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Natasha2:
abeg no pass yet go buy me groundnut

se you no like barcadi and sea food like pepper soup....and chilled pure water...yeye hunger never owe u...when garri dy house u dy select food...pele...wa pe.

Natasha2:
Now that you have volunteered to buy, use your church mind add chicken and ice cream, na beg I dey beg




Yes na, you don't need to ask

yeye !! No go soak garri if Hunger dy owe u...na new year no start with hunger or else garri self go scarce for u o. Lol

Natasha2:
abeg no pass yet go buy me groundnut

u no want boli join..? The woman open today.

coolebux:
Fuji kitchen of commotion

lool....I was thinking the kitchen has a Sound Decoder.

Natasha2:
If you know my thoughts of you eh you go hate me


Just leave me as I dey




lol abeg leave the innocent boy

just passing by!!! Hmmm?

Akpos who was a houseboy usually
sneaks into his
Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds
water to top it
up. One day his Oga bought a new wine
called
pasties, it was a french wine that changes
colour if
water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of
this,
sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the
new wine
and added water on it. Immediately it
started
changing colour.
...
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and
madam
were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos
was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and
saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when
i call, you
say "Oga" but when i ask you a question
you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen
you don't
understand anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour,
stand
beside madam and ask me a
questionwhile i stand
here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom
when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say
who dey
sneak enter the house girl room when
madam no
dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it
is true o,
when one is in the kitchen, one does not
hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?.
Me or
Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, i
can't understand anything at all.

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adrelanine:
without pix, nonsence fellows be like #ADONBELIEVEIT...... Nw after uploading pix, stil on the league to proving ur ignorance, mr man if u like belive if u like don't belive, just dont disturb The thread!!!

you are daft oooo what does my comment have to do with you....you trash Bleep off you should have just ignored it #daft

adrelanine: 6Lee Redmond: World's Longest Fingernails --until she lost them on a car crash


Lee Redmond, a woman from Utah who has not cut her nails since 1979, had grown and carefully manicured them to reach a total length of 8.65 m (28 ft 4.5 in), and was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's longest fingernails. Sadly, on February, 2009, she lost them in a car crash.

this a big lie and d worst of all that I can't believe someone with this type of nails does not exist which I can prove t.

Hey guys hw true z dz I heard first list will be out on 25th n ts from a reliable source v u heard amytin contrary??

nma24: instead of u to look for ways to improve your life, you Looking for someone to bleep. girls don finish for your area ni..... 29yrs old fa

lol u said faa r u from ilorin?

Lobolintin: She needs to be jailed for that.. Follow my FB, I doubted that.. Mom bathed me with epsom salt when I was a kidm. For how many years, sickness still dey romance mem. Sucks

this morning own is diff o...you are bathing with aro

sigmundfreud: Ajebutter002 ko, Aje-ebola101 ni.

lool you get rhymes o...why nt use those n d studio??

donnypool: see fear

lool

sigmundfreud: ...hmm. Am beginning to get on your nerves. I think being sad is better than being angry. What do you think? Oh, sorry. You don't.

so Just bye.

Spicylate: nd u r going through it. buh oh wel try n see if u can catch sleep o

I will thanks for showing a lil care.

sigmundfreud: People that have lost their families to it are not smiling. You should save a thought for them. The joke is good but we should not forget the lesson. People are dying...people will die.
You can laugh all you want...after all, its none of your business.

now you know its not your business...so fuckoff Dude.