey be?

Ksslib:
Lol. By movie you mean Royal Gateman? Hahahahahaha, good lord ****wipes tears***
Post the movie poster lets see.

Ksslib i guess you wish to be a spectator and a commentator here on the final day of BBA?
If yes, pls quit this. It aint worth it abeg.
Same goes for others throwing missiles from one end to another.

lertee:
I won't be surprised if Sipe wins this.

Hehehehe na ur own come maga pass .
The analysis here, nor get rival.