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CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Apologises To Fans And Colleagues (video) by Aleister(m): 7:33pm On Dec 30, 2025
What her body like tozo part of cow grin. Make she buy tickets for all her community pipo make dem for watch her feem.
PoliticsRe: Fubara And His Band Sing For Tinubu (Video) by Aleister(m): 11:40am On Dec 30, 2025
Riskymarvelous:
you don't even know what fubara and tinubu are playing against wike you remember when wike told fubara that he will not go for second term if tinubu lift the suspended on his head and fubara said okay no problem and immediately tinubu tell him to resume office back tinubu called fubara for a private meeting and after the meeting fubara defected to APC which means him and tinubu av some agreement about how to deliver river states election to him in 2027 general election which will assure his second term as governor of River state I hope you understand my useless typing because nobody is perfect so let's see how the game goes
Your typing is not actually useless because you made a lot of sense.
PoliticsRe: Fubara And His Band Sing For Tinubu (Video) by Aleister(m): 8:30am On Dec 30, 2025
This Fubara ended up as a mumu. I didn’t expect him to be this stoopid.
PoliticsRe: Expect More US Airstrikes To Come On Terrorist Camps In Nigeria. by Aleister(m):
With the way this thing is going, he be like the 72 virgins nor go reach all of them again as grooms go too much for jannah. Oga Trump as you take do Christmas for us, abeg do new year too.

PoliticsRe: No Polling Unit On Social Media, Otti Should Pray I Don't Contest In 2027 - Kalu by Aleister(m): 9:21pm On Dec 29, 2025
Go and sit down thief. Contest na let’s test your popularity anumpama
PoliticsRe: Russia Says Ukrainian Drone Attack Targeted One Of Putin’s Residences by Aleister(m): 8:57pm On Dec 29, 2025
These two countries, war neva taya ona? Make ona try rest na. Haba
FamilyRe: Meet The Chinese Billionaire, Xu Bo, Who Has Fathered 100 Children Worldwide by Aleister(m): 4:55pm On Dec 29, 2025
Omo …the guy’s waist must have turbocharger grin
PoliticsRe: Sowore Calls Trump ‘Lying Machine, Racist, Hypocrite’, ‘You Can’t Claim To Save by Aleister(m): 4:53pm On Dec 29, 2025
This Sowore is really double-faced. He says one thing today and something contrary tomorrow. This guy might be lowkey working for the government.
BusinessRe: ‘billions Gone’: How Instagram Vendors Lost Goods To Great Nigeria House Fire by Aleister(m): 4:53pm On Dec 28, 2025
This is sad. Imagine seeing your goods all up in flames and you can’t even do anything about it.

May God console all those who lost their goods and means of livelihood to the fire.
EducationRe: Notable NMS( Ex - Boys ) Who Recently Graduated From The NDA by Aleister(m): 2:09pm On Sep 29, 2025
saintkel:
What's nms and NDA.....I seem not to understand dis post sha....
NMS stands for Nigerian Military School

Not enough characterrrrrrrssssssss ooooooooooo
CareerRe: What’s The Most Unthinkable Thing You’ve Done To Get Ahead? by Aleister(m): 4:34pm On Sep 12, 2025
I drilled my rich landlady’s borehole to see if I can find crude oil there 😬. I didn’t find the oil but I was able to get ahead.
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos: Visual Evidence Emerges Of Rooftop Suspect In Charlie Kirk Assassination by Aleister(m): 2:11pm On Sep 11, 2025
I sincerely hope he’s apprehended. Kirk’s death really shocked me, and I believe I’m not alone. I wish him eternal rest with God.
PoliticsRe: Wike Travels To UK For Medical Attention - Sahara Reporters by Aleister(m): 2:04pm On Sep 11, 2025
“He refused to do the bypass surgery recommended because he doesn't want to be gone for too long or replaced.”

