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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: El-Rufai Threatens To Sack All Kaduna Lecturers by ALISMILE(m): 8:17am On Jul 28, 2022
All the idiotttts criticizing el rufai on this issue refused to address the points he raised. You criticize whatever he does because you hate him. He is not even your state governor. He is way better than all those una useless governors

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: For Every 150 NBA Players, 100 Are Nigerians - Peter Obi by ALISMILE(m): 3:08pm On Jul 26, 2022
tony0806:


No p. Smartness is ringing bell on you. Bring yours to do live interviews let's hear. Both in channels and arise tv
Whenever PO opens his mouth na mountain of lies upon lies. Too many lies. Always quoting figures and lieing.

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: For Every 150 NBA Players, 100 Are Nigerians - Peter Obi by ALISMILE(m): 12:18pm On Jul 26, 2022
tony0806:
Yes he lied. But at least he made us to understand that we have Nigerians in the NBA. Sincerely I didn't even know we had a single Nigerian there
How will you know when dumbness is ringing bell upadan.
Sadly most of you folks supporting obi have never a bridge outside your village.

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: For Every 150 NBA Players, 100 Are Nigerians - Peter Obi by ALISMILE(m): 12:11pm On Jul 26, 2022
Zombidient fans continue to find their Oga lies titilating.

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Health / Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Concentrated Among Gay Men - WHO by ALISMILE(m): 8:41am On Jul 24, 2022
Praxis758:
Bobrisky is highly vulnerable to this disease and people should beware of him.

Also, Buhari’s gay cows in his ranch should be avoided at this moment.
But isn't Oga/madam bobrisky a she? I'm just about her real gender.
Food / Re: Sapa Concoction Rice by ALISMILE(m): 11:02pm On Jul 23, 2022
Snapchat:
This one no be sapa rice now. See orisirishi inside.
Let me shock you. I prefer this one to the one my wife calls real jollof with too much fry fry.

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Politics / Re: You Are Campaigning For Tinubu - Deji Adeyanju On Muslim-Muslim Ticket by ALISMILE(m): 10:59am On Jul 23, 2022
DispatcherLagos:

LoL..... congratulations. You just wasted your vote
Bros time will tell
Politics / Re: IPOB Threatening My Life Because Of Peter Obi – Reno Omokri Raises Alarm by ALISMILE(m): 10:59am On Jul 23, 2022
obyrich:
But they were never behind him when he was in PDP? I thought you people claimed IPOB was sponsored by opposition PDP? grin
Ipob have ported it's support or allegiance with/for PDP to labour party. That's why you observe the reduced toxicity among PDP supporters.
We know them
Politics / Re: IPOB Threatening My Life Because Of Peter Obi – Reno Omokri Raises Alarm by ALISMILE(m): 10:31pm On Jul 22, 2022
obyrich:
Trying hard to link PO with IPOB. grin
Ipob supporters are the ones behind obi. That's why the intolerance level high. We know this things
Politics / Re: You Are Campaigning For Tinubu - Deji Adeyanju On Muslim-Muslim Ticket by ALISMILE(m): 10:12pm On Jul 22, 2022
tinsel:

You don't know that the more you attacking tinubu on moslem moslem ticket, you are getting more moslems to vote for him
Don't mind the fooools. Because of their actions i became convinced it's a religious thing now. I must vote for Tinubu.

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Politics / Re: Nollywood Actors Meet Bola Tinubu (Photo) by ALISMILE(m): 10:08pm On Jul 22, 2022
Michella25:
Let the sponsored campaigns begin grin grin
I'm currently looking for opportunity to stand beside Tinubu and take selfie. They there they wail about sponsored campaign
Politics / Re: Segun Awosanya: Obi's Supporters Are Violating Freedom Of Expression Of Others by ALISMILE(m): 9:46pm On Jul 22, 2022
Throwback:


If you know how many have cursed me just for enumerating the factual reasons why me as a Christian is supporting Tinubu who is a Muslim.

If they could locate me, I'm sure I would have made the 9pm news.

What we have supporting Obi is a mob of ignorant zombies, and when you reel out verifiable facts to them, they tell you it is lies and propaganda.
For the very first time, Obi's supporters aren't willing to have any 'issues' base discussion about why I think Tinubu is the best candidate among three going by their records. The next thing is they begin to rain insults
Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Mocks Tinubu (Video) by ALISMILE(m): 1:40pm On Jul 22, 2022
I'm just praying for God to bless me like Tinubu
Family / What Is That Training That Your Parents Didn't Give You That You Don't Regret by ALISMILE(m): 10:56am On Jul 22, 2022
Mine is birthday celebration.
Growing up as a kid my parents never marked any of my birthday.
I love the fact that I grew up without really attaching so much importance to birthday celebration.
I'm trying to nurture my kids along that part.
Politics / Re: More Photos Of Peter Obi And Bishop David Oyedepo by ALISMILE(m): 6:25pm On Jul 21, 2022
successmatters:
If Peter Obi rules Nigeria for 4 years, Nigeria will become the best country in Africa.

