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RomanceRe: Lady Twerks For Uber Driver (Video) by allen113: 9:28pm On Sep 25, 2024
Tomorrow na one woman will come and tell us how she ordered ride and the man joys stick was standing. Na all this things these men dey see on the job, why John Thomas no go stand.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia To Launch Satellites For Niger, Mali & Burkina Faso (Photos) by allen113: 8:26pm On Sep 24, 2024
Of what benefit is this to these countries? Will it help them fight insecurity or will it lead to any meaningful development. Nigeria way get satellite since wetin we dn achieve with am?
CrimeRe: Ebonyi Prison Officials Sneak Inmate Out To See Girlfriend - SR by allen113: 7:20am On Sep 24, 2024
Why not arrange for the girlfriend to come and see him in jail then they do there business. Las Las na this him high Lipido go finish am kpatakpata. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Lord's Chosen Members In The Mud (Video) by allen113: 9:30pm On Sep 23, 2024
Mr Righteous abi wetin be that him moniker again, can you please come and explain what kind of iberiberism is this?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested For attempting to Traffick Cocaine To Iran by allen113: 4:45pm On Sep 23, 2024
Iran kwa? so fear no even catch say Israel fit drop bomb at anytime for that country when him still dey there. Omoh nawa ooh cheesy
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders Crackdown On Transnational Car Thieves In Nigeria by allen113: 1:05pm On Sep 23, 2024
Ok
PropertiesRe: Tenant Threatening by allen113: 5:50pm On Sep 22, 2024
I shall hope say the tenant no be Ikwerre or Ogbakiri man, because those people like trouble sha
PoliticsRe: Why I Stopped Using My Private Jet - Senator Orji Kalu by allen113: 3:15pm On Sep 22, 2024
Who ask you why you no dey use your jet oga?
PoliticsRe: Governor Peter Mbah's Petrol Station Set On Fire In Enugu by allen113: 2:55pm On Sep 20, 2024
Na to use govt money build am back na no big deal.

Mumu hoodlums without brains.
Foreign AffairsRe: Please Save Me': The Indians Duped Into Fighting For Russia by allen113: 1:48pm On Sep 18, 2024
I have one simple question.

Where you forced?
SportsRe: Salvatore 'Toto' Schillaci Dies Of Colon Cancer At 59 by allen113: 11:32am On Sep 18, 2024
Rip
TV/MoviesRe: Rate A Nairalander’s First AI Generated Film by allen113: 8:44pm On Sep 17, 2024
In the nearest future actors and actresses may be replaced by AI. Welcome to the new world.