Instead to be worried about his health, the fear of being replaced is his problem. The level of greed our politicians have is astounding and unbelievable.
BusinessRe: Larry Ellison Dethrones Elon Musk As World's Richest Man by Aleister(m): 11:07pm On Sep 10, 2025
Astromath:
Head go dey pain you as you hear the money 😩, poor man pikin gat hustle
Walai…better head pain 😬
BusinessRe: Larry Ellison Dethrones Elon Musk As World's Richest Man by Aleister(m): 8:40pm On Sep 10, 2025
God when ooo
All this money person dey hear be like film trick
PoliticsRe: Scores Wounded As Hoodlums Attack El-rufai’s ADC Coalition Meeting In Kaduna by Aleister(m): 11:46pm On Aug 30, 2025
mhmsadyq:
Southern Kaduna this Southern Kaduna that, Southern Kaduna here, Southern Kaduna there.

Until you can get your own state, Southern Kaduna is irrelevant in Kaduna politics.

Twice, El rufai proved it.

El rufai na man you be!
Na people like you be problem of Nigeria. You’re even sounding like a bandit
PoliticsRe: Scores Wounded As Hoodlums Attack El-rufai’s ADC Coalition Meeting In Kaduna by Aleister(m): 8:10pm On Aug 30, 2025
El rufai the terrorist sympathizer. You can't be the patron saint of bandits few years ago and just expect people to easily forget what you did in Southern Kaduna while you were governor.

What's that saying again? Karma is a biatcchh.
CelebritiesRe: Women Cry Out Over Gheghe’s Controversial Teachings (Video) by Aleister(m): 7:05pm On Aug 29, 2025
I support his teachings 100%. Most women na just one month dem use senior fowl

Some sef fowl senior them
FashionRe: 2002 Miss World Riots In Nigeria And Aftermath (Throwback Photos) by Aleister(m): 10:17pm On Aug 19, 2025
I remember when this riot happened in kaduna. It was a really crazy experience…empty bullet shells were flying into my compound. We had to run to police college to take solace before they kpai me and my family.

Since that riot happened, kaduna has never been the same. God help us.
PoliticsRe: 62 Kidnapped Victims Escape After NAF Strikes Bandits’ Camp In Katsina by Aleister(m): 7:14pm On Aug 18, 2025
I wonder when insecurity will end in our dear country…e just be like season movie. Kudos to our military for pounding them. God help us
PoliticsRe: South-East Presidency: I Should Be The Front Runner, Not Peter Obi - Dave Umahi by Aleister(m): 2:40am On Aug 18, 2025
These people nor go allow Peter Obi name to rest…he be like say this name Dey give APThieves ereccctiion
PoliticsRe: Stunned English Scientists Find DNA of Southern Nigerians In UK 1,400 Years Ago! by Aleister(m): 1:30am On Aug 16, 2025
Nigeria is a great country. The only problem we have here is bad leadership.
RomanceRe: Porn Star, Victoria Beatriz Is Dead by Aleister(m): 9:40am On Aug 09, 2025
Allsmilez999:
People that watch them next. 😂
Na be say plenty people go die be that oo 😁
CrimeRe: Four Arrested In Abuja As Two Sisters Fake Kidnap To Defraud Elderly Father by Aleister(m): 6:05pm On Aug 05, 2025
Kidnapping seems to be the most lucrative business venture in Nigeria right now. It is very easy and requires no training…so easy to the point that you can even kidnap yourself and request for ransom.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Union Lambasts Tinubu Over Hardship, Insecurity: 'aso Rock Not Your Famil by Aleister(m): 8:25pm On Aug 04, 2025
Lies, a Yoruba group cannot say that. They must have been infiltrated by ipob miscreants. Real omoluabis won’t say this.

This is the template tribalistic bigots will use to comment on this topic grin
Foreign AffairsRe: American Couple Welcomes World’s ‘oldest Baby’ Born From Embryo Frozen In 1994 by Aleister(m): 1:42pm On Aug 04, 2025
OSUNADC:
"Cease"

Thank you
Thanks
Foreign AffairsRe: American Couple Welcomes World’s ‘oldest Baby’ Born From Embryo Frozen In 1994 by Aleister(m): 4:52am On Aug 04, 2025
These Americans won’t seize to amaze us
CelebritiesRe: 9ice: I Was Spiritually Attacked, I Vomited Blood Until Ifa Saved My Life by Aleister(m): 4:50am On Aug 04, 2025
Thank God say you nor kpai. Welcome back to life bro.

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