Give it to the man wey sabi,
Yet, Anambra that he ruled for 8 good years remains a Shadow of itself. Make una get conscious
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Photoshops Bishop's Cap On His Head, Sparks Outrage by ALISMILE(m): 2:13pm On Jul 21, 2022
Bastard Adamu. Dude is clearly working for Atiku. He can bear to see a southerner as president. That's why he earlier decamped to NNPP, when he realized that Kwankwaso stand no chance, he came back to the APC to wreck things from the inside.
Politics / Re: Police PRO Muyiwa Adejobi ‘locks 3 Friends Up’ For Disagreeing With Him In Traff by ALISMILE(m): 8:25am On Jul 21, 2022
seborrhic:
But why would they turn off their car in the first place?
This is common with some Nigerian drivers.
In the midst of a traffic snarl and disagreement with other drivers,they just turn off their engines and deliberately block traffic from both sides and dare anyone to do their worse.
Now they are trying to blackmail the PRO.
It's an arrestable offence.
To show their foo lishness,when they later knew who he is and were begged by the DPO to apologize,they hurriedly did.Why didn't they stand on asserting that they hadn't done anything wrong and would be ready to go to court?
I thought it was me alone that saw it from this perspective

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Food / Re: The 300 Naira Peppers I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by ALISMILE(m): 10:00pm On Jul 16, 2022
I can always tell when someone is telling a lie

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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by ALISMILE(m): 8:46pm On Jul 16, 2022
wittywriter:


You are not been honest here ....

@wittyness
So what's ur point exactly? Amount too small, or too big?

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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by ALISMILE(m): 8:30pm On Jul 16, 2022
15k min
Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Wrong In Eating Agbado And Cassava by ALISMILE(m): 2:42pm On Jul 16, 2022
By God's Grace I can afford any food in the world I desire to eat today. Yet I eat corn and cassava almost everyday
Politics / Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Christians Protest Against Shettima In Front Of Aso Rock by ALISMILE(m): 6:26am On Jul 16, 2022
butterfly777:


Which competence? Is Tinubu more competent than Obi?
yes sir, going by their records

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Politics / Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Christians Protest Against Shettima In Front Of Aso Rock by ALISMILE(m): 6:24am On Jul 16, 2022
butterfly777:
Why is it only Christians from the 19 northern states that are protesting, while those from the other states look on.

Christians from the south have to wake up from their sit-down-look approach to issues and be more active in defending their interest. There are somethings God will not do if we don't play our part.

Prayer alone can't always bring results without necessary actions.
I don't understand why you have to protest when you have the option of voting a Christian president if religion is the criteria for you. Obi is a Christian aspirant, while Atiku has a Christian running mate

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Politics / Re: Shettima: Nigeria is Too Big For Peter Obi To Handle by ALISMILE(m): 3:39pm On Jul 15, 2022
Statement of truth
Politics / Re: Atiku, Obi And Tinubu, Who Should Kanu Rely On For Quick Release? by ALISMILE(m): 7:40am On Jul 15, 2022
helinues:


I have the same feelings to, after all, Kanu didn't have personal issue with any of them.

But which of the aspirants do you think have what it takes to fasten Kanu's case?
Fact is, as a president the release can be instant and immediate. Nolle proceque!!!!
I think Obi will release him more hastily
Crime / Re: Policemen Beat Up Their Uniform Colleague For Violating Okada Ban In Lagos by ALISMILE(m): 7:32am On Jul 15, 2022
Nobody knows what Nigerians really want. We say we don't want Okada, now our law enforcement officers are trying to enforce the ban and Nigerians are calling them ole
Politics / Re: Atiku, Obi And Tinubu, Who Should Kanu Rely On For Quick Release? by ALISMILE(m): 7:20am On Jul 15, 2022
I've a feeling that all three of them may release him. They would want to chat a new beginning
Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo: What APC Did Is Unconstitutional, Supports Peter Obi by ALISMILE(m): 6:52am On Jul 15, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
Ok, it is unconstitutional, then vote the other party and stop your noise
The matter tire for all these people. If you don't like Tinubu choice, then vote another choice. Why is that so difficult for them to understand

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Politics / Re: Between Shettima And Obi, Who Performed Better As A Governor by ALISMILE(m): 1:00pm On Jul 14, 2022
The surprising thing about this coming election is that Obi's supporters are not willing to discuss the track records of contestants.

I'm surprised by this sudden change of
election approach.

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Jokes Etc / What Do You Imagine First When You See A Desirable Person Of The Opposite Sex by ALISMILE(m): 12:03pm On Jul 01, 2022
I deliberately opened this thread in this section because I don't want trolls to flood the thread and derail it or discourage others from expressing their minds.

When I see a clean beautiful girl or lady, one who ticks all the boxes of a beautiful girl for me (expatiating on this criterion is topic for another day), the first thought or imagination that strikes my mind is how suitable she will be for a head job.

Sometimes, I wonder if this also runs in the minds of other people.

Simply tell us what are the thoughts that run through your mind when you a desirable person of the other sex
Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Change, If You Could Turn The Hands Of Time? by ALISMILE(m): 9:45pm On Dec 13, 2021
theamazonguru:

Me I hate people polluting anyhow not minding other's presence. It so irritates me ehn.
While dating my wife, I never saw or heard her fart for once. But now, the way she decorates my house with mess/fart ehn. She can pollute for Africa.
So disgusting. Lol.
Lol, this really got me cracking
Even this girl am dating now, she too can scatter for africa. You will see them forming upadan the whole street like they don't even poo. But take them in and discover something else

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Change, If You Could Turn The Hands Of Time? by ALISMILE(m): 5:10pm On Dec 13, 2021
2 things

1, I would ensure I study medicine or nursing with the sole aim to relocate to the USA

2, I wouldn't marry my current wife. I would probably marry the girl am dating now

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