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Mama o, i see u and my body just coole

Idowuogbo: My Gawd! Eclipse, na u b dis?

I knw say I no fine but men I see u and I dey console myself say I try

All i want for xmas is u(Mindependent)

Teamtallladies. He get this gal way i dey eye, she dey 3 inches taller than me but wetin concern me i like the babe and conversatns dey flow wella, wetin concern me with height?

No dey happen for naija

As i no knw how to approach gal bayi nko

To think I am still single. Wahala dey o

I wil be waiting for that

Princessmel: No offence taken mi man
Let me wash off my full face makeup and let's see if you still think the same

Do u av to put ideas in my mind #tongueout

adaobi123: I'm 20 !!!!!!! *Bangs on table, shakes my small nyansh*

mi'lady u actually dont look 18, no offence

Princessmel: Loool personally I have no problem telling people my age but I've stopped now cos they don't believe me anyway so I see no point arguing with someone about my age.

I'm 22 and proud although most of my friends are younger than me and treat me like their older haha I look 18 athink

adaobi123: I'm 20 !!!!!!! *Bangs on table, shakes my small nyansh*

Oya cum, let me push u

Princessmel: Haha it's so funny how the majority of you want the girl to push but as for me let me be honest, I will only act like I want to help but in all actuality, it's pointless in me 'trying' to push.

I'm a feather weight and I won't be doing much except fooling myself. Plus I don't have muscles or want any either so why should I push?

Kudos to the ladies who will though, me I'm just being honest.

When u turn on all the guys here and they succeed in expanding ur xxxx u wil come back here and say nairaland boys are wicked. What am i even saying

4reigningqueen: we dey wait dem for here. No be next month?


OMG! OMG!! OMG...............eh!!!
I made it, i made it .

***tears cloth to reveal xxxx***

Well! Am still using my footwagen or is it legediz benz, I will post my comment when i buy a car

U should knw that was a plea and not a broadcast, u gonna help me out?
[quote author=Soraya-Carvalho]so you didnt comprehend the message at all ,no broadcasting of your virginity !! [/quote]

Blurred lines: robin thicke ft kendrick lamar, 2 chains
Best song ever: one direction
Take back the night: justin timberlake
Roll up: wiz khalifa
Cruise remix: florida georgia line ft nelly
Warn yourself: omawumi
Mnatebawem: Khuli chana
my favourites are numerous jor

I'm a virgin but I dont knw how to lose it, any willing lady here

Who be the mod for here? Help me give dis guy 6 bottles of gulder to welcome am. My prayer be say u go get MB to browse nl, ur network no go dull u during F2C and may mukina be powerless ova u

greathop2: First of all I want to thank GOD For NairaLand,Una too much Abeg.since wey I dey hear about una,den te,I am happy finally I dey here.i den give una website to my friend.i congratulate you.you are the best In 9ja even in Africa.prince

U for talk that thing well nw
[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]otde[/quote]

God na beg i dey beg, when i finally marry any yeye sper.m way wan form fada of many nations to go produce quadruplets, God reduce hin potency to just one child amen. All is well

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Nw that u'v given me the antidote, is it not high time i had that fruit salad

oliviatwist: Normal saline and insulin is there to correct the hyperglycaemia

Oliviatwist am still watching u in 3D cos that fruit thing u compared urself with is capable of causing hyperglycemia. Maka y

proevan, am still waiting for my tutor o

Ema fowo kan mama yen, ara wa ni

Layiwoo: smh....area mama

Badosky is watchinn. Mama o double twale

Idowuogbo: I c...

How about we make her one, if u were to be a fruit, which will u be?

oliviatwist: Olivia my dear, isn't a fruit

I just dey pay homage ni o

Idowuogbo: Huh?