@Op you really tried.
CrimeRe: Blacklives Matters: Moment A Black Man Resisted Unjust Arrest By 10 Policemen by allen113: 7:49pm On Sep 12, 2024
Biznesworld:
Summarize these
It's a song by N.W.A the title is F.uck the police
CelebritiesRe: Drama Unfolds As Late Mohbad’s Father Avoids Looking At His Wife In Court (Vid) by allen113: 6:04pm On Sep 11, 2024
Keep resting on Imole
CrimeRe: Blacklives Matters: Moment A Black Man Resisted Unjust Arrest By 10 Policemen by allen113: 4:00pm On Sep 11, 2024
[b]Right about now NWA court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube and Eazy motherfuckin' E
Order, order, order, Ice Cube take the motherfuckin' stand
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
And nothin' but the truth so help your black ass?
You goddamn right
Well, won't you tell everybody what the Bleep you gotta say?
Bleep the police comin' straight from the underground
A Young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Bleep that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product
Thinkin' every nigga is sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in the Benzo
Beat a police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swole off bread and water
I don't know if they gays or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin' his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun, they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin' out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just 'cause I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin' in L.A.
Yo Dre, I got somethin' to say
Bleep the police, Bleep-, Bleep-
Bleep the police, Bleep-, Bleep-
Bleep the police, Bleep the-, Bleep the-
Bleep the police (Example of scene one)
Pull your goddamn ass over right now
Aw shit, now what the Bleep you pullin' me over for?
'Cause I feel like it
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the Bleep up
Man, Bleep this shit
Alright, smart-ass, I'm taking your black ass to jail
MC Ren, will you please give your testimony
To the jury about this bleeped up incident
Bleep the police and Ren said it with authority
Because the niggas on the street is a majority
A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin'
And the motherfuckin' weapon is kept in
A stash spot, for the so-called law
Wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw
Lights start flashin' behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives 'em a hint not to step in my path
For police, I'm sayin', "Bleep you, punk"
Readin' my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin' out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it, punk, I'ma Bleep you up
Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as Bleep when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke 'em now, and not next time
Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me
Or any asshole that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin' out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as Bleep
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat
Takin' out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a Bleep to say
Bleep the police, Bleep-, Bleep-
Bleep the police, Bleep-, Bleep-
Bleep the police, Bleep the-, Bleep the-
Bleep the police
Yeah, man, what you need?
Police, open now (Aww, shit)
We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest
Get down and put your hands right where I can see 'em!
Man, what the Bleep did I do? Man, what did I do?
Just shut the Bleep up and get your motherfucking ass on the floor!
But I didn't do shit
Man, just shut the Bleep up!
Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jackin'
Sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack, and
Shining the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass, or maybe 'cause I blast
On a stupid ass nigga when I'm playin' with the trigger
Of any Uzi or an AK
'Cause the police always got somethin' stupid to say
They put up my picture with silence
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangster, but still, I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin' to get shot
By me, or another nigga.
And with a gat, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
(Size don't mean shit, he's from the old school, fool)
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb motherfucker with a gun
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
While I'm drivin off laughin'
This is what I'll say
Bleep the police, Bleep-, Bleep-
Bleep the police, Bleep-
Bleep the police, Bleep-, Bleep-
Bleep the police (The verdict)
The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck
Whitebread, chicken shit motherfucker
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Get him out of here (I want justice)
Get him the Bleep out my face (I want justice)
Out, right now
Bleep you, you black motherfuckers
Bleep the police
Bleep the police
Bleep the police[/b]
CrimeRe: How Abel Damina Impregnated A Married Woman And A Pastor's Daughter ..[ VID] by allen113: 3:51pm On Sep 11, 2024
Fake news
CrimeRe: Many Boko Haram Families Killed As Flood Ravages Sambisa Forest(photos) by allen113: 3:47pm On Sep 11, 2024
The only good news about the flood
CultureRe: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by allen113: 3:44pm On Sep 11, 2024
How many times will this video make fp?
HealthRe: Woman Slumps, Dies While Sharing Testimony In Lagos Church by allen113: 3:26pm On Sep 11, 2024
Hmmm
CelebritiesRe: Davido Performs In Ethiopia As They Usher In New Year by allen113: 2:52pm On Sep 11, 2024
This is kind of funny grin
SportsRe: Eguavoen Bows Out: A Tactical Analysis Of His Tenure As Super Eagles Coach by allen113: 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2024
Just after 2 games?
AutosRe: Wizkid Did Not Rent The Ferrari SF90; Or On Credit,he Purchased And Paid In Full by allen113: 2:50pm On Sep 10, 2024
1.2 billion in cash abi transfer? Op correct that write up he paid fully not in cash probably bank tf.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Denies Sacking Aide Over Leaked ‘Gwo Gwo Ngwo’ Dance Video by allen113: 2:35pm On Sep 10, 2024
What do people gain in sharing fake news? undecided
PoliticsRe: 2023: Aisha Yesufu, Ighodalo Managed Obi’s Campaign Funds, Not LP — Abure by allen113: 10:01pm On Sep 09, 2024
Nawa ooh
TravelRe: Niger Petrol Tanker Explosion Death Toll Rises To 59 by allen113: 7:15pm On Sep 09, 2024
R.i.p to the deceased.

Fuel we dey complain say they scarce na just waste like this omoh. And as for the cows instead of meat to waste make suya go round abeg grin
TravelRe: 2 People Swept Away By Flood While Sleeping In Anambra Found Dead (Photos) by allen113: 8:28pm On Sep 07, 2024
What kind of sleep will make flood carry you and you won't wake? Or maybe the flood drowned them.

May their souls rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: Anenih's State Funeral Is the Reason Oshiomole And I have Issues - Obaseki by allen113: 1:06pm On Sep 07, 2024
Them dn carry campaign go graveside?
Nawa ooh
CelebritiesRe: Davido Meets Saudi Prince In Paris, Claims 'King Of Nigeria' Title by allen113: 1:42pm On Sep 06, 2024
Ok
CrimeRe: Lagos Agbero Tout Leader Brutally Attacks Woman At A Party . Graphic ! by allen113: 12:19pm On Sep 05, 2024
My guess is they know themselves and are probably nacking self. She even gifted him money.

Nawa ooh
PoliticsRe: I Can’t Hand Over Edo State To An Unintelligent Man – Governor Obaseki by allen113: 9:43am On Sep 05, 2024
Ok
PoliticsRe: FG to Award East West Road in Niger Delta To CCECC by allen113: 8:01pm On Sep 02, 2024
They should be fast about it abeg, that road is very important to us

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