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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by akraym(m): 12:20pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Hope no one is planning on FUNDING OR OPENING account with betland.com You need to think twice, they don't honour payments. If you have funds with them, say goodbye to it 3 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The United States Presidential Motorcade, How It Works(Photos) by akraym(m): 4:58pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
informative, if African Presidents should be treated this way, forget it, they aren't stepping down when their tenure ends. They haven't even tasted half of these-out-of-the-world security details, they are holding tight to power. 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 11:38am On Feb 19, 2018 |
Queen 12 Likes 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 11:32am On Feb 19, 2018 |
Trap 11 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 3:04pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Lalasticlala, mynd44 7 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 3:03pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Armpit Sniffer Armpit sniffers work for deodorant manufacturers to ensure the quality of the product. How does a quality check happen? Sniffers spend their days in a hot room or outdoors, sometimes sniffing up to 60 armpits an hour. Their goal is to determine how effective the deodorant is. They write up reports and help the world to smell better. 7 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 3:02pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Nude Model Revealing yourself to other people is either illegal or extremely intimate. Not so for these models, who bare it all in the name of art. You don’t have to have the best body, but you need confidence and the ability to hold a pose for hours. 7 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 3:02pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Worm Picker A simple job that requires you to be in love with being outdoors. When somebody goes fishing, they need worms, which you can buy in many shops. Have you ever wondered how the worms get into the shop? Worm pickers walk in grassy areas (gardens, parks, golf courses) after dark and pick up earthworms. 7 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 2:58pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Line Stander If you don’t like queuing, there is a perfect solution. Just hire a professional line stander, a person who will queue for you for a fee. Sometimes you have to line up for 19 hours to get a newly launched product or a sample sales item. It’s a hard and boring job that can be well paid. 6 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 2:57pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Bed Tester As the title suggests, there are people who test beds (mattresses and pillows) for companies and hotels. That’s right, you are paid to sleep at work. Sounds like a dream job! In reality, it’s hard work. A good bed tester knows how to lie down to check that the mattress has no dips and that the edges of the bed are strong enough to sit on. 6 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 2:57pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Pet Food Tester Pets are our friends, and we have to make sure that they eat delicious and nutritious meals. Call in the pet food testers! They taste pet food to evaluate the flavors and check if it’s up to quality standards. Nobody deserves bad food, especially the favorite member of the family. 6 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 2:57pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Golf Ball Diver If you enjoy scuba diving and being outdoors, then you are a perfect candidate for this unusual job. Golf ball divers are responsible for collecting all the golf balls from the bottom of ponds on courses. Sounds easy and enjoyable! Well, the truth is that many ponds are not well taken care of, and you can find a lot of nasty mud, algae, and even snakes down there. Gross. 6 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 2:56pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Professional Snuggler If you need to be hugged, cuddled, and snuggled, but you’re all alone, then your answer is a professional snuggler. You’ll be surprised to find a number of companies offering the most enjoyable and relaxing professional cuddling experience. You get to hug somebody, and you get paid between $60 and $80 an hour! Bear in mind: nothing more than hugs. 7 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / The Most Unusual Jobs by akraym(m): 2:56pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
There are a lot of people out there who are not satisfied or just plain bored with their office work. There is also a small group of people who are doing jobs you will never believe exist — for some serious cash. Get ready to see jobs that obliterate the concept of a 9-5. 7 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 1:42am On Feb 13, 2018 |
A thief entered the house in the mid-afternoon...he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewellery and money. Man started sobbing and said "Bhai you take anything you want but please untie the rope...." "Why"... asks the thief... Man: "She is my neighbour's wife... mine will arrive shortly!" 13 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 1:57am On Feb 12, 2018 |
WIFE: Honey let's play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What's the game about? WIFE: If I mention a fruit, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a colour, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right? WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling! HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction) Are you ready Husband: Yes ready WIFE: Orange! *Its been 4 HOURS NOW... The husband is still standing on the spot wondering if she meant the fruit or the color* ������ Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!��� 19 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 12:30am On Feb 12, 2018 |
At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. He was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then he got an idea.... He turned to the crowd of guests and said, "Will those who are from the bride's side of the family stand up please?" About twenty people stood. Then he asked, "Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?" About twenty five people stood up. He then smiled and said, "Will all those who stood please leave? This is a birthday party. 20 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 12:27am On Feb 12, 2018 |
A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period. So he decided to send a telegram to his headquarter to extend his leave but with his mother-in-law and other visitors around, he decided to code his message in the military way. This is what followed; SOLDIER: Omega one, this is omega twelve, danger signal from the field, red alert in front, extend leave. Do you read me?! Red alert in front, extend leave. HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega one, I read you loud and clear! Attack from the back, resume immediately! I repeat, attack from the back, resume immediately 18 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 12:24am On Feb 12, 2018 |
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!! At 78 - What story? What bed Who are you? 17 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 12:22am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 Students raise their Hands? "That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you one question further, has any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, a student raised his hand, The Professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Guy, all the Years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your Experience." The Big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the Podium. When he reached the front of the room, the Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" "Shit! From way back there, I thought you said, 'Goats!'" 16 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 12:12am On Feb 12, 2018 |
At the airport.... Officer: so you are a Nigerian by birth. Akraym : NO, I am a Nigerian by mistake... 15 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 11:42am On Jan 29, 2018 |
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 11:36am On Jan 29, 2018 |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. 16 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 11:31am On Jan 29, 2018 |
A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.” Officer: “At home?” Driver: “No, to do it.” 16 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 11:30am On Jan 29, 2018 |
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember. 20 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Jokes Apart by akraym(m): 11:29am On Jan 29, 2018 |
PS: Copied and pasted everything Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. 17 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by akraym(m): 12:33am On Jan 25, 2018 |
Davedgr8:right after your 20th year remembrance service. 4 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by akraym(m): 12:31am On Jan 25, 2018 |
onisler: +1702851646 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by akraym(m): 12:28am On Jan 25, 2018 |
onisler:done 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by akraym(m): 12:05am On Jan 25, 2018 |
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