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spongeback: Because your so conceited' vain, narcissistic, self-centered, egotistic, egotistical, egocentric; proud, arrogant, boastful, full of yourself, self-important, immodest,self-satisfied, smug; supercilious, haughty, informal big-headed, too big for your britches, stuck-up, high and mighty, uppity, snotty; literary vainglorious

U mad, I hope they ban you soon.

demelza: I never hear this girl song for radio but I see her nyansh everywhere.
Is she a musician or a wannabe video vixien?

Musician..according to her

demelza: Omo I saw her too.
I immediately find my square root.

No wonder

She dey ban me like every week.

Especially on thursday and fridays. (Seriously)

spongeback: So at six months ya baby's walking?

Are my the only guy here?
Why always Me

When dis girl Nyansh big reach like dis?

Yeah...

Nice!

On point

homesteady: Abeg let us allow this thread to close!

Ok bro,

Just saw MissyB peeping

She don show me tire

homesteady: LOOL! I swear na you resemble gate man you know say we don see many of your pictures! So I know wetin I dey talk!

No worry.. Very soon I go need driver u hear?

spongeback: Ladies don't you have soup to cook?

homesteady: Should I show you my house??

Yes
She me the house wia u dey work as Gate man

White people and Yam legs

homesteady: you dey yab me?
Wetin I wan go do for cafe? When I get internet for my house

Face me I face u house ?

God bless you Tuface

homesteady: Do you even know up to 0.001% of Nigeria girls?

Use tha google when u go cyber cafe tomorow as usual

spongeback: No comment

homesteady: maybe he even still dey use all this them "you are a cockroach in my cupboard, you are the ant in my sugar" to dey toast girl

Me don upgrade na

Dis days mehn, na girls wan know me.

20% of Naija girls woulda been lonely, if not for my emotional benevolence

demelza: What in blue blazes is going on here!

I dey help homesteady toast woman

demelza: Airforce1 na bush man na!
Him still dey toast girl for this computer age while him mates don upgrade..

Toast as in woo..

Not sure bout tha spelling.

But the most important be sey u understand me

homesteady: No mind am!
He dey try me!

I've noticed you cool and calm..u don't talk much and always in tha mood to laugh.


But u know what son, my momma use to tell me when I was 6yrs old dat people who don't talk too much can be very very dangerous.


I didn't say u dangerous o.

I really wanna know u more.

ceelinarsings: only?

Anything for u baby

Keep it gangster

IAMBREEZY: I knw ppl like you very bleeped up,u ain't gat life outside Nl,why dn't u find something reasonable doing instead of waisting ur time wining like a b*tch all around nl behaving like a loose dickhead.

Don't get mad cuz girls come around.....

demelza: Na homesteady you do like this?
Ogbeni mind yasef o!

If I be girl and any guy toast me with dos lines, I go hiss, comot for him front.

demelza: When did people start confusing glass with diamond?

Broke people always think they have an opinion

homesteady: BTW ceelinarsings, your name is sweet oh!

Na dat local lines u wan use toast babe?

Upgrade jor.

Mtchew

demelza: For the sake of the baby future, I hope DNA shows you arent the father.

Well, the baby is sooo cute.
Love him.

Made myself a promise dat tha first woman that would get pregnant for me gets tha diamond ring.

Im a gentleman.

ceelinarsings: if you guys like each other.let us know oo and stop doing backyard "i love you and i dont" this is a chance for expression of emotion

Everybody loves me.. Including gayzz.

homesteady: airforce1 said he is a nice guy!

Don't pay attention to saddistz baby buoy.

ceelinarsings: oh my world,you guys are cracking my ribs here.reminds me of tom and jerry

Dunno what she want from me..

homesteady: Ehen jokes apart, do you have a child?

DNA is yet to prove that

homesteady: World War 3 don start!
Abeg demelza borrow me that your wrapper make I sit down!

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Got 6 months old baby to ball for.