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Crime / Re: Crippled Kidnapper Buhari Haruna Arrested While Collecting ₦2M Ransom In Katsina by Ahmeduana(m): 4:35pm On Sep 21, 2021
Orubebe01:
Anything that cannot happen in the north does not exist shocked

Lalasticlala wa jeun
That is why the HAUSAs have a proverb that "WHATEVER MAGIC YOU THINK YOU WANT TO PERFORM, THEY, ARE AHEAD OF YOU"
Romance / Re: Man Collects Food He Bought For Ladies That Refused To Go Home With Him: Video by Ahmeduana(m): 8:07am On Sep 21, 2021
Olunmercy56:
Elebi sad hungry stick! Why not tell them to buy their foods the first place?

Modified; Go where? Ritualists! See them ranting like someone stole their kidneys. Na by force to buy? No wonder those little girls are into keyamata, do me I do you! God! Kai! Some men/women destinies have been wasted because of follow me home to chop your blood!!! Indo
Agreement is agreement oohh! E doo reach time fulfill your own end of the agreement you come dey yarn nonsense! THAT IS THE SITUATION ON GROUND, my lady.
Politics / Re: George Akume Hosts Femi Fani-Kayode To A Lunch (Pictures) by Ahmeduana(m): 8:56am On Sep 20, 2021
This man is a gonna already, they are going to kill him. He should beware.
Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Giving Nigerian Dancers Take Home Assignment (Video) by Ahmeduana(m): 2:28pm On Sep 19, 2021
Clown

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Politics / Re: Pantami Hosted Femi Fani-Kayode & Governor Matawalle To A Dinner Last Night by Ahmeduana(m): 4:46pm On Sep 18, 2021
What a cursed useful idiot!
Career / Re: Female Bosses by Ahmeduana(m): 11:49am On Sep 18, 2021
Nijagogetsense:
Female boss are the easiest personality to deal with. It's not about them, it is about you.

When dealing with a female boss, one thing you need to master is your emotions. Forget your ego and stoop to conquer. Make sure you always compliment them. Anytime she make a decision, flatter her and say you look up to her. Bingo! You're starting to getting her fall into your trap. She will start thinking about you. Don't stop there, buy her gifts. Compliment her. Make sure you know more about her. Make her a friend. Be interested in her like a family. But never lose yourself. Be professional in your work. Watch as events unfold and she will be fond of you.
IS ALL THESE LISTED REQUIRED FOR A MALE BOSS?

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Sports / Re: Mikel, Okocha Or Kanu: Who Was The Most Successful Nigerian Player by Ahmeduana(m): 4:22pm On Sep 16, 2021
yusluvad:
Mikel is arguably the best...
Probably you are born yester-night!
Politics / Re: Planned Concession Of Some Federal Govt Assets: The Implications For Staff by Ahmeduana(m): 9:01pm On Sep 15, 2021
A ko tile ta, omo odogo. pa tan o na tan agbalagba!
Politics / Re: Should Nigeria eventually Break Up, Who Repays Buhari Loans? by Ahmeduana(m): 8:47pm On Sep 15, 2021
Jerryherd:
Each loan are tied to a project and a collateral
What you mean now is that Buhari is borrowing money to finance and exicutes projects in the north while using southern infrastructure has collateral?!!
Religion / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Tonto Dikeh Stole My Lexus SUV Worth ₦67 Million by Ahmeduana(m): 7:49pm On Sep 15, 2021
BeardedMeat:
He don take am chop bearded meat. grin
You mean IGBIN O NIRUN?
Religion / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Tonto Dikeh Stole My Lexus SUV Worth ₦67 Million by Ahmeduana(m): 7:37pm On Sep 15, 2021
Idi je e
Politics / Re: Open Grazing Ban: We’re Open For Discussion, Miyetti Allah Tells Ortom by Ahmeduana(m): 8:18am On Sep 14, 2021
These people thinks highly of themselves!
Health / Re: How Ordinary N500 Aboniki Balm Healed Me Of Chronic Waist Pain by Ahmeduana(m): 11:16am On Sep 11, 2021
hisexcellency34:
God bless the manufacturer of Aboniki Balm. The person deserves a national award

Been battling a chronic waist pain for the past few weeks. I couldn't bend or do other things and I feel excruciating pain a lot.
I have used lots of medications, including the ones given to me by my company's HMO all to no avail.

Yesterday a friend of mine who noticed my condition suggested Aboniki balm. At first I rejected the idea because of the way people complain about the peppery way Aboniki feels after rubbing on their body.

I later had a second thought and I bought it at a shop opposite my house for N500. Five minutes after application, the pain eased and I was able to bend my back.. Something I couldn't do for many days. Aboniki rescued me from waist pain.
Here in kano ABOKNIKI is 200 to 250; if you buy in the market is 200 naira is when you buy in big supermarket the price is usually 250.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Fires Back At Bobrisky: I Don’t Have Time For Nonsense by Ahmeduana(m): 4:27pm On Sep 10, 2021
WibusJaga:

We need to package & deliver this Bobrisky to Afghanistan. One day in the hands of the Talibans will do him a whole lot of good.
Afterall him name na IDRIS!

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Politics / Re: Ethnic Groups In Africa That Share The Same Genetic Haplogroup With The Yorubas by Ahmeduana(m): 9:50am On Sep 07, 2021
Kaduna1stson:
Awon land grabbers grin

Apart from Dahomey, there's no other place related to yoruba. What about our people fulani that are indegenous to the south west, please add them to the list.
Hey! MR ATOHUN RINWA did you understand the meaning of the word GENETIC?

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Business / Re: COVID-19 Loans: CBN Receives Eight Million Applications, Disburses ₦400 Billion by Ahmeduana(m): 9:34am On Sep 07, 2021
onedayatime:
Covid-19 loan in 2019? Ah han.. fear God now...takumlai
That is an error.
Business / Re: COVID-19 Loans: CBN Receives Eight Million Applications, Disburses ₦400 Billion by Ahmeduana(m): 7:39am On Sep 07, 2021
malcolmjmoney:
All this money they are sharing yet the application might be one person multipled by fake names just to make money... When govt said they are giving out cash yet the poor are still high in numbers
Mind you, CBN is dealing with individual BVN, so the issue of multiple application by one single person does hold water, THE PROBLEM WITH THE COVID-19 TCF IS THAT THE POLITICANS HAVE HIGHJACK THE PROCESS, HERE IN KANO THE POLITICIANS ARE COLLECTHING THE BVN NOs OF THERE FAMILIES AND FRIENDS BY BYPASSING THE WHOLE PROCESS AND GOING DIRECT TO CBN TO SUMMIT...I APPLIED SINCE 2020 UP TILL NOW NOTHING, WHEREAS THE LOCAL PEOPLE THAT APPLY AFTER ME HAS RECIEVED AND SPENDING THE MONEY ON USELESS THINGS LIKE BUY MOTOSCIRCLE MACHINES AND MARRYING NEW WIVES...is the same with AGMEISE and the farmers anchor borrower.

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Politics / Re: Uzoma Emenike: Nigerians Should Post Positive Things About Nigeria by Ahmeduana(m): 11:51am On Sep 05, 2021
LordIsaac:
He is sick upstairs for that statement.
And truly he is really sick.

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Politics / Re: Delta Rivals, James Ibori And Great Ogboru Meet, Hug Themselves (photos) by Ahmeduana(m): 10:12am On Sep 04, 2021
The that sponsored the Gedion Okar coupThe that sponsored the Gedion Okar coupThe that sponsored the Gedion Okar coup
Politics / Re: Ngige: We Did Everything Possible To Stop Doctors’ Strike by Ahmeduana(m): 7:23am On Sep 04, 2021
Mr man you did nothing!
Politics / Re: Sale Mamman: The Many Controversies Under Sacked Power Minister by Ahmeduana(m): 7:07am On Sep 03, 2021
What about him citing 20 power projects in JIGAWA alone?
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: IPOB Has A Huge Stockpile Of Weapons, Bombs Across Nigeria by Ahmeduana(m): 6:55pm On Sep 01, 2021
He made a mistake what He wants to say is FULANI TERRORIST!

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Politics / Re: DSS: Subversive Elements Plotting To Smear Us by Ahmeduana(m): 8:17am On Sep 01, 2021
Nobody needs to do that, you are already doing a good job of that.

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Politics / Re: Jos Killings: Don’t Defend Yourselves Against Herdsmen -military Warns Residents by Ahmeduana(m): 9:00pm On Aug 30, 2021
These people are nothing but pure undiluted capital EVIL!
Politics / Re: Borno Leaders Forgive 3,000 Repentant Boko Haram Terrorists by Ahmeduana(m): 9:31am On Aug 30, 2021
You forgive them for a JOB WELLDONE!!
Politics / Re: Tegina Kidnap: Victims Narrate How They Survived Without Food, Water, Others by Ahmeduana(m): 11:50am On Aug 28, 2021
BigRocky:
Conduct election today 70% north would still vote for buhari.
Why won't they they vote him? When Buhari is doing exactly what they send him to do, which is Northern agenda. and is in there favour, any Northern person caught in between is a colatteral damage.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode In Green White Green With Yerima In Zamfara (Pictures) by Ahmeduana(m): 11:37am On Aug 28, 2021
What you guys failed to realise is that FFK is on a spying mission, that is what he did toward 2015 election, he was the fist person before SARAKI to leak the intentions of APC that they want to present muslim/muslim ticket. very soon we should be hearing the internal plans of APC from FFK.

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Politics / Re: Channels TV Interview: Ortom Replies Garba Shehu, Says 'I Stand By My Statement' by Ahmeduana(m): 5:38pm On Aug 26, 2021
blinking001:
Governor Otom is a proven failure, he has no right to point accusing fingers at anyone, he's a true definition of a retarded vagabond.
Benue state is now a shadow of itself thanks to Governor otom, the terrible roads, bad living condition, poor water supply, etc is a testament to the fact Otom is a bad administrator. His likes are suppose to be arrested and hanged.
Will you shut your rotten mouth and face the real burning issue the Governor raised?
Politics / Re: Question On Buhari’s Legacy by Ahmeduana(m): 8:02am On Aug 26, 2021
Monogamy:
Summary pls
PLEASE KINDLY READ!
Politics / Re: Major Datong Abducted By Bandits At NDA Killed - PM News by Ahmeduana(m): 6:48am On Aug 25, 2021
Am smelling rooted conspracy in the Northern military and political esthablishment, what happened is a delibrate sabotage or revenge....
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Didn't Stand Whit His Son And Why Atiku Stand For Him by Ahmeduana(m): 6:47pm On Aug 21, 2021
Why should ATIKU stand for SUN instead of MOON and STARS!! oni yeye ale amuda...

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