₦airaland Forum

--If u didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the
bed.

― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava
in d
next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.

― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you
new
ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and
legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted
building or under bed
with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with
sand.

- If u didn't write ur name on paper and
insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.

- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.

- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur
nails
to b whiter

- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees
@nights

- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and
called it
ur car!

- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.

- If u never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....

.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do...

1. The
fat kid was always
the goalkeeper


2. The owner of the ball decides
who
plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured
player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when
everyone
was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score,
the winner will be determined by the last
team to score.

6. No referee and lines men. You
could
run
with the ball even behind the goal post.

7. If you
don't participate in repairing the
ball you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The
guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree when it got
stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in
the
next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. You were allowed to
change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty.

12. the most
skillful player get automatic
selection.

13. You only get substituted when called
at home..

*was it different in your own place?

Ameeeeeeeeen

swtme:
necklace,jacket on her shoulder, glasses, hair band, she then finished d look with plastic bottle-all jhoin

[b][/b] Funny you

swtme:
The pregnant woman she added accessories

Where are the accessories?

Miss or Mrs

Real Sure p dey owe 4 month allowance not to talk of guguru task force

This people no dey stop to dey amaze me. Awon oloriburuku wa eni kun ra. NURTW (AGBERO) get better organisation dan dis sure p. Dem just dey dupe graduate since last year September. Funny part b say most of there oga no pass ssce.

Once u have ur money dem go give u there yeye form. This there second year running oooo. They keep posting people. If u see the way the so called tout ooooooops Oga dem dey use there money chop bokoto for office. They are pure scam. Nobody recongnise them both SURE-P and FERMA.

scammmmm. pdp tout

Work my yansh! Awon oloriburu. Still, some innocent youth still trooping in.

They are scam. I v wasted close to 50k. They are not well organised, Even those that call themselves commandant are confirm touts. They drink weed and alcohol freely at the front of gate. Their main objective is to use us for election manipulation. How i wish my money is refunded.

Eye opening. I love it all.

alabosian@yahoo.com

But how real the bling bling? Because am doubting its not real Gold.


Source: live on NTA, AIT, TVC and Channels

hahahaha karma indeed

Layvin Kurzawa thought he had scored the winning goal
for France Under-21s in the 87th minute so he
celebrated in the face of Sweden's John Guidetti. When
Sweden scored a minute later, Guidetti went looking for
him


http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/15/salute-france-mocked-sweden-under-21-euro?CMP=fb_ot

SeunEatsGARRI:
Yea he "took" not "steal"

When the revolution will come in Nigeria, the French revolution will be mere GARRI.

Ps: I detest APC
Another Political Calamity!

guy, u make remeber in GEJ word stealing is not corruption

SeunEatsGARRI:
GEJ remains my Mentor and I'll support him because he is an Ijaw Man not an Hausa or Igbo Man come 2015 but what Rubuen Abati just said now is an insult to the sensibilities of Nigerians in General.

Maybe he didn't steal the funds, he "took" them.

Discombobulated mofos with GARRI infested brains!

So, mentor took public fund.

SeunEatsGARRI:
GEJ remains my Mentor and I'll support him because he is an Ijaw Man not an Hausa or Igbo Man come 2015 but what Rubuen Abati just said now is an insult to the sensibilities of Nigerians in General.

Maybe he didn't steal the funds, he "took" them.

Discombobulated mofos with GARRI infested brains!

So, mentor took public fund.

“What that Internet site and those copy-cat
media houses tried to do was to give the impression
that
the President is corrupt. The site even said the leaders
they had listed stole their people’s wealth. It’s
absolutely
untrue. President Jonathan has not stolen anybody’s
wealth.
“He is a very honest and decent man. Those who
know
him knows that he is not in office to amass wealth but
to serve Nigerians to the best of his ability and to
leave
a legacy that the present and the next generation
would
be proud of.” Dr Reuben Abati

http://www.punchng.com/politics/jonathan-hasnt-stolen-public-funds-abati-insists/

alabosian@yahoo.com

Na lie! Na Muhammed Yusuf

Are you blind

In Pictures::
From Left to Right =
1. Muhammad Yusuf, the Founder and Leader of the
Dreaded Sect group Boko-Haram.
2. Alhaji Mujaheed Dokubo Asari.
3. Rev. Pastor Ayodele Oritsejeafor, the President of the
Cristian Associations of Nigeria, CAN.
WARNING!!!!
"thou shall not judge"
"touch NOT my annointed, and do my annointed NO
harm"!!!!!!
Viewers are advice to be So Discreet!!!

In Pictures::
From Left to Right =
1. Muhammad Yusuf, the Founder and Leader of the
Dreaded Sect group Boko-Haram.
2. Alhaji Mujaheed Dokubo Asari.
3. Rev. Pastor Ayodele Oritsejeafor, the President of the
Cristian Associations of Nigeria, CAN.
WARNING!!!!
"thou shall not judge"
"touch NOT my annointed, and do my annointed NO
harm"!!!!!!
Viewers are advice to be So Discreet!!!

Guy u are too much. I really appreciate extra 250mb u add to my 500mb. U r s bomb

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmm! What a waste!

edozie04:
*kongi*,*kerewa*,*kpekus*,*congo*Surprisingly I learned all of them on NL

you must have been corrupted here on NL

Mine is " Shooooow "

Not applicable here in Nigeria. Be realistic and save us from this junks.