₦airaland Forum

Bwilliam:
If you read the name "Samuel Njoroge" and immediately thought the person is igbo.
I'll advise you to take a good look at your yeye life. Lol

Mkpurumini blodas from barren land are the number one wife killers in the world.

Tntsi:
Wicked reality truth
1- druggie/certificate forger
2- Once associated with bokoharam
3- sexual randy fellow.

Judiciary is almost useless. Nigeria has never had a judiciary like we have now. No one cares anymore. They break and rebreak the law as long to suit their psy masters.
Legislature is more of a back pocket/rubber stamp for executive. No one gives a damn.

Jagaban has conquered Obi and his Mkpurumini blodas

fickleawolowo:
Go to our towns and cities and witness progress, we don’t eat alone and forget to invest in infrastructures, we are progressive people unlike your people who can’t survive without the Government 😃🤣

Your region has been the most backward since independence.
I have gone round your 5 villages (states), nothing inspiring there.
Only your Mkpurumini blodas live in your barren region

Politicstoday:
Natasha H Akpoti COME ABI E NO COME?

Natasha f00lling Ododo and a case study of Bello vs Natasha is like a story of a smart Igbo business man and a f00lish customer.

An Igbo engineer couldn't find a job so
he opens a clinic and puts a sign
outside

"GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -
IF NOT CURED I WILL PAY BACK 100k ".

A lawyer thinks this it's a great
opportunity to earn 100k and went to
the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of
taste"

Igbo Man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient's mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Igbo Man: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is restored. Give me 20k"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after
a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot remember anything"

Igbo Man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in
his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene.
You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"

Igbo Man: "Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me 20k"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and
then comes back a week later
determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak"

Igbo Man: "Well, I don't have any
medicine for that, so take this 100k"

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not 100k"

Igbo Man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me 20k"

NATASHA HAS ALWAYS BEEN SMARTER THAN THEM.

This piece is for illiterate blodas to read and digest.

Your dumb rand uneducated blodas who believed Buhari was replaced by one Jubril from Sudan

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Who told you they can't deal with those bastards constituting nuisance everywhere they go. The problem is fulani terrorists soldiers and police will start arresting everybody calling them IPOB just to kill them. And people like you and APC terrorists supporters will praise the useless soldiers and police.
One day, that table will surely turn.

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Mkpurumini cowards always give excuses for their acts of cowardice

Fireboy02:
Be like these community no get youths or rich men

They are cowards.

They have fled like Agbari Ojukwu did in 1970 after using his delusional blodas to cook Isiewu

opamoses1:
The youths have likely relocated.

Cowards!

They ran away like their Masters, Agbari Ojukwu and Nnamdi Kanu

OgaTheTop2:
The farmers should just go the poison ways. That's my own advice and that's best solution to these marauding herdsmen and their rampaging cows.

Cowards!

Go and face them one on one instead of hiding on nairaland typing rubbish.

Goodvibes007:
They have fled, thereby making more room for Fulani boys and men.

They have fled like Agbari Ojukwu.
A bunch of cowards!

jmoore:
Better remove Obi from that list. Some of una just dey open mouth waaaaa....

Obi is a coward, just like Agbari Ojukwu that used 3 million of his delusional blodas to do Isiewu and later fled to Cote d'Ivoire in the middle of the night.

Odingo1:
What is the governor doing , don’t they have government in Enugu state.

My Igbo blodas are cowards.

They hide under the beds every Monday Just because of Simon Ekpa that's in detention in far away Finland.

richeeyo:
Has a yoruba, am highly disappointed in that clown BAT

You should be more disappointed in your poor English.

MEGAWATCH:
Hahaha hahaha


Cowards boasting for warriors.

No wonder they give your dirty block head president the trashing of his life in LAGOS during the last election.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You and your blodas keep celebrating nonsense.

Jagaban is in Aso rock today as commander in chief while your dumb and inarticulate Agulu Fraud Obi is roaming all over the place constituting nuisance both online and offline.

All hail Jagaban, the Conqueror of Obi and his Mkpurumini blodas.

MEGAWATCH:
Hahaha hahaha!.

And at least they came back to take over your markets and commercial activities in that your useless region...😂😂😂


If you keep making noise here, we will use your family house for a packing store.


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You contribute nothing to our regional economy.

We will soon burn down the little things you have and send you back to your cursed region empty handed.




I am happy Awolowo taught you illiterate chest beaters I how to eat human flesh till today.

MEGAWATCH:
After after that, he humbled with a common rat poison.

Is God not wonderful?


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He made 3 million of your dumb blodas to perish without shooting a gun.

It was during the period your blodas started doing cannibalism .

Awo is great!

MEGAWATCH:
All these people you mentioned are better than Awolowo who died by rat poison.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Why una too like suicide self.... nawaoo!

Awolowo singlehandedly defeated your dumb and delusional ancestors during the war.
He used hunger to torture your illiterate blodas who were just empty chest beaters

cenaman:
Allen Onyema na you big ooo, Tinubu can not see you.

If you know you know

Allen Onyeama is wanted in the U.S for money laundering.

fickleawolowo:
I’m coming to buy and build in your course region because it’s a no man’s land and nothing any riff raff can do about it other than to wails and gnash teeth, cry harder😃😃

Anyone is welcome in the South West.
It's only your cursed region that everyone is avoiding like a plague

All the other 5 regions are inhabited by people from different tribes, except your cursed Mkpurumini region that is occupied by your blodas alone.

MEGAWATCH:
Hmmm !

Because of his indebtedness....

I wish that all his brothers will not die finish during this his useless regime.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Some of your blodas are dying one after the other since last year

Mr Ibu was on his knees begging for money to buy tablets for his incurable ailment.

Ifeanyi Uba slumped and died unannounced.

Bitterness against Jagaban killed Ogbonnanya Onu

Crippled Achebe was kidnapped by envy and jealousy against the Great Wole Soyinka

Bestmanfornow:
Anambra is second urbanized state in Nigeria after Lagos I know you are ignorant to know that, Anambra is second smallest state after Lagos and well urbanized

Mkpurumini blodas always celebrating mediocrity since 1960.

Why is it that only you and your Mkpurumini blodas live in that barren region?

AustineE1:
Unlike privileged Lagos,where federal government awards a whole lot of intra state lines to Lagos,only for Lagos state govt to link it up with inter state rail lines.
Anambra as a pacesetter state,will do well if the ambitious and very determined governor
can nuture these rail lines to fruition,inspite of the obvious lack of support from FG,it will boost the economy of Anambra and environs.

Face your Mkpurumini land and leave Lagos alone.

That your region has been the most backward since independence

kettykin:
All south East states have the potential of becoming mega states with igr of more than N300b , Enugu airlines will be a game changer, Abia Airport and fiber backbone will open up the state to ICT powerhouse, Anambra sea port project will transform Anambra to a fully industrial state , net exporter and manufacturing powerhouse, imo state seems to be working on tapping that gas and petroleum deposits while Ebonyi might as well explore agricultural potentials

Our blodas and delusion...

specialmati:
recruit him into agbero work. And give him a busstop to manage senior tout

Cursed Mkpurumini bloda!

Agbero dey every state of Nigeria.

You all envy South West because it's the most progressive region, while your cursed region is the most backward

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
How is my ND cursed. A region that feed you and your people. Lazy bunch of ungrateful 🤡🤡🤡

Cursed Mkpurumini bloda ifrom barren land is claiming Niger Delta

Tranquillity360:
Your cursed Land is no man's land so stop crying.



Everywhere has right in your cursed land.

While your barren land is being avoided by other Nigerians.
As of today, only you and your Mkpurumini blodas live in that barren region

Genuine investors like Dangote, BUA, Otedola, Eleganza avoid your cursed region like a plague

Tranquillity360:
Your cursed skull harvesting land is one Nigeria and for Everyone.
And there is nothing you can do about it


Soon you will sell your father's grave to the people you love to hate.

This after skull harvesters have harvested the grave.

Cursed Mkpurumini bloda!

Everyone is investing in our region, including the foreigners.

Dangote bought the land for his refinery for $100m .
It's only your barren region that people are avoiding like a plague.

Everything you and your cured blodas have in Nigeria are not up 0.000001% of Dangote refinery.

iwaeda:
By God's grace I can buy you and your family a bag of rice monthly for the next 50 years, if God gives me life.

Hingry man, buy food for yourself first

tishbite43:
Yorubas and vicious lies again

My Mkpurumini bloda, point out the one that is a lie.

JAWBONE:
Fool, if a street tout is your own greatest man, then it means you are the cursed person.

All Mkpurumini blodas are loyal subjects to MC Oluomo.
He can send you back to your cursed region any time he deems fit.

Hezzyluv:
What goes around, comes around.

Sunusi Lamido was giving GEJ gbas-gbos around 2013/2014. He never envisaged he would become an emir then.

Today, na his own turn to receive gbas-gbos. Him no dey enjoy his reign as an emir. Na Sanusi be the first emir for Kano them dey use play ping-pong. Them no kuku respect am again. Another governor might come and use him play Igwara-gwara. ⛳

Leave Jonathan and face your own frustration.

Your Ibo blodas ruined Jonathan's government.
Sanusi did not owe GEJ anything

Jonathan himself betrayed people to get to the presidency.
GEJ betrayed Deprieye Alamieyeseigha in order to become governor.

JAWBONE:
Idiot, what stupid indigene right do you think anyone enjoys in Lagos?
The right to be an Agbero like Mc Oluomo or what?

MC Oluomo is greater than all your leaders from your barren Mkpurumini region


Besides, go and develop your cursed region

iwaeda:
People are hungry and no money. A bottle of coke is N500.

Go and work

There's no way you can get food by wasting your life on Nairaland